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The very hot late late nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We hello my fellow fabbers.

ASH and Jim are far too busy and important to grace us with their presence so you are stuck with me!

So come and say hello and chat about whatever you want, take sense or total nonsense just keep it clean(ish)

Everyone welcome here. newbies, oldies and lurkers so don't be shy, come and say hi.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes."

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones.

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Hi Lornajo

Applying moisturiser to my rosy cheeks they are a little red

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Evening Lorna,

I just got asked out by an old friend on a proper adult date... I'm not entirely sure how that works

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By *apasmurfkingMan  over a year ago

not so Littlehampton

Good evening one and all.

I'm off for a shave to see how bad the tan lines are once the beard comes off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi Lornajo

Applying moisturiser to my rosy cheeks they are a little red "

Hello cookie.

Oh I know, I think all of me is a little red!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Lorna,

I just got asked out by an old friend on a proper adult date... I'm not entirely sure how that works "

Oh this sounds exciting. You should go for it.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Good evening lovely Lorna. How are you tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening one and all.

I'm off for a shave to see how bad the tan lines are once the beard comes off!"

Oh dear well just embrace the white bits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening lovely Lorna. How are you tonight "

Oh good evening lovely lady.

I'm good just hot!

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening everyone !

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Lorna

God it’s warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself "

Hi retweet.

Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull

Gooood evening Lorna... Hope you had a lovely day... I'm laid on my bed... In the buff windows wide open just enjoying the peace and quiet... Oh and having a perv on here... Have a great evening.. Night night mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening everyone ! "

A warm welcome to ya.

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones. "

Apricot?? I've had lime & strawberry ones. What a future to be living in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Lorna

God it’s warm "

It's very very warm.

I can't cope.

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

Evening all. Just had a nice cold shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gooood evening Lorna... Hope you had a lovely day... I'm laid on my bed... In the buff windows wide open just enjoying the peace and quiet... Oh and having a perv on here... Have a great evening.. Night night mwah xx"

Hello snow.

Oh just keep cool and sleep well. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Lorna

God it’s warm

It's very very warm.

I can't cope. "

I’m sweating in my avengers jammies cause I’m cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones.

Apricot?? I've had lime & strawberry ones. What a future to be living in."

I know right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all. Just had a nice cold shower"

Oh I'm off for one of those soon.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Hi Lorna and everyone

Just enjoying a wine and a catch up

Phew it's hot tonight

Jo x

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening all. Just had a nice cold shower

Oh I'm off for one of those soon. "

do you need a back scrub

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hold ya horses there Lorna, it's only just turned 10 o'clock ffs woman

Anyway, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Lorna

God it’s warm

It's very very warm.

I can't cope. "

Evening Lorna - I cant cope either ;'(

I just cycled home from work and my flat is like a sauna

I wish I could afford a lovely hotel with AC tonight and spend all day by the pool tomorrow instead of running around sweating all day

Roll on winter!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you...

And good evening everybody

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi Lorna and everyone

Just enjoying a wine and a catch up

Phew it's hot tonight

Jo x "

Hello Jo. I know but in London tomorrow it's meant to reach 38! So that means about 56 on the central line! I might actually melt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself

Hi retweet.

Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me. "

It's not working Lorna, someone has lied to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all. Just had a nice cold shower

Oh I'm off for one of those soon. do you need a back scrub "

ASH has got my back but if I ever need another pair of hands I will let you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hold ya horses there Lorna, it's only just turned 10 o'clock ffs woman

Anyway, how are you? "

I like to be early.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Lorna

God it’s warm

It's very very warm.

I can't cope.

Evening Lorna - I cant cope either ;'(

I just cycled home from work and my flat is like a sauna

I wish I could afford a lovely hotel with AC tonight and spend all day by the pool tomorrow instead of running around sweating all day

Roll on winter!"

Good evening.

Oh I get ya! It's too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you...

And good evening everybody

"

Oh hello and a very warm welcome.

How are you keeping cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself

Hi retweet.

Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me.

It's not working Lorna, someone has lied to you "

Nope, Phil would not do that too me! Maybe it's just you!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hold ya horses there Lorna, it's only just turned 10 o'clock ffs woman

Anyway, how are you?

I like to be early. "

Early and late?.....Hmmmm, let me ponder this predicament...

