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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

Thursday rolls around again and I can imagine how a high proportion of rants will go today

But don't let that stop you, exorcise those rants and rages and feel marginally better for it.

Preferences and not replying to messages is always a no go though

Start your rant engines please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Give peace a chance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's too gorgeous to rant

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Most of today’s rants will be a little heated

Great to see the sunshine but turn the heat down a little please

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By *V-AliceTV/TS  over a year ago

Ayr

I'll start with the obvious:

Boris Johnson - Prime Minister.

Priti Patel - Home Secretary.

Dominic Raab - Foreign Secretary.

Gavin Williamson - Education Secretary.

None of them fit for the office they hold. Promoted beyond their abilities. Content to leave enormous damage in their wake because nothing - NOTHING - matters to any of them as long as they're having their way.

They have no mandate to govern. They will not unite the country.

Worst of all - every one of them pandering to Farage and his ilk because they'd rather be pound shop fascists than stand up to them.

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By *inkysexpotMan  over a year ago

leeds

Hot day already and 15 ton of tarmac by hand.....not impressed....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A groin strain has stopped play! By play, I mean football, and I really hate missing my runabouts!! Oh, and it's inconveniencing me at work too. Priorities though

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

People I have blocked who keep setting up new profiles to make contact again.... Seriously??!! How many times and in how many ways does someone have to be told you're not interested? Do they not realise just how disturbingly unhinged that kind of behaviour is?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People I have blocked who keep setting up new profiles to make contact again.... Seriously??!! How many times and in how many ways does someone have to be told you're not interested? Do they not realise just how disturbingly unhinged that kind of behaviour is? "
really....... So sorry won't do it again

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I'll start with the obvious:

Boris Johnson - Prime Minister.

Priti Patel - Home Secretary.

Dominic Raab - Foreign Secretary.

Gavin Williamson - Education Secretary.

None of them fit for the office they hold. Promoted beyond their abilities. Content to leave enormous damage in their wake because nothing - NOTHING - matters to any of them as long as they're having their way.

They have no mandate to govern. They will not unite the country.

Worst of all - every one of them pandering to Farage and his ilk because they'd rather be pound shop fascists than stand up to them."

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OK....my sexual frustration levels are off the chart, I've got a long, boring, skint weekend ahead. My inbox is full of dickheads chatting utter bollocks.

And worst of all, my pain levels are at a 9 today and I'm currently hunched over my giant teddy trying not to cry

Today can fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On fecking crutched

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On fecking crutched "

Crutches*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People going on about how terrible the new PM is going to be and how awful his cabinet are.

Fuck me, he'd not even had the results announced and everyone was up in arms, give him a chance you might be surprised. It's not like Theresa May was a great PM, even if the anti Boris doom mongerers are right, he's going to have his work cut out being any worse.

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

People moaning about the heat.

We barely have a summer as it is, please don't wish the sun away people.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The bugs that invade my dwelling during the warm weather. Cunts.

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People moaning about the heat.

We barely have a summer as it is, please don't wish the sun away people.

Jo.Xx "

Yes! And that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I,m ranting at the amount of single use plastic on my fresh goods from supermarkets, all the salad I saw yesterday is in trays or plastic or worse still both. And the chicken was in a tray too. I tried to grown my own salad but the slugs ate it. X

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

People moaning about other people’s moans.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People going on about how terrible the new PM is going to be and how awful his cabinet are.

Fuck me, he'd not even had the results announced and everyone was up in arms, give him a chance you might be surprised. It's not like Theresa May was a great PM, even if the anti Boris doom mongerers are right, he's going to have his work cut out being any worse.

"

I quite like Boris Johnson, he has stood up for what he believes in before. He might make a good Prime Minister x

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

When is my future love interest going to make an appearance eh?

I mean we have Sat Nav, Maps...the whole shebang. Really should have found me by now!!!

I’m tired of waiting. And my bingo wings aint getting any smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When is my future love interest going to make an appearance eh?

I mean we have Sat Nav, Maps...the whole shebang. Really should have found me by now!!!

I’m tired of waiting. And my bingo wings aint getting any smaller.

"

Come out from under that gooseberry bush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well when you come 50 females ahow you no interest anymore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alcohol was created by the devil to turn well meaning women into sex crazy harlots. Bad combination when all you have to play with is Fab. My apologies if you were involved. Sigh.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Give peas a chance "

Mushy ones?

