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The word " Fuck" really is the most versatile word in the English language.
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And here's why .....
Oh Fuck - This is not good / I am in trouble.
Fuck you - No.
Fuck It - I really do not wish to partake in this activity.
Fucks Sake - This hasn't worked out as planned.
Fuckadoodledo - A general feeling of utter dismay.
Fuck Me- I think I've made an error / can I please insert my penis inside your juicy vagina .
Fuck Off - Go away immediately.
Fuckwit - You are a person of limited intelligence.
Fucktard - See above but with a level of intelligence so low you would get beaten in a pub Quiz by a Duck Billed Platypus .
Is there a more versatile word .
I dont think so
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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Fred MacAulay did a joke about how Scots will add fuck to anything. He was at a football match, someone got booked & the guy next to him shouted 'Fuckin... BOO!'
Billy Connolly does a good bit on fuck too. |
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"Fred MacAulay did a joke about how Scots will add fuck to anything. He was at a football match, someone got booked & the guy next to him shouted 'Fuckin... BOO!'
Billy Connolly does a good bit on fuck too."
Hes funny whatever he says  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck is one of the greatest adjectives as it means nothing when used as an adjective... or should that read it means fuck all when used as a fucking adjective.
Plus it sounds hilarious when old ladies say it. |
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I find that a word that means everything ends up meaning nothing. I rarely use the F word - not because I'm prudish about it but because it's useful to save something for when you mean it.
I remember years ago I worked at a place where there was a highly-aggressive woman who had a vendetta against me. One day, during one of her tirades at me, I dismissively replied to a question from her with "And why don't you just fuck off?" She had literally never heard me say that word before and directing it at her really caught her off-guard and had more of an impact than if I used it frequently.
I remember the Smurfs cartoons in the 80s and how they replaced loads of words with Smurf. In one story one of them was scared and told the others there was a "giant smurf that smurfed smurf" and nobody knew what she was talking about. I feel a bit like that about the F word. It's so common it doesn't really mean anything any more. I think a bit of variety in what we say is no bad thing. Luke |
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I am reminded of an passage from a book of anecdotes about National Service, where a National Serviceman overheard one NCO observing to another, while watching a particularly hapless individual break a piece of equipment:
'Oh fucking hell, the fucking idiot's only gone and fucking fucked the fucker' |
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General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?"
Picasso "It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus
"Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton "Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."
Bill Clinton "I didn't fucking inhale!"
Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloak fucked!"
William Tell "Keep Fucking Still."
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"General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?"
Picasso "It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus
"Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton "Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."
Bill Clinton "I didn't fucking inhale!"
Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloak fucked!"
William Tell "Keep Fucking Still."
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"General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?"
Picasso "It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus
"Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton "Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."
Bill Clinton "I didn't fucking inhale!"
Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloak fucked!"
William Tell "Keep Fucking Still."
Haha
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Brilliant!! Couldn't top that.  |
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