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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Nice fat box that. I'd love mt mouth all over it."
I would rather be eaten alive by an alligator Thank You. 
Anyone else had any ridiculous messages today? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" Nice fat box that. I'd love mt mouth all over it."
I would rather be eaten alive by an alligator Thank You.
Anyone else had any ridiculous messages today?"
i got that too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks 
In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like to see your poo shoot.
Just wrong...
I would have sent a picture of your house waste pipe "
It was too yucky, the whole message. Finger automatically hit delete... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let me lick you up and down till you say stop.... And now that song has been playing in my head all evening "
Cause tonight baaaaby
I’m gonna get freaky with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks
In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green!"
Stereotype Irish ;(
We won’t win the RWC either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like to see your poo shoot.
Just wrong...
I would have sent a picture of your house waste pipe
It was too yucky, the whole message. Finger automatically hit delete..."
Some sick crap there , pardon the pun , wtf |
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"Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks
In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green!
Stereotype Irish ;(
We won’t win the RWC either "
Your the maddest of the lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like to see your poo shoot.
Just wrong...
I would have sent a picture of your house waste pipe
It was too yucky, the whole message. Finger automatically hit delete..."
Aww the poor guy, bucking up the confidence to send a classy message without gauging the situation first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks
In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green!
Stereotype Irish ;(
We won’t win the RWC either "
Apologies for the stereotyping, I’ll get back to my prawn sarnie.
I honestly think the welsh have the best shot outside of nz. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks
In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green!"
Fuck, she sounds wise  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sent a heartfelt message to someone, and they responded something to the effect that being eaten alive by an alligator would be preferable. Gutted."
I'm sorry, I didn't realise so much thought and emotion had gone into the message. I feel heartless now.  |
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"I sent a heartfelt message to someone, and they responded something to the effect that being eaten alive by an alligator would be preferable. Gutted.
I'm sorry, I didn't realise so much thought and emotion had gone into the message. I feel heartless now. "
Your honesty is appreciated. I’m just gonna have to research how to become a reptile.
Might be difficult as I’ve never voted Tory. |
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Honestly, between the odd good contact I get the same kind of shit over and over again. Straight men ostensibly looking for women or couples, with often no photo at all or any proper profile introduction, and always without any message content to hang a hat on...
Him: Fuck me hard
Me: (Something like...) I dunno, you are straight and I do prefer to be fucked myself when it's men, hopefully by older. (...It's not like its not all in my profile too)
Him: OK ll fuck you hard
You just know by then they simply intoxicated with their horniness and it just isn't going to happen! And it's not that I don't mind getting quickly down to it, I just need at least something more than what is often just "meet?" or "fuck?" (from the same type of profiles to above). Potential excitement aside, I find it really hard to get myself out purely on that anyway. What these guys don't seem to realise is that they can see us, but as they give nothing away, we can't see them.
It feels that I have to 'turn down' a huge amount more than I can get on this place, but I just think it's mostly desperate horniness, and ultimately not real. It's something that explains of lot of things on here I think, like those conversations that suddenly vanish even after they contacted you. I feel that I'm hearing from a lot of people that there is quite a lot of grind in this place.
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"I’d like to see your poo shoot.
Just wrong... "
Oh I don't know. It depends how far you go with it..
Him: Would love to piss in your face
Me: (I thought about it a little) sounds good to me
Him: Piss in your asshole then have you lick my ass ckean as i shit right in your face. Im one nasty fucker
ME: you want to shit in my mouth? No small talk please
That was it lol, nothing back. Another Straight guy trying (and failing I assume) to get the girls
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think oura ranka right up there
"Do you like bareback and want to get pregnant because im a breeder"
Like a girl would struggle to say no to that but there wasnt even a HI  "
I was asked a couple of days ago if someone could get me pregnant as they wanted a child with me. I'm not sure what response they were after, but i blocked them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poo seems to be a common theme lately - I get loads of those types of messages. I wonder why. The thought is revolting. "
There's a localish couple sending the same message to all the girls on here....My friend had one off them and I've been told by other girls they sent it to them too....It's quite gross as they send there address and pics of them doing it and even offer money for taxis and pay females to do it....they offer curry and other gross stuff I won't go into....obviously that's there thing and they have verifications of people that have taken there cash to poo in his mouth....thats not for me even though it's not sex it's still descusting and no chance ever |
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Man mailed me to offer to suck me off.
Informed him no I'm straight to which he replied.
"You just think that you are and that he could prove me wrong". Then called me a prude and said I had issues. |
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"Poo seems to be a common theme lately - I get loads of those types of messages. I wonder why. The thought is revolting.
There's a localish couple sending the same message to all the girls on here....My friend had one off them and I've been told by other girls they sent it to them too....It's quite gross as they send there address and pics of them doing it and even offer money for taxis and pay females to do it....they offer curry and other gross stuff I won't go into....obviously that's there thing and they have verifications of people that have taken there cash to poo in his mouth....thats not for me even though it's not sex it's still descusting and no chance ever "
They may need to get on one of the newer fetish sites you see around now. There seem to be some that are cheap (ie not the big ripoff ones) or even free.
It could be the case they actually are though! Some people are so kinky they need to do it with the most 'vanilla' people (to them) they can find. |
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"I think oura ranka right up there
"Do you like bareback and want to get pregnant because im a breeder"
Like a girl would struggle to say no to that but there wasnt even a HI
I was asked a couple of days ago if someone could get me pregnant as they wanted a child with me. I'm not sure what response they were after, but i blocked them!"
Hard offer to turn down 
I had great fun with him till i think he sensed my ever so slight sarcasm lol |
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"We had the classic “ why are you online if you don’t want to meet” followed by “ if you don’t meet me, I’ll remove my fabs from your pics”......."
Really? This and the prude one above are as sad as fuck. How do people get to just assume that whoever they happen to fancy is supposed to have sex right now and with them?
My really annoying people tend to just piss straight off. I'd love to have some stupid come-backs to get my teeth into lol |
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