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"People I have blocked who keep setting up new profiles to make contact again.... Seriously??!! How many times and in how many ways does someone have to be told you're not interested? Do they not realise just how disturbingly unhinged that kind of behaviour is? "

Ooo! I have that happen to me too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People moaning about the heat.

We barely have a summer as it is, please don't wish the sun away people.

Jo.Xx "

Just wait for the rants when it goes back to the usual rainy summer days!

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I'll start with the obvious:

Boris Johnson - Prime Minister.

Priti Patel - Home Secretary.

Dominic Raab - Foreign Secretary.

Gavin Williamson - Education Secretary.

None of them fit for the office they hold. Promoted beyond their abilities. Content to leave enormous damage in their wake because nothing - NOTHING - matters to any of them as long as they're having their way.

They have no mandate to govern. They will not unite the country.

Worst of all - every one of them pandering to Farage and his ilk because they'd rather be pound shop fascists than stand up to them."

The party did a deal with the DUP so has a small majority in parliament. That gives them a mandate to govern whether we like it or not.

I don't like the thought of a Johnson/Trump axis of buffoonery but it's what we have. Who knows, maybe this is the thing that will make Boris grow up and reveal a different side?

Denied as I am assuming positive intent until proved otherwise

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Hot day already and 15 ton of tarmac by hand.....not impressed...."

This being your job I suppose? In which case, Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"A groin strain has stopped play! By play, I mean football, and I really hate missing my runabouts!! Oh, and it's inconveniencing me at work too. Priorities though "

Lay off burping the worm for a bit and you'll be fine

Pain though leads to an Approved

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"People I have blocked who keep setting up new profiles to make contact again.... Seriously??!! How many times and in how many ways does someone have to be told you're not interested? Do they not realise just how disturbingly unhinged that kind of behaviour is?

Ooo! I have that happen to me too! "

It's also skewed my perspective of Fab... Now when I notice anyone is in the habit of repeatedly deleting and coming back on new profiles, I automatically think of them as a stalker-type who is making someone somewhere miserable.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People I have blocked who keep setting up new profiles to make contact again.... Seriously??!! How many times and in how many ways does someone have to be told you're not interested? Do they not realise just how disturbingly unhinged that kind of behaviour is? "

They are wasting their time and yours and time is one of the worst things to waste

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"OK....my sexual frustration levels are off the chart, I've got a long, boring, skint weekend ahead. My inbox is full of dickheads chatting utter bollocks.

And worst of all, my pain levels are at a 9 today and I'm currently hunched over my giant teddy trying not to cry

Today can fuck off! "

Pain levels - Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"On fecking crutched

Crutches* "

That's no fun at all

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People moaning about the heat.

We barely have a summer as it is, please don't wish the sun away people.

Jo.Xx "

It's too hot, it's too cold, fuck off sun, fuck off rain, fuck off snow

It's in our genes

Approved but they could turn the heat down especially at night time - although that request comes from Pink as I've been perfectly fine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A groin strain has stopped play! By play, I mean football, and I really hate missing my runabouts!! Oh, and it's inconveniencing me at work too. Priorities though

Lay off burping the worm for a bit and you'll be fine

Pain though leads to an Approved "

Your wise words are much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On fecking crutched

Crutches*

That's no fun at all

Approved "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A groin strain has stopped play! By play, I mean football, and I really hate missing my runabouts!! Oh, and it's inconveniencing me at work too. Priorities though

Lay off burping the worm for a bit and you'll be fine

Pain though leads to an Approved

Your wise words are much 0appreciated "

Could be worse ... I could be your physio

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm ranting at how hopeless I am with technology.

I need an education.

I very nearly threw a printer at the wall this morning and the fit but I bought over 3 weeks ago still refuses to connect to my phone.

Utterly rubbish. Cloud based technology baffles me constantly too. I think im just too old!

Jo x

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By *ensualcouple99Couple  over a year ago

Colchester

What's the point in having wisdom teeth. They don't give you wisdom just a bloody lot of pain when you have them out.

Just had one out under general anesthesic so now currently in pain and a heatwave wearing surgical socks!!

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I'll start with the obvious:

Boris Johnson - Prime Minister.

Priti Patel - Home Secretary.