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By *aeganaWoman  over a year ago

birmingham

Lounging in a babydoll boiling my backside off haha wouldnt mind a sexy hunk fanning me haha or just makin me sweaty for a good reason hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening Ok,evening all I'm multi tasking lurking and perving

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London

Good evening my love...

I heard that you needed help to dry your back.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself

Hi retweet.

Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me.

It's not working Lorna, someone has lied to you

Nope, Phil would not do that too me! Maybe it's just you! "

Probably, I am a serial liar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you...

And good evening everybody

Oh hello and a very warm welcome.

How are you keeping cool. "

A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hold ya horses there Lorna, it's only just turned 10 o'clock ffs woman

Anyway, how are you?

I like to be early.

Early and late?.....Hmmmm, let me ponder this predicament... "

OK but don't take too long. Its to hot to think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lounging in a babydoll boiling my backside off haha wouldnt mind a sexy hunk fanning me haha or just makin me sweaty for a good reason hehe"

Hello and welcome to the late thread.

Oh I have my very own hunk (well I have Ash ) he's fanning me though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Ok,evening all I'm multi tasking lurking and perving "

Well a very good evening to you.

Oh I love a muti tasker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening my love...

I heard that you needed help to dry your back..... "

Oh hello you. Oi why aren't you fanning me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself

Hi retweet.

Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me.

It's not working Lorna, someone has lied to you

Nope, Phil would not do that too me! Maybe it's just you!

Probably, I am a serial liar "

I knew it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you...

And good evening everybody

Oh hello and a very warm welcome.

How are you keeping cool.

A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive "

Oh that sounds like a hard life!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Good evening lovely Lorna. How are you tonight

Oh good evening lovely lady.

I'm good just hot!

How about you? "

Hot hot hot. I got distracted by someone. How's Ash tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you...

And good evening everybody

Oh hello and a very warm welcome.

How are you keeping cool.

A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive

Oh that sounds like a hard life! "

It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening all and Lorna, what a day to be alive!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hold ya horses there Lorna, it's only just turned 10 o'clock ffs woman

Anyway, how are you?

I like to be early.

Early and late?.....Hmmmm, let me ponder this predicament...

OK but don't take too long. Its to hot to think. "

My sentiments entirely, I'm off to have a swim in the River Derwent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening all and Lorna, what a day!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening lovely lady Not done much today, apart from taking my dad to have a tooth out Now in bed with fan going 90 miles an hour and some iced water

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time "

Lorna is currently indisposed....

Buenas noches.....you were home late...Hope you're keeping cool..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you...

And good evening everybody

Oh hello and a very warm welcome.

How are you keeping cool.

A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive

Oh that sounds like a hard life!

It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time "

Sounds like the perfect way to end the day.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

'Ello Ash

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening all and Lorna, what a day to be alive!"

Good evening Peter.

Oh I quite agree.

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Good evening lovely Lorna. How are you tonight

Oh good evening lovely lady.

I'm good just hot!

How about you?

Hot hot hot. I got distracted by someone. How's Ash tonight "

Evening Scarlet....I'm still sat in only my pants but not in the garden tonight!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening lovely lady Not done much today, apart from taking my dad to have a tooth out Now in bed with fan going 90 miles an hour and some iced water "

Hello lovely _amiss.

We have done as little as possible today. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time

Lorna is currently indisposed....

Buenas noches.....you were home late...Hope you're keeping cool..

"

Ops, sorry for last night completely crashed with the sound hits of "can you feeling coming in the air tonight" ahaha

Oh yeah, heard the hurricane coming last night ahaha, and keeping cool with some freezing beer . And you sir?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good eeeeeeevening lornajo83 and greetings also to Ash1970

Smileyface

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"'Ello Ash "

Hola Samiss....come estas?.....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovely lady Not done much today, apart from taking my dad to have a tooth out Now in bed with fan going 90 miles an hour and some iced water

Hello lovely _amiss.

We have done as little as possible today. X"

I don't blame you, it's going to be even hotter tomorrow, so stay safe everyone x

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeevening lornajo83 and greetings also to Ash1970

Smileyface "

And a very good evening to both of you, from both of us.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Ello Ash

Hola Samiss....come estas?..... "

Muy bien

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up."

Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up.

Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute. "

Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening everyone "

Hello and a very good evening to you.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time

Lorna is currently having a stand up wee"

Obviously a Lady of many talents

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up."

Same

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

Good Evening Lorna.

Holding the reins tonight, I see.

