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Help required please send pants, knickers, under crackers.
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Please, please, please send me your panties now.
I’m attempting to become the first person to sail the English Channel in a sailing boat with sails made entirely from worn underwear.
Currently I have a pair of size 24 M&S granny pants which should make the spinnekar on their own, but after that I’m down to two thongs and a pair of y fronts with more than the standard 4 holes.
On reaching France all undergarments will be returned or distributed to deserving individuals.
These people need your help, please donate what you can.  |
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"What's the address? I'm gonna give up on wearing underwear just so I can send you all of mine  "
ooo can't you bring them in person ..I'll be there to collect . probably first or second in the queue |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Are you planning on running them all up your yard arm Fiddles?
I've a faux leather man's thong (only used once), that could double as a bosuns chair and several pairs of pre-diet M&S cotton boxers that would make good mainsails.
*Insert random Roger the cabin boy joke here*  |
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"I’ve a few spare. Do you want soiled or fresh. I find the soiled catch the wind better "
Either is great, if you’ve got the ones with the genuine Fleetwood Kipper Box smell that will help with the nautical feel of the appeal. |
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