Dominic Raab - Foreign Secretary.

Gavin Williamson - Education Secretary.

None of them fit for the office they hold. Promoted beyond their abilities. Content to leave enormous damage in their wake because nothing - NOTHING - matters to any of them as long as they're having their way.

They have no mandate to govern. They will not unite the country.

Worst of all - every one of them pandering to Farage and his ilk because they'd rather be pound shop fascists than stand up to them.

The party did a deal with the DUP so has a small majority in parliament. That gives them a mandate to govern whether we like it or not.

I don't like the thought of a Johnson/Trump axis of buffoonery but it's what we have. Who knows, maybe this is the thing that will make Boris grow up and reveal a different side?

Denied as I am assuming positive intent until proved otherwise "

Apologies Swing has been in the sun too long causing misplaced optimism amongst other things

APPROVED

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Decking parents that don't put sun cream on there tots then wonder why they are crying

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"The bugs that invade my dwelling during the warm weather. Cunts.

P"

Surprisingly few have made their way in this year however Pink has slug issues to Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I,m ranting at the amount of single use plastic on my fresh goods from supermarkets, all the salad I saw yesterday is in trays or plastic or worse still both. And the chicken was in a tray too. I tried to grown my own salad but the slugs ate it. X"

Something needs to be done and quickly - it is ridiculous

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People moaning about other people’s moans. "

Hello there Alanis

Approved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some old fella smashed into my car yesterday when I was driving, minor injuries for me lots of aches and pains but now the inconvenience of sorting my poor car out!

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"When is my future love interest going to make an appearance eh?

I mean we have Sat Nav, Maps...the whole shebang. Really should have found me by now!!!

I’m tired of waiting. And my bingo wings aint getting any smaller.

"

Yes he should have done - bellwhacker

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Well when you come 50 females ahow you no interest anymore"

This is not a middle button game

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Alcohol was created by the devil to turn well meaning women into sex crazy harlots. Bad combination when all you have to play with is Fab. My apologies if you were involved. Sigh."

Self inflicted - denied

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do people have to brag about what they do here, I personally find that ill mannered, keep it to yourself end of

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I'm ranting at how hopeless I am with technology.

I need an education.

I very nearly threw a printer at the wall this morning and the fit but I bought over 3 weeks ago still refuses to connect to my phone.

Utterly rubbish. Cloud based technology baffles me constantly too. I think im just too old!

Jo x "

The library in Exeter does lessons for that sort of thing - maybe they have something similar in Cardiff

Tech can be confusing - Approved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have nothing to rant about

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By *aisy SteinerWoman  over a year ago

Leicester


"OK....my sexual frustration levels are off the chart, I've got a long, boring, skint weekend ahead. My inbox is full of dickheads chatting utter bollocks.

And worst of all, my pain levels are at a 9 today and I'm currently hunched over my giant teddy trying not to cry

Today can fuck off! "

I know the pain rant...I have morphine tho..

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"What's the point in having wisdom teeth. They don't give you wisdom just a bloody lot of pain when you have them out.

Just had one out under general anesthesic so now currently in pain and a heatwave wearing surgical socks!! "

Socks? On your face?

Tooth pain is a definite Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Decking parents that don't put sun cream on there tots then wonder why they are crying "

That is disgraceful - they need a lesson in slip, slap, slop

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Some old fella smashed into my car yesterday when I was driving, minor injuries for me lots of aches and pains but now the inconvenience of sorting my poor car out!"

That's a pain in the arse - hopefully not literally

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Why do people have to brag about what they do here, I personally find that ill mannered, keep it to yourself end of "

I look like Quasimodos uglier brother and I've got myself a hottie. I'm bragging about that all day long

Denied

Swing

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I have nothing to rant about "

Door is to your left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would like to rant to please...

I have a medical condition that affects my balance, coordination, vision etc. It can be triggered by anything - noise, movement, smells etc.

2 days ago I bought a lovely expensive oscillating fan. Not sure whether it's the noise or the air flow movement but it's triggered my condition *sigh* So not only am I housebound, I'm also roasting with a perfectly good fan sat in a corner that I can't plug in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People moaning about the heat.

We barely have a summer as it is, please don't wish the sun away people.

