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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was driving in a town recently which had a one way system and an old man parked his car on the corner and stopped all of the traffic in the town for around 20 mins whilst he went shopping.
There was a big queue of traffic and people were going mad. Some people were standing around the car and considering to smash the window... Then the old man came back and he looked at us and said..
“havent any of you seen a blue car before"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yes!! chased the woman in my car down a couple of streets. she stopped at a junction and I started to get out, she sped off
not my proudest moment "
I wouldnt want to piss you off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't if they had a separate transport network for cyclists and morons who think it's fine to pootle along at very low speeds in a 60 zone.
Not a fan of horses on the road, I pity the poor creatures. Free roaming sheep and other grazing animals on common land allowed full access to the road! Old, dithering couples. Tractors who dont pull over because they're the faster type and think they're special. Disability scooters. The type of crossing where pedestrians can just waltz over whenever they like. People who dont look before crossing.
Driving is dangerous thanks to this lot. It's a miracle I've not gone all "Ronny Pickering" on someone.
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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago
Stoke on Trent |
"I wouldn't if they had a separate transport network for cyclists and morons who think it's fine to pootle along at very low speeds in a 60 zone.
Not a fan of horses on the road, I pity the poor creatures. Free roaming sheep and other grazing animals on common land allowed full access to the road! Old, dithering couples. Tractors who dont pull over because they're the faster type and think they're special. Disability scooters. The type of crossing where pedestrians can just waltz over whenever they like. People who dont look before crossing.
Driving is dangerous thanks to this lot. It's a miracle I've not gone all "Ronny Pickering" on someone.
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Don't you know who I am?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't if they had a separate transport network for cyclists and morons who think it's fine to pootle along at very low speeds in a 60 zone.
Not a fan of horses on the road, I pity the poor creatures. Free roaming sheep and other grazing animals on common land allowed full access to the road! Old, dithering couples. Tractors who dont pull over because they're the faster type and think they're special. Disability scooters. The type of crossing where pedestrians can just waltz over whenever they like. People who dont look before crossing.
Driving is dangerous thanks to this lot. It's a miracle I've not gone all "Ronny Pickering" on someone.
Don't you know who I am?! "
"Ronny fookin Pickering!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I do get road rage. Idiots left right and centre on the motorways. No one seems to know how to use lanes on a round about and drivers who hog lanes are the biggest cause of my annoyance! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't if they had a separate transport network for cyclists and morons who think it's fine to pootle along at very low speeds in a 60 zone.
Not a fan of horses on the road, I pity the poor creatures. Free roaming sheep and other grazing animals on common land allowed full access to the road! Old, dithering couples. Tractors who dont pull over because they're
the faster type and think they're special. Disability scooters. The type of crossing where pedestrians can just waltz over whenever they like. People who dont look before crossing.
Driving is dangerous thanks to this lot. It's a miracle I've not gone all "Ronny Pickering" on
someone.
Don't you know who I am?!
"Ronny fookin Pickering!""
was he the bloke wot did 'we are the champions' back in the 70's&80's on friday afternoon at 4.30? |
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Not so much road rage but I have found myself wagging my finger, Terminator 2 style, at various cockwombles and fucknuggets on the road.... and if I fit a swearbox to my dashboard I reckon my petrol bill will almost pay for itself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't if they had a separate transport network for cyclists and morons who think it's fine to pootle along at very low speeds in a 60 zone.
Not a fan of horses on the road, I pity the poor creatures. Free roaming sheep and other grazing animals on common land allowed full access to the road! Old, dithering couples. Tractors who dont pull over because they're the faster type and think they're special. Disability scooters. The type of crossing where pedestrians can just waltz over whenever they like. People who dont look before crossing.
Driving is dangerous thanks to this lot. It's a miracle I've not gone all "Ronny Pickering" on someone.
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 the joys of the country side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't if they had a separate transport network for cyclists and morons who think it's fine to pootle along at very low speeds in a 60 zone.
Not a fan of horses on the road, I pity the poor creatures. Free roaming sheep and other grazing animals on common land allowed full access to the road! Old, dithering couples. Tractors who dont pull over because they're the faster type and think they're special. Disability scooters. The type of crossing where pedestrians can just waltz over whenever they like. People who dont look before crossing.
Driving is dangerous thanks to this lot. It's a miracle I've not gone all "Ronny Pickering" on someone.
