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What’s the least plausible story about yourself that’s true ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was born on an egg on a mountain top
I hatched due to a lightning strike that shattered it leaving me a baby made of lemons
Once the sun had changed me to a person i took a taxi down the mountain paying the lady driver with an orgasm just by looking at her i developed the magic power in a prefab space station they were about to send to space then i moved out to wander the streets making womens knickers magically drop with every look on every corner realised i can use this gift to sell people stuff as all the women would beg to buy from me
Thats a true story   or is it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not particularly musically gifted, but I've performed (music) in one of the most famous concert halls in the world, more than once, for a paying audience. "
Sydney Opera house or Tunbridge Wells village hall ? |
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"I'm not particularly musically gifted, but I've performed (music) in one of the most famous concert halls in the world, more than once, for a paying audience. "
Both of us have done that too.
One thing that springs to mind about me (Luke) is that I met the man who wrote The Birdie Song. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Oh actually just thought of two more....
When I was born I was the longest ever baby born at the hospital I was born in.
I was born with a small lump out of my right ear that was matched by a small lump on my left one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost
Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?"
Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost
Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?
Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time"
This is more implausible than the first one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i once woke up with 4 woman in my bed all naked. it was after a rather messy night out ..i have no memory of any thing past 9ish that night..1 of the girls was sober and she said we all went back to my place and shagged all night....bummer...the only time in my life ive had the dream situation and i cant remember a single thing of the night...
any offer of a sober night like that would be greatly appreciated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost
Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?
Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time
This is more implausible than the first one."
Iv also shook hands with Mike tyson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost
Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?
Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time
This is more implausible than the first one.
Iv also shook hands with Mike tyson"
Do you still have both ears?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost
Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?
Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time
This is more implausible than the first one.
Iv also shook hands with Mike tyson
Do you still have both ears?
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He'd just eaten so I was fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost
Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?
Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time
This is more implausible than the first one.
Iv also shook hands with Mike tyson
Do you still have both ears?
He'd just eaten so I was fine"
ahh, one less roadie to have to pay.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jimmy Fallon was checking me out and nearly fell face first in my cleavage at a bar near Boston MA.
Almost did that looking at your pics"
Haha and just think they were covered! What would’ve happened otherwise? |
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A few, I met Elvis Presley when he was alive, not while he's dead. I shook Eric Morecambe's hand. I nearly tripped Jenny Agutter up on Oxford Street by accident.
A grey Alien entered my bedroom when I was kid.
Believe it or not they are all true. |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"I'm not particularly musically gifted, but I've performed (music) in one of the most famous concert halls in the world, more than once, for a paying audience. "
At school I was told to drop music as I would never make a musician.
So far I have played music at; Wembley, The Albert Hall, on TV, In a Pop Video, the Eiffel Tower, Holland, Belgium, Dublin....and the list continues. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Me and my mum gave chase to a car whose occupants had just held up a Petrol Station we had been pulling into.
Highly irresponsible of us looking back....no idea what we thought we were going to do if they’d stopped the car, but we just followed where they went and rang the Police.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That I actually find sex to be an incredible bore. That is, unless it’s incredibly kinky. (Though I’ve done it all, there are no more pleasures to explore, thus it is a bore) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That I actually find sex to be an incredible bore. That is, unless it’s incredibly kinky. (Though I’ve done it all, there are no more pleasures to explore, thus it is a bore)"
What a maverick you are. |
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When I was little, I used to ride around on Sir Alec Guiness' shoulders, we had famous neighnours who held big parties, he would pop over to our farm to escape and walk round the yard looking at the animals. |
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"When I was little, I used to ride around on Sir Alec Guiness' shoulders, we had famous neighnours who held big parties, he would pop over to our farm to escape and walk round the yard looking at the animals."
These aren't the pig's your looking for ! |
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"When I was little, I used to ride around on Sir Alec Guiness' shoulders, we had famous neighnours who held big parties, he would pop over to our farm to escape and walk round the yard looking at the animals.
These aren't the pig's your looking for !"
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