Jo.Xx

It's too hot, it's too cold, fuck off sun, fuck off rain, fuck off snow

It's in our genes

Approved but they could turn the heat down especially at night time - although that request comes from Pink as I've been perfectly fine "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Idiots who cant park in the center of a parking bay then complain at you when they bang your door trying to get in the car muppets

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I would like to rant to please...

I have a medical condition that affects my balance, coordination, vision etc. It can be triggered by anything - noise, movement, smells etc.

2 days ago I bought a lovely expensive oscillating fan. Not sure whether it's the noise or the air flow movement but it's triggered my condition *sigh* So not only am I housebound, I'm also roasting with a perfectly good fan sat in a corner that I can't plug in "

That sounds awful especially as it could happen at any time

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Idiots who cant park in the center of a parking bay then complain at you when they bang your door trying to get in the car muppets "

People enter a car park and lose all sense of direction and intelligence

Approved

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!

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By *aekaeWoman  over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

Some, and I place a LOT of emphasis on the word "some" -

"Some" Men are really kind, others headcases.

*those who know will know what I mean.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!"

Stop moaning and strip off!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I've got no moans today.

Approved

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!

Stop moaning and strip off!"

Can you give me a hand please.....

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I’d rant about all the rants but I’m too pissed off to rant.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

Me and Stingly have decided to meet up tomorrow at Angels and do a live rant.

Let’s have a rant social.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My neighbour’s cat keeps dropping dead mice in MY back garden. I will not hesitate to kick an animal at this point

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Me and Stingly have decided to meet up tomorrow at Angels and do a live rant.

Let’s have a rant social."

We could Skype it.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"Me and Stingly have decided to meet up tomorrow at Angels and do a live rant.

Let’s have a rant social.

We could Skype it. "

Does Skype still exist? Shouldn’t it be vlogging of something? I know nothing of such things, I’m old and disinterested.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Me and Stingly have decided to meet up tomorrow at Angels and do a live rant.

Let’s have a rant social.

We could Skype it.

Does Skype still exist? Shouldn’t it be vlogging of something? I know nothing of such things, I’m old and disinterested. "

I don't know. I'm not down wiv da kidz.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!"

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Some, and I place a LOT of emphasis on the word "some" -

"Some" Men are really kind, others headcases.

*those who know will know what I mean. "

#theyknowwhotheyare

This can apply to all fab folk so is more an observation than a rant

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I've got no clothes on today.

Approved "

Bully for you

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Me and Stingly have decided to meet up tomorrow at Angels and do a live rant.

Let’s have a rant social."

Tomorrow isn't Thursday - there are rules

That Stingly should know better

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"My neighbour’s cat keeps dropping dead mice in MY back garden. I will not hesitate to kick an animal at this point "

That means they like you and will probably not kill you in your sleep.

Maybe

Unless they are bored

Approved for the mice but not the kicking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A man in a white van driving down a narrow country lane too fast this morning with absolutely no intention of slowing down. I virtually ended up in the hedge. FUCK OFF you FUCKING SELFISH BASTARD.

And I will point out that I was driving at about 25 as had my elderly dog in the back.

I hope he has a shit day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too hot to rant

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"A man in a white van driving down a narrow country lane too fast this morning with absolutely no intention of slowing down. I virtually ended up in the hedge. FUCK OFF you FUCKING SELFISH BASTARD.

And I will point out that I was driving at about 25 as had my elderly dog in the back.

I hope he has a shit day."

Inconsiderate knob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men

Stupid , gullible , idiotic think with their penis men

My rant is directed at those who play with emotions then drop them without a seconds thought

Ladies ... if you are ignored because Mr wannabe Don Juan is flattered by ego inflation... move on swiftly

This is why I direct my affections at ladies

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Too hot to rant"

The rest of this thread suggests otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too hot to rant

The rest of this thread suggests otherwise "

Clearly, maybe I should get out of sun and get my rant on

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Men

Stupid , gullible , idiotic think with their penis men

My rant is directed at those who play with emotions then drop them without a seconds thought

Ladies ... if you are ignored because Mr wannabe Don Juan is flattered by ego inflation... move on swiftly

This is why I direct my affections at ladies "

Approving the playing with emotions part

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men

Stupid , gullible , idiotic think with their penis men

My rant is directed at those who play with emotions then drop them without a seconds thought

Ladies ... if you are ignored because Mr wannabe Don Juan is flattered by ego inflation... move on swiftly

This is why I direct my affections at ladies

Approving the playing with emotions part "

Mucho appreciation

It’s a sex site ... I hear you all but you don’t mess with the old emotions

I’ll come and kick your arses

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!