The 2 guys can't cope, so it takes a Lady to manage it instead!

How's your day been?

Iain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up.

Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.

Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet. "

Oh thank you lovely.

How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not.

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time

Lorna is currently having a stand up wee

Obviously a Lady of many talents "

Oh I have many, many talents.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up.

Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute. "

Definitely not!xx

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time

Lorna is currently indisposed....

Buenas noches.....you were home late...Hope you're keeping cool..

Ops, sorry for last night completely crashed with the sound hits of "can you feeling coming in the air tonight" ahaha

Oh yeah, heard the hurricane coming last night ahaha, and keeping cool with some freezing beer . And you sir?"

No problemo mi amigo...we have done as little as possible today and are about to eat some ice cream to cool us down...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Good evening lovely Lorna. How are you tonight

Oh good evening lovely lady.

I'm good just hot!

How about you?

Hot hot hot. I got distracted by someone. How's Ash tonight

Evening Scarlet....I'm still sat in only my pants but not in the garden tonight!..."

Alright Ash I knew you wouldn't be far away. I slept thro the storm last night. Stella is evil lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up.

Same "

Oh I'm sorry but I'm lovely, well so Ash tells me.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up.

Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.

Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.

Oh thank you lovely.

How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not. "

I have had a fair few frozen gin slushie sort of things. That helped massively. I aslo discovered taking your bra off while out is oddly liberating and people quite enjoy seeing your boobs braless. Well mine anyway. That helped cool me down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones. "

In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Evening Lorna.

Holding the reins tonight, I see.

The 2 guys can't cope, so it takes a Lady to manage it instead!

How's your day been?

Iain."

Good evening Ian, yep that's definitely it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all

just made my self a large g and t with the idea it will knock me out

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"'Ello Ash

Hola Samiss....come estas?.....

Muy bien "

Perfecto....

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time

Lorna is currently having a stand up wee

Obviously a Lady of many talents

Oh I have many, many talents. "

I'm impressed...men, we need to get an upgrade and starting to wee sting down

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now "

A very good evening to you Mr cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time

Lorna is currently indisposed....

Buenas noches.....you were home late...Hope you're keeping cool..

Ops, sorry for last night completely crashed with the sound hits of "can you feeling coming in the air tonight" ahaha

Oh yeah, heard the hurricane coming last night ahaha, and keeping cool with some freezing beer . And you sir?

No problemo mi amigo...we have done as little as possible today and are about to eat some ice cream to cool us down..."

Be careful the ice cream doesnt drop down, for gravity or because you have s good company there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones.

In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!

Evening all. "

Doc!

Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up.

Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.

Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.

Oh thank you lovely.

How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not.

I have had a fair few frozen gin slushie sort of things. That helped massively. I aslo discovered taking your bra off while out is oddly liberating and people quite enjoy seeing your boobs braless. Well mine anyway. That helped cool me down. "

Oh well I'm sure you made many people people happy today with free rage boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it. "

Yeah but did you get time for gardening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones.

In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!

Evening all. "

Hello and good evening.

Are your work cloths dry now?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

It's been very hot today

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time

Lorna is currently having a stand up wee

Obviously a Lady of many talents

Oh I have many, many talents. "

Yeah, Ash has told me about them, but I'm not gonna spill the beans though, don't worry your secret's safe with ma and.....

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

A very good evening to you Mr cock. "

I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.

Yeah but did you get time for gardening?"

You ask the important questions. I like the way your mind works. Can you tell me more about faint slapping sounds please?

*and no. I'll get it sorted on Friday. Will send you a photo.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Good Evening Lorna.

Holding the reins tonight, I see.

The 2 guys can't cope, so it takes a Lady to manage it instead!

How's your day been?

Iain.

Good evening Ian, yep that's definitely it! "

It's been tough trying to sleep during the past few days, but I got at least 6 hours sleep today.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up.

Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.

Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.

Oh thank you lovely.

How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not.

I have had a fair few frozen gin slushie sort of things. That helped massively. I aslo discovered taking your bra off while out is oddly liberating and people quite enjoy seeing your boobs braless. Well mine anyway. That helped cool me down.

Oh well I'm sure you made many people people happy today with free rage boobs. "

Free rage boobs.

They bring happiness to many people. Do you know instead of a bra? Wear a bralet. Let them be a bit free.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones.

In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!

Evening all.

Doc!

Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around

"

I'm not round, I'm slim! Or sorry, around!