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the joys of the country side you forgot to add lost foreign drivers.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't if they had a separate transport network for cyclists and morons who think it's fine to pootle along at very low speeds in a 60 zone.
Not a fan of horses on the road, I pity the poor creatures. Free roaming sheep and other grazing animals on common land allowed full access to the road! Old, dithering couples. Tractors who dont pull over because they're
the faster type and think they're special. Disability scooters. The type of crossing where pedestrians can just waltz over whenever they like. People who dont look before crossing.
Driving is dangerous thanks to this lot. It's a miracle I've not gone all "Ronny Pickering" on
someone.
Don't you know who I am?!
"Ronny fookin Pickering!"
was he the bloke wot did 'we are the champions' back in the 70's&80's on friday afternoon at 4.30?"
No lol.. You serious you don't know who Ronny Pickering is! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I try not to get ragey behind the wheel tbh it's too stressful.
When I was younger my friend and her dad picked me up from work. This bloke was driving right up his arse so when we got to a roundabout my friends dad got out  so did the other driver, they ended up hitting each other after a massive shouting match. Me and my friend were terrified and didn't know what to do. It ended up with the other blokes wife dragging him back to the car!
I wouldn't want to experience that again  |
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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago
Stoke on Trent |
"Absolutely no idea....i though sports commentator back in the day....athletics wasn't it? "
It was a video that went viral of a guy being a victim of road rage off a guy who clearly thought he was famous/notorious.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r0dcv6GKNNw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am getting bettervmy friend is teaching me that it really doesn’t matter if someone cuts me up . In the grand scheme of things it doesn’t matter , she has more control than me but I,m trying .
Having said that she has agreed with me sometimes when I’ve waved at a bellend on the road |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Not road rage as such, but i do chat to myself about the shit display of driving i’ve just witnessed and i have deployed the “wanker” hand gesture and mouthed “wanker” when particularly miffed.
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Not road rage as such, but i do chat to myself about the shit display of driving i’ve just witnessed and i have deployed the “wanker” hand gesture and mouthed “wanker” when particularly miffed.
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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago
London |
"Once, never again......I admit I was stupid because I stopped to!
Realised I was in the sticks alone gobing off to 2 guys......knee jerk reaction I'll never repeat..."
get an oyster card problem solved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once, never again......I admit I was stupid because I stopped to!
Realised I was in the sticks alone gobing off to 2 guys......knee jerk reaction I'll never repeat..."
on the bike? Vrooooom  |
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"Once, never again......I admit I was stupid because I stopped to!
Realised I was in the sticks alone gobing off to 2 guys......knee jerk reaction I'll never repeat...on the bike? Vrooooom "
No on way to a job in Llangollen..... |
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"Once, never again......I admit I was stupid because I stopped to!
Realised I was in the sticks alone gobing off to 2 guys......knee jerk reaction I'll never repeat...
get an oyster card problem solved"
It's not possible in the back of beyond ...lol |
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I don't get road rage. I'm too old, too sensible, too caring....... sad but true cos if I had my own way and could get away with it a lot of people would be taken right off the road and not allowed to drive.
If I can't take them off the road then I bagsy a machine gun so I can mow them all down and have licence to burn their cars.
I do drive in a constant state of cunt , cunt, cunt another cunt, stupid cunt, indicate you twat! cunt , fast cunt, young cunt, cunty cunty cunt....... I just think it in my head and I am thankful that i'm courteous driver.
I am actually SCARED of road ragers cos you can give them all the 'cool' title you like...... they are emotionally retarded cunts who are likely to kill you for some perceived slight that didn't happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did similar to someone above. I was coming into a roundabout, I was in the inside lane which was clear and when I got to the ra the guy at the front of the outside lane was pulling out so I kept on and used him as my blocker. I kept my speed low and deliberately hung back as he was ahead of me, I was being nice. We both came off at the same exit which has 2 lanes that go into one. The guy cut across my lane in front of me so I toothed me horn and he hit the breaks, spun round and yelled fuck you and gave me the fingers. I pulled out and round him and then something made me stop in front of him and get out. He was maybe 50 and looked in bad shape but was out of his car quick and was offering me a fight. I shouted at him and told him where he went wrong and got back in the car and drove off. I think in that case had he been younger I'd have sparked him out. Driving normally chills me out, I just saw red. It's stuck with me though so I won't let it happen again. |
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