Stop moaning and strip off!

Can you give me a hand please..... "

How sweaty are you?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Shy. Don't be shy, reply to me!

I'm not shy. I'm not interested. Piss off.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

‘I’ve completely ignored your profile and I’m exactly what you’re not looking for. FAF?’

Although on a bad day, I get to rant at them, it’s cathartic.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"‘I’ve completely ignored your profile and I’m exactly what you’re not looking for. FAF?’

Although on a bad day, I get to rant at them, it’s cathartic."

Oh god so much. I know you're not/ you don't xyz, but let's (do what you don't want). No go away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

unverified male....love your tits. meet me

me....no thanks, I don't meet unverified men

unverified male....meet me and verify me then

me....no thanks

unverified male....your a fat slag anyway

yes this is an almost daily occurrence

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!

Stop moaning and strip off!

Can you give me a hand please.....

How sweaty are you? "

That you raise my temperature is well documented of often mentioned.

Always dismissed.

*where's that wee violin emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No matter what the weather I've got to wear this PPE all day long! (see avatar)

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By *aekaeWoman  over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"Me and Stingly have decided to meet up tomorrow at Angels and do a live rant.

Let’s have a rant social.

Tomorrow isn't Thursday - there are rules

That Stingly should know better"

He really should.

Much as I him, he's a wrong one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cyclists who do not obey The Highway Code!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My neighbour’s cat keeps dropping dead mice in MY back garden. I will not hesitate to kick an animal at this point

That means they like you and will probably not kill you in your sleep.

Maybe

Unless they are bored

Approved for the mice but not the kicking "

Can I kick my neighbours instead?

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Me and Stingly have decided to meet up tomorrow at Angels and do a live rant.

Let’s have a rant social.

Tomorrow isn't Thursday - there are rules

That Stingly should know better

He really should.

Much as I him, he's a wrong one. "

Oi!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!

Stop moaning and strip off!

Can you give me a hand please.....

How sweaty are you?

That you raise my temperature is well documented of often mentioned.

Always dismissed.

*where's that wee violin emoji?"

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"People moaning about other people’s moans.

Hello there Alanis

Approved "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's on Thursday shit I woke up thinking it's Friday ffs

Another day sweating my tits off working in a workshop and getting in hot cars, filled with other people's rubbish... McDonald wrappers belong in a bin !!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Not happy that the dog has decided to put ventilation in my knickers

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Shy. Don't be shy, reply to me!

I'm not shy. I'm not interested. Piss off. "

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"‘I’ve completely ignored your profile and I’m exactly what you’re not looking for. FAF?’

Although on a bad day, I get to rant at them, it’s cathartic."

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"unverified male....love your tits. meet me

me....no thanks, I don't meet unverified men

unverified male....meet me and verify me then

me....no thanks

unverified male....your a fat slag anyway

yes this is an almost daily occurrence "

Good patience to get that far but general advice is to say no thanks and block to avoid the comeback

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"No matter what the weather I've got to wear this PPE all day long! (see avatar)"

Better to be safe than sorry

I've never fancied that film

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Cyclists who do not obey The Highway Code!"

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"My neighbour’s cat keeps dropping dead mice in MY back garden. I will not hesitate to kick an animal at this point

That means they like you and will probably not kill you in your sleep.

Maybe

Unless they are bored

Approved for the mice but not the kicking

Can I kick my neighbours instead? "

Of course - go for it

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"It's on Thursday shit I woke up thinking it's Friday ffs

Another day sweating my tits off working in a workshop and getting in hot cars, filled with other people's rubbish... McDonald wrappers belong in a bin !!"

If that's your job then get another job or get on with it

Denied

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By *r. Pepper...Man  over a year ago

liverpool

Folk who have workies grafting their arse off on their gardens/outside of their houses in this weather and don't offer them a cold drink. Dying here

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"Folk who have workies grafting their arse off on their gardens/outside of their houses in this weather and don't offer them a cold drink. Dying here"

Ask for one!

