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Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......
What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??
1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......
What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??
1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere. "
How about lime jelly? |
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"Saw some crap on BBC news last nights heatwave sleeping advice.... "put your socks in the" fridge".... How's that going to work??
Maybe you leave your feet in them "
. Someone give it a try please, I'm at work, so no fridge, I can't... I want to know if it works |
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"Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......
What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??
1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere. "
Drink more coffee it's diuretic  |
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"Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......
What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??
1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere. Drink more coffee it's diuretic "
Piss on a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's all very well and good warning women about the dangers of penetration with nobbly bobblys but where is the government warning about minimilks up the ass?
Tea |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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Apparently we’ve been advised to refrain from sticking ice lollies up our foofs so instead, fill a condom with water, tie the end off, pop it in the freezer for an hour and use that instead. Or stick it up your bum if you prefer or even both if you make two. The bum thing works for chaps too  |
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"Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......
What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??
1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere. Drink more coffee it's diuretic
Piss on a friend"
Well you know what a friend is  |
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"Saw some crap on BBC news last nights heatwave sleeping advice.... "put your socks in the" fridge".... How's that going to work??
Maybe you leave your feet in them . Someone give it a try please, I'm at work, so no fridge, I can't... I want to know if it works"
I have now tried it and 8 can confirm the socks loved it. |
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"Serious suggestion..the white fleece you use to protect plants from frost, wet it and and hang it in front of open windows, cools the air, and stops wee beasties getting in.,"
Shit, I'm all out of white fleece... |
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"Serious suggestion..the white fleece you use to protect plants from frost, wet it and and hang it in front of open windows, cools the air, and stops wee beasties getting in.,
Shit, I'm all out of white fleece..."
any other cloth will do, bed sheets etc..the factor is a draught blowing through the colder surface will cool the air. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Serious suggestion..the white fleece you use to protect plants from frost, wet it and and hang it in front of open windows, cools the air, and stops wee beasties getting in.,"
Same principle of filling a bowl of cold water almost to the brim, and placing it in front of a fan.
Airflow across the surface of the water cools down the room faster. |
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"Serious suggestion..the white fleece you use to protect plants from frost, wet it and and hang it in front of open windows, cools the air, and stops wee beasties getting in.,
Same principle of filling a bowl of cold water almost to the brim, and placing it in front of a fan..Airflow across the surface of the water cools down the room faster."
better still use a bottle of frozen water in front of the fan. |
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