Hope you're well Sam, how the gorgeous polish princess?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's been very hot today"

Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now "

Evening sensual...I hope we dont have another one!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all

just made my self a large g and t with the idea it will knock me out "

A very good evening to you.

Oh that sounds like a good plan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it. "

Oh I'm a genius and traveling up to London tomorrow! It's gunna be Hot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's been very hot today"

Hello and welcome.

Oh indeed it has, I wanna sleep in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

A very good evening to you Mr cock.

I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i "

Yep!

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

Evening sensual...I hope we dont have another one!....

"

I'd love another one right no meself

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up.

Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.

Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.

Oh thank you lovely.

How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not.

I have had a fair few frozen gin slushie sort of things. That helped massively. I aslo discovered taking your bra off while out is oddly liberating and people quite enjoy seeing your boobs braless. Well mine anyway. That helped cool me down.

Oh well I'm sure you made many people people happy today with free rage boobs.

Free rage boobs.

They bring happiness to many people. Do you know instead of a bra? Wear a bralet. Let them be a bit free."

Oh I'm all about the bralet.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.

Oh I'm a genius and traveling up to London tomorrow! It's gunna be Hot! "

I don't envy you that journey

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

A very good evening to you Mr cock.

I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i

Yep! "

I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.

Oh I'm a genius and traveling up to London tomorrow! It's gunna be Hot!

I don't envy you that journey "

I'm dreading it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

A very good evening to you Mr cock.

I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i

Yep!

I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here "

I don't think you would get change from that in London.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones.

In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!

Evening all.

Doc!

Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around

I'm not round, I'm slim! Or sorry, around!

Hope you're well Sam, how the gorgeous polish princess?"

We’re all good buddy thanks.

Jeez you look so different!

Well done...

fancy a bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones.

In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!

Evening all.

Doc!

Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around

I'm not round, I'm slim! Or sorry, around!

Hope you're well Sam, how the gorgeous polish princess?

We’re all good buddy thanks.

Jeez you look so different!

Well done...

fancy a bum? "

Oh it's like the matchmaking thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.

Yeah but did you get time for gardening?

You ask the important questions. I like the way your mind works. Can you tell me more about faint slapping sounds please?

*and no. I'll get it sorted on Friday. Will send you a photo. "

Lazy frizz

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.

Yeah but did you get time for gardening?

You ask the important questions. I like the way your mind works. Can you tell me more about faint slapping sounds please?

*and no. I'll get it sorted on Friday. Will send you a photo.

Lazy frizz "

At the MLS I will dazzle you with my lack of frizz. Mark. My. Words.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.

Yeah but did you get time for gardening?

You ask the important questions. I like the way your mind works. Can you tell me more about faint slapping sounds please?

*and no. I'll get it sorted on Friday. Will send you a photo.

Lazy frizz

At the MLS I will dazzle you with my lack of frizz. Mark. My. Words."

I. Can’t. Wait.

(Frizzyface)

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

A very good evening to you Mr cock.

I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i

Yep!

I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here

I don't think you would get change from that in London. "

The pub i worked in till it closed last year, sold pints of Stella and Budweiser on tap for 1.60 a pint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

A very good evening to you Mr cock.

I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i

Yep!

I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here

I don't think you would get change from that in London.

The pub i worked in till it closed last year, sold pints of Stella and Budweiser on tap for 1.60 a pint."

Wow but maybe that's why it closed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening, I'm about to finish making dinner so going to have a sit down and watch love island, it's been a long day

What are you up to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening, I'm about to finish making dinner so going to have a sit down and watch love island, it's been a long day

What are you up to?"

Good evening morningstar.

I'm currently trying to keep cool. But tomorrow it's meant to 38!

I'm going to melt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's been very hot today

Are you Wincey Willis in disguise? "

I don't get it!

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

A very good evening to you Mr cock.

I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i

Yep!

I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here

I don't think you would get change from that in London.

The pub i worked in till it closed last year, sold pints of Stella and Budweiser on tap for 1.60 a pint.

Wow but maybe that's why it closed. "

It lasted 4 yrs. Rough as they come though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's been very hot today

Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?

I don't get it! "

She was a weather presenter

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone.

I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now

A very good evening to you Mr cock.

I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i

Yep!

I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here

I don't think you would get change from that in London.

The pub i worked in till it closed last year, sold pints of Stella and Budweiser on tap for 1.60 a pint.

Wow but maybe that's why it closed.

