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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I like the heat

I don't like the bugs.

I'm being invaded this year worse than any other year in the history of the world. Ever.

Came down this morning to find a cricket sitting on top of my body lotion in the living room. That meant the bastard had come in the back door, gone through the kitchen into the living room and jumped onto the sideboard.

I demand it stops now.

Can someone get in touch with Flick or Heimlich and start negotiations... I've had enough

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Is it bugging you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it bugging you?"

Can you tell?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've found a slug on my kitchen floor two nights running.

I slugged it out.

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m covered in bites, my legs, bum and back

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

For a minute there I thought your lodger had moved back in.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've found a slug on my kitchen floor two nights running.

I slugged it out."

Eeeyyyyyy

Oh no no no

I'm not a fan. Earwigs and slugs are my worst ones. Getting loads of earwigs at the minute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m covered in bites, my legs, bum and back"

I've not been bitten luckily, my body doesn't react well to bites so I really hope it stays that way.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I like the heat

I don't like the bugs.

I'm being invaded this year worse than any other year in the history of the world. Ever.

I demand it stops now.

Can someone get in touch with Flick or Heimlich and start negotiations... I've had enough

Overexageration much. The carboniferous period called to disagree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like the heat

I don't like the bugs.

I'm being invaded this year worse than any other year in the history of the world. Ever.

I demand it stops now.

Can someone get in touch with Flick or Heimlich and start negotiations... I've had enough

Overexageration much. The carboniferous period called to disagree."

Shhhhhhhhhhh and let me have my flounce

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Lanzarote

Blue bottles drive me mad with all their buzzing around and bashing off windows.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I like the heat

I don't like the bugs.

I'm being invaded this year worse than any other year in the history of the world. Ever.

I demand it stops now.

Can someone get in touch with Flick or Heimlich and start negotiations... I've had enough

Overexageration much. The carboniferous period called to disagree.

Shhhhhhhhhhh and let me have my flounce

Okay buddy lol

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman over a year ago

Windsor-ish

On the plus side we get lots of dragonflies and butterflies so thats good.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Lanzarote

"On the plus side we get lots of dragonflies and butterflies so thats good."

Not in Scotland and where have all the ladybirds gone?. Dont even get many wasps up here now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Blue bottles drive me mad with all their buzzing around and bashing off windows. "

I've not had many big flies to be fair, plenty of little ones but I'm having to throw the dog food away if she doesn't eat it right away coz twice now there's been maggots in it and that's bloody dry food that she's dribbled on whilst having a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On the plus side we get lots of dragonflies and butterflies so thats good."

No dragonflies but a fair few butterflies which I love. I wouldn't mind the butterflies coming inside for a bit

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By *alldarksurreyMan over a year ago

surrey

I found a giant poplar hawk moth today at work just chilling in the shade on a wall in a bedroom we were working in. I've never a moth that big before,it's wingspan was nearly as wide as my hand!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buggin the shit out of me stupid anthony and his pals

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I found a giant poplar hawk moth today at work just chilling in the shade on a wall in a bedroom we were working in. I've never a moth that big before,it's wingspan was nearly as wide as my hand! "

Had one of those mofos in my bedroom then found it in the kitchen the same night as I was having a showdown with Daddy.... The longleg attacker from hell.

I don't actually mind those moths tho, they're more like actual animals if you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Buggin the shit out of me stupid anthony and his pals"

I've proper had enough.

I'm constantly cleaning the house yet it feels dirty. I don't mind the odd few coz that's normal but it's getting ne down a bit now if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Richard Nixon had a problem with bugs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a massive grasshopper on me today. And I didn’t even realise it until someone said ‘what the heck is on your back?’

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had a massive grasshopper on me today. And I didn’t even realise it until someone said ‘what the heck is on your back?’

I don't mind them outside, it's them coming inside that's really getting on my tits now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may be doing this wrong....

I open the windows to let them out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I may be doing this wrong....

I open the windows to let them out."

My windows are open the whole time I'm home. They don't see them as a way out, they see them as a way in. They're plotting against me

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Flies are yuk but Jiminey Cricket would be cool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the plus side we get lots of dragonflies and butterflies so thats good.

Not in Scotland and where have all the ladybirds gone?. Dont even get many wasps up here now."

So many ladybirds here. Red, yellow, black ones too. Are they ladybirds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flies are yuk but Jiminey Cricket would be cool.

I think I was wrong and it was a grasshopper. I don't know. Aren't grasshoppers green? This was brown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Summer needs to fuck off along with all its bitey buggy friends

I'm sick of their shit and sick of being too hot and sick of all the annoying kids being off school already.

The sun can fuck off as well!

I don't need a suntan - and it makes you dehydrated and gives you skin cancer!

It appears that all of those spindly spider cunts have moved into my bedroom and sent out brochures to all their mates - I'm sick of their shit and wish they would just fuck off and go on holiday in someone else's house with their sinister appearance.

Just fuck off you bunch of Crawley cunts!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Flies are yuk but Jiminey Cricket would be cool.

I think I was wrong and it was a grasshopper. I don't know. Aren't grasshoppers green? This was brown

Sun tanned?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I may be doing this wrong....

I open the windows to let them out.

My windows are open the whole time I'm home. They don't see them as a way out, they see them as a way in. They're plotting against me

P"
.

watch out for one that look likes jeff goldblum..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the heat

I don't like the bugs.

I'm being invaded this year worse than any other year in the history of the world. Ever.

I demand it stops now.

Can someone get in touch with Flick or Heimlich and start negotiations... I've had enough

It's your conscience...

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Flies are yuk but Jiminey Cricket would be cool.

I think I was wrong and it was a grasshopper. I don't know. Aren't grasshoppers green? This was brown

BBC?

Sorