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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So guys a few years ago I was enjoying life and even more my sex life,one night me an now ex wife was going at it when I was about to climax I has what the hospital said was a small stroke
So what's the worst thing happened to you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got caught by her parents.. She was only just 18... "
Been there a few times with my first love her mum pulled her an asked if we were having bum sex as was shagging her from behind lol |
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"Got caught by her parents.. She was only just 18... "
Yes girlfriends mum walked in on us while she was wanking me off. Pulled t-shirt down in an attempt to hide everything, on refelection it must’ve looked hilarious as it was so obvious what we were doing!!!
Was 17 at the time, shame her mum didn’t join in really  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was perched on a wall and as he pushed against me I leaned back too far and toppled over kicking him in the face before smacking my head off the concrete.
We had to go to hospital to get stitches in my head, we looked like we'd been having an all mighty fight with my bloody head and his bloody nose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He missed and entered the back door, hard. No lube. No prep or warning at all.
I nearly died. 
The question there is did you let him carry on "
Fuck no!
We had sex again a few hours later, but doggy was off the menu for a while and for about a week it felt like all my internal organs would fall out my arse....I was terrified it wouldn't go back to how it was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was perched on a wall and as he pushed against me I leaned back too far and toppled over kicking him in the face before smacking my head off the concrete.
We had to go to hospital to get stitches in my head, we looked like we'd been having an all mighty fight with my bloody head and his bloody nose. "
that's like a comedy sketch oh to have been jeremy beedle  |
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"Got caught by her parents.. She was only just 18... "
Very similar for me.
She was an old school friend who I bumped into on New Years Eve. We were both 18 and she invited me back to her place telling me that her parents had gone to friends and were not coming home.
We were soon banging away on the couch and she was making quite a lot of noise, so much so that we didn't hear the front door open.
I can only imagine the view that her father got as he opened the living room door (My naked arse pounding his daughter like a steam hammer)
He said nothing and just closed the door, she was horrified, and I was shitting bricks as I had to walk down a narrow hallway to get out of the house, and I just knew he was waiting outside.
I took a deep breath, opened the door and would have given Hussein Bolt a race down the hallway. Thankfully I think her father was still in shock and did nothing as I passed him with a quick "goodnight mate"
One of those "Whew!" moments. |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
Bending someones cock almost in half during a 3some when the guy at the front thrust a bit hard into my throat causing me to force poor back guy out with my v strong vag muscles
My clit bar getting caught in someones teeth during oral and almost being ripped out...scene from Carrie ensued and a broken clit for a week
Unexpected and forced deepthroat after drinking red wine...his cream sofa and carpet wasnt pretty
My coil falling our during a very vigerous sesh
Farting in someones face during the throws of him giving oral and finger fucking me
Take your pick!! Im a one woman sexual disaster zone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bending someones cock almost in half during a 3some when the guy at the front thrust a bit hard into my throat causing me to force poor back guy out with my v strong vag muscles
My clit bar getting caught in someones teeth during oral and almost being ripped out...scene from Carrie ensued and a broken clit for a week
Unexpected and forced deepthroat after drinking red wine...his cream sofa and carpet wasnt pretty
My coil falling our during a very vigerous sesh
Farting in someones face during the throws of him giving oral and finger fucking me
Take your pick!! Im a one woman sexual disaster zone "
Sound like you have had your moments but kninky moments that it be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably a fair few things but the stand out 2 are:
In a club, get onto all 4s for doggy and I hear the sound of a condom slapping, yep, the fucker had taken it off whilst my back was turned and tried to stealth me.
Having a guy grab me so hard round the throat he blacked me out 3 times while I was trying to get his hands off my throat
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Probably a fair few things but the stand out 2 are:
In a club, get onto all 4s for doggy and I hear the sound of a condom slapping, yep, the fucker had taken it off whilst my back was turned and tried to stealth me.
Having a guy grab me so hard round the throat he blacked me out 3 times while I was trying to get his hands off my throat
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My ex wife asked me to grab her throat thought fuck that you will use that against me lol |
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"He missed and entered the back door, hard. No lube. No prep or warning at all.
I nearly died. "
Oh god this happened to me! I was 17. First time anything had ever been up there... I was so mortified I refused to tell him what was wrong and just cried for ages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was at adam and eve's some time ago, and while with a woman i tore my frenulam. There was so much blood, it clotted for that night, that the following day i went to hospital. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A girl pushing for all its worth trying to squirt for some reason as i fingered her and at her fanny pushed out a choc nugget right under my nose that was a lovly surprise
Or the girl who bit my belly on the way to my cock scaring the life from me
 funny looking back tho |
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Fucking ex-wife over her parents' dining room table when she was 18.
She wanted it hard, but I was a bit too vigorous. I tore my frenulum (the piece of skin that holds the foreskin to the head of the penis, if you don't know).
It's amazing how much blood can come out of such a small wound 
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