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By *ucspark OP Man
over a year ago
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I bumped into someone last night and was asked "do you know who I am" I replied "no do you know who I am there's less blind people than rude arseholes in the world". The thread is anyway have you bumped into someone who thinks they are famous and how were they with you |
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over a year ago
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"now I dunno if I am comin or goin! 
Ones white... T'others yellow...;-);-);-)
Are you sure?
What's grey and come sin mugs? Student Union coffee
What's grey and comes in buckets? Elephants. "
Whats grey and comes once a year?...
Meeeee!!  |
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"now I dunno if I am comin or goin!
Ones white... T'others yellow...;-);-);-)
Are you sure?
What's grey and come sin mugs? Student Union coffee
What's grey and comes in buckets? Elephants.
Whats grey and comes once a year?...
Meeeee!! "
Jesus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"now I dunno if I am comin or goin!
Ones white... T'others yellow...;-);-);-)
Are you sure?
What's grey and come sin mugs? Student Union coffee
What's grey and comes in buckets? Elephants.
Whats grey and comes once a year?...
Meeeee!!
Jesus. "
thought he had only bee once? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend of mine was a trolley dolly for a big airline... An obnoxious shortarse of a celebrity called out "Hey!!... What would ya say to a little fuck!!"
Smoothly she replied..."Id ask you to fasten your softbelt..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Met quite a few famous folks but always remember meeting the drummer from Shawaddywaddy or whatever they called themselves.
He mentioned to me that he was there drummer and I said 'Don't worry I won't tell anybody!'
He called me a cheeky bastard and told me to fuck off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"now I dunno if I am comin or goin!
Ones white... T'others yellow...;-);-);-)
Are you sure?
What's grey and come sin mugs? Student Union coffee
What's grey and comes in buckets? Elephants.
Whats grey and comes once a year?...
Meeeee!!
Jesus. "
Close... Father Christmas...;-);-) |
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"now I dunno if I am comin or goin!
Ones white... T'others yellow...;-);-);-)
Are you sure?
What's grey and come sin mugs? Student Union coffee
What's grey and comes in buckets? Elephants.
Whats grey and comes once a year?...
Meeeee!!
Jesus. thought he had only bee once?"
Is Easter cancelled this year? Yippee, kids can stay at school. |
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"now I dunno if I am comin or goin!
Ones white... T'others yellow...;-);-);-)
Are you sure?
What's grey and come sin mugs? Student Union coffee
What's grey and comes in buckets? Elephants.
Whats grey and comes once a year?...
Meeeee!!
Jesus.
Close... Father Christmas...;-);-)"
How was i to know whether your sac was full or not.
There again, having stood aside for you to ravish a gorgeous beauty, i could have taken a wild guess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"now I dunno if I am comin or goin!
Ones white... T'others yellow...;-);-);-)
Are you sure?
What's grey and come sin mugs? Student Union coffee
What's grey and comes in buckets? Elephants.
Whats grey and comes once a year?...
Meeeee!!
Jesus.
Close... Father Christmas...;-);-)
How was i to know whether your sac was full or not.
There again, having stood aside for you to ravish a gorgeous beauty, i could have taken a wild guess. "
And... Better late than never... "Thank you kind sir..." |
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In our clubbing days we were queueing to get into the heavenly social (fab club night) anyway this guy comes to the front of the line and asks to be let in
The bouncer refuses
"Do you know who i am? i am clive owen"(ricky from eastenders)
Under impressed bouncer,"Do you know what this is? Its a queue,stand in it and you will get in"
He had to walk the length of the queue with everyone calling "Riiiiicky i love u ricky " after him
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Reminds me of the story that emerged a few years ago about a Virgin Airlines flight that had to be turned back shortly after takeoff due to a technical problem.
At the lengthy queue back in the Treminal where the sole, harrassed and overstretched employee dealt with all the passengers rebooking flights etc, an impatient businessman shoved his way past everyone to the front of the queue and demanded to know how long she was going to be till she served him?
Not satisfied with her response, he banged hius fist on the counter and said "Do you know who I am?"
She looked him up and down, then switched on the tannoy and called out through the terminal, "If anyone is missing a middle aged gentleman, wearing a dark suit, white shirt, red tie and black shoes, with three pieces of luggage, please proceed to the Virgin check in desk and collect him, as he doesn't know who he is!"
At that, she smiled demurely at him as the rest of those people waiting patiently in the queue collapsed into fits of laughter! |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"now I dunno if I am comin or goin!
Ones white... T'others yellow...;-);-);-)
Are you sure?
What's grey and come sin mugs? Student Union coffee
What's grey and comes in buckets? Elephants. "
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