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Not happy that the dog has decided to put ventilation in my knickers "

Irritating that she has savaged your undies

However

Denied for having them

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Folk who have workies grafting their arse off on their gardens/outside of their houses in this weather and don't offer them a cold drink. Dying here"

They are paying you to do the work - looking after your hydration is your responsibility

Denied

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By *r. Pepper...Man  over a year ago

liverpool


"Folk who have workies grafting their arse off on their gardens/outside of their houses in this weather and don't offer them a cold drink. Dying here

They are paying you to do the work - looking after your hydration is your responsibility

Denied "

we bring our own but they're boiling by 10 o'clock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men

Stupid , gullible , idiotic think with their penis men

My rant is directed at those who play with emotions then drop them without a seconds thought

Ladies ... if you are ignored because Mr wannabe Don Juan is flattered by ego inflation... move on swiftly

This is why I direct my affections at ladies

Approving the playing with emotions part

Mucho appreciation

It’s a sex site ... I hear you all but you don’t mess with the old emotions

I’ll come and kick your arses "

Don't take emotions to a fuckfest. It cuts both ways.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!

Stop moaning and strip off!

Can you give me a hand please.....

How sweaty are you?

That you raise my temperature is well documented of often mentioned.

Always dismissed.

*where's that wee violin emoji?

"

There they are all four of them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll start with the obvious:

Boris Johnson - Prime Minister.

Priti Patel - Home Secretary.

Dominic Raab - Foreign Secretary.

Gavin Williamson - Education Secretary.

None of them fit for the office they hold. Promoted beyond their abilities. Content to leave enormous damage in their wake because nothing - NOTHING - matters to any of them as long as they're having their way.

They have no mandate to govern. They will not unite the country.

Worst of all - every one of them pandering to Farage and his ilk because they'd rather be pound shop fascists than stand up to them."

So regular politicians then..?

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!

Stop moaning and strip off!

Can you give me a hand please.....

How sweaty are you?

That you raise my temperature is well documented of often mentioned.

Always dismissed.

*where's that wee violin emoji?

"

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Has anyone mentioned the heat?

No likey no likey.

Turn it down fucker!!!!!!

Stop moaning and strip off!

Can you give me a hand please.....

How sweaty are you?

That you raise my temperature is well documented of often mentioned.

Always dismissed.

*where's that wee violin emoji?

There they are all four of them "

Thanks very much.

I think....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The only reason a certain person, namely my ex, is still alive.

Is because I can't afford a hit man, & havn't got a cast iron alibi or I'd do it myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only reason a certain person, namely my ex, is still alive.

Is because I can't afford a hit man, & havn't got a cast iron alibi or I'd do it myself

"

lol screen save quick

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"The only reason a certain person, namely my ex, is still alive.

Is because I can't afford a hit man, & havn't got a cast iron alibi or I'd do it myself

"

I've always said the day any of the CSI dramas can't solve the murder, that's the day people on my list start to dissappear.

*taps nose

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The only reason a certain person, namely my ex, is still alive.

Is because I can't afford a hit man, & havn't got a cast iron alibi or I'd do it myself

I've always said the day any of the CSI dramas can't solve the murder, that's the day people on my list start to dissappear.

*taps nose"

You gonna kill Pinnochio ??

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"The only reason a certain person, namely my ex, is still alive.

Is because I can't afford a hit man, & havn't got a cast iron alibi or I'd do it myself

I've always said the day any of the CSI dramas can't solve the murder, that's the day people on my list start to dissappear.

*taps nose

You gonna kill Pinnochio ?? "

CSI, Dexter.

They taught me well.

I've got the method & body disposal sorted.

It's just the alibi I need

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"The only reason a certain person, namely my ex, is still alive.

Is because I can't afford a hit man, & havn't got a cast iron alibi or I'd do it myself

I've always said the day any of the CSI dramas can't solve the murder, that's the day people on my list start to dissappear.

*taps nose

You gonna kill Pinnochio ?? "

I'm admittin to nuffin....

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"The only reason a certain person, namely my ex, is still alive.

Is because I can't afford a hit man, & havn't got a cast iron alibi or I'd do it myself

"

Approved

Ex's

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"The only reason a certain person, namely my ex, is still alive.

Is because I can't afford a hit man, & havn't got a cast iron alibi or I'd do it myself

I've always said the day any of the CSI dramas can't solve the murder, that's the day people on my list start to dissappear.