It lasted 4 yrs. Rough as they come though "

Oh I like a bit of rough.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening, I'm about to finish making dinner so going to have a sit down and watch love island, it's been a long day

What are you up to?

Good evening morningstar.

I'm currently trying to keep cool. But tomorrow it's meant to 38!

I'm going to melt. "

Yeah, I feel you. We've had a cool week though, only 25-32. Just buy yourself a bunch of ice lollies, the fab ones are great as they have sprinkles too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe "

Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's been very hot today

Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?

I don't get it!

She was a weather presenter "

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening, I'm about to finish making dinner so going to have a sit down and watch love island, it's been a long day

What are you up to?

Good evening morningstar.

I'm currently trying to keep cool. But tomorrow it's meant to 38!

I'm going to melt.

Yeah, I feel you. We've had a cool week though, only 25-32. Just buy yourself a bunch of ice lollies, the fab ones are great as they have sprinkles too "

I wish! I have no option but to use the central line tomorrow. So it's going to be awful. I might actually die!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe

Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath. "

No way... it's gin and me

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

In the hotel where I work, we often have parties or wedding functions, where attending guests come up from London.

They are surprised to find we charge half of what they would expect in London pubs; there, one guy said his local charges almost £7 a pint!!

In contrast, I know of a few working men's clubs in Hull where a pint is around £1.50.

Up here in Warwick, don't attend any function at the Castle (owned & operated by Merlin Group. There, a pint of Fosters,the only draught beer they sell, is almost £9 a pint!!!).

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe

Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath.

No way... it's gin and me "

That sounds rather sensible.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's been very hot today

Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?

I don't get it!

She was a weather presenter

Oh. "

I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In the hotel where I work, we often have parties or wedding functions, where attending guests come up from London.

They are surprised to find we charge half of what they would expect in London pubs; there, one guy said his local charges almost £7 a pint!!

In contrast, I know of a few working men's clubs in Hull where a pint is around £1.50.

Up here in Warwick, don't attend any function at the Castle (owned & operated by Merlin Group. There, a pint of Fosters,the only draught beer they sell, is almost £9 a pint!!!)."

Yes if you are used to London prices everywhere else you go, you feel like you are getting a bargain.

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening all ruddy hot n muggy at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ruddy hot n muggy at work"

Oh hello _oddy.

Yes it's rather warm.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ruddy hot n muggy at work"

Evening Voddyxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe

Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath.

No way... it's gin and me

That sounds rather sensible. "

Oh, I thought I was being rebellious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A latecomer, in briefly. Hello all!

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By *andS_GlasgowCouple  over a year ago

Giffnock

Evening from a very warm Glasgow xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe

Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath.

No way... it's gin and me

That sounds rather sensible.

Oh, I thought I was being rebellious "

Good effort though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A latecomer, in briefly. Hello all! "

All welcome here, late or not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening from a very warm Glasgow xx"

Good evening and welcome.

Oh it's even hotter down here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes.

Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster.

Oh iv just had some apricot ones.

In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!

Evening all.

Doc!

Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around

I'm not round, I'm slim! Or sorry, around!

Hope you're well Sam, how the gorgeous polish princess?

We’re all good buddy thanks.

Jeez you look so different!

Well done...

fancy a bum? "

Please, I like to be signed and dined first, cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you...

And good evening everybody

Oh hello and a very warm welcome.

How are you keeping cool.

A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive

Oh that sounds like a hard life!

It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time

Sounds like the perfect way to end the day. "

Maybe will be better with an hot girl nearby

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you...

And good evening everybody

Oh hello and a very warm welcome.

How are you keeping cool.

A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive

Oh that sounds like a hard life!

It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time

Sounds like the perfect way to end the day.

Maybe will be better with an hot girl nearby "

Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you...

And good evening everybody

Oh hello and a very warm welcome.

How are you keeping cool.

A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive

Oh that sounds like a hard life!

It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time

Sounds like the perfect way to end the day.

Maybe will be better with an hot girl nearby

Agreed. "

Ok..so in the end..it never gets too hot to have an hot girl?!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's been very hot today

Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?

I don't get it! "

She's a weather presenter

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By *andS_GlasgowCouple  over a year ago

Giffnock

Lets see what this great night holds for us all


"Evening from a very warm Glasgow xx

Good evening and welcome.

Oh it's even hotter down here. "

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By *edp.e84Man  over a year ago

Reading

Fuck me it was hot today...

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