*taps nose

You gonna kill Pinnochio ??

I'm lickin a muffin.... "

Very nice

No g

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"The only reason a certain person, namely my ex, is still alive.

Is because I can't afford a hit man, & havn't got a cast iron alibi or I'd do it myself

I've always said the day any of the CSI dramas can't solve the murder, that's the day people on my list start to dissappear.

*taps nose

You gonna kill Pinnochio ??

I'm lickin a muffin....

Very nice

No g"

Not murdererin.

No G.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men

Stupid , gullible , idiotic think with their penis men

My rant is directed at those who play with emotions then drop them without a seconds thought

Ladies ... if you are ignored because Mr wannabe Don Juan is flattered by ego inflation... move on swiftly

This is why I direct my affections at ladies

Approving the playing with emotions part

Mucho appreciation

It’s a sex site ... I hear you all but you don’t mess with the old emotions

I’ll come and kick your arses

Don't take emotions to a fuckfest. It cuts both ways....."

It’s human

Lying to someone - doesn’t cut both ways !

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The bits of my voluntary work that are infuriating and sad and I'm powerless to stop. Ugh.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

People breathing

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

I can't fucking draw. It pains that there is something that exists that I can not do. Fuck sake.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"The bits of my voluntary work that are infuriating and sad and I'm powerless to stop. Ugh. "

Sad and powerless to change?

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People breathing "

It might cause a bit of deadness if they stopped and could even prevent foof licking so I'm going to have to say Denied

Sorry babycakes

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I can't fucking draw. It pains that there is something that exists that I can not do. Fuck sake. "

You can draw - maybe not as well as others but you can still draw

So Denied

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By *ensualcouple99Couple  over a year ago

Colchester


"What's the point in having wisdom teeth. They don't give you wisdom just a bloody lot of pain when you have them out.

Just had one out under general anesthesic so now currently in pain and a heatwave wearing surgical socks!!

Socks? On your face?

Tooth pain is a definite Approved "

Socks on legs as had general anaesthetic.... .for the first time ever.....was a little scared

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I can't fucking draw. It pains that there is something that exists that I can not do. Fuck sake. "

There are so many things I can't do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its Friday Wooohooooo!

But ... I'm working with someone who rants more than everyone combined on this thread- shes the angriest young woman I've ever met

Boring!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't fucking draw. It pains that there is something that exists that I can not do. Fuck sake. "
a good way to learn to draw is to copy if that helps

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

People working in the service industry that are incapable of doing it with a smile

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"People working in the service industry that are incapable of doing it with a smile "

Oi it's Friday come back next week!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"People working in the service industry that are incapable of doing it with a smile

Oi it's Friday come back next week!"

His tinky winky might overrule that

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People working in the service industry that are incapable of doing it with a smile

Oi it's Friday come back next week!

His tinky winky might overrule that "

Rules are there for a reason and we go to hell in a hand cart if they are not observed. You break the rules and there must be punishment so you can have a hat trick for that

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"People working in the service industry that are incapable of doing it with a smile

Oi it's Friday come back next week!

His tinky winky might overrule that

Rules are there for a reason and we go to hell in a hand cart if they are not observed. You break the rules and there must be punishment so you can have a hat trick for that "

Lex malla, lex nulla

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People working in the service industry that are incapable of doing it with a smile

Oi it's Friday come back next week!

His tinky winky might overrule that

Rules are there for a reason and we go to hell in a hand cart if they are not observed. You break the rules and there must be punishment so you can have a hat trick for that

Lex malla, lex nulla "

vay' chut law' anarchy Dunmo'

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"People working in the service industry that are incapable of doing it with a smile

Oi it's Friday come back next week!

His tinky winky might overrule that

Rules are there for a reason and we go to hell in a hand cart if they are not observed. You break the rules and there must be punishment so you can have a hat trick for that

Lex malla, lex nulla

vay' chut law' anarchy Dunmo' "

Bellwhacker

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By *xycpl699Couple  over a year ago

kilmarnock

When out with my hubby for a drive we stop for a smoke why do single guys insist on parking 1 foot away bloody annoying can't even get a kiss in peace. We have family staying at moment so the only privacy is if we park up for a bit within 2 mins bloody guy parked next to us. Rant over am just frustrated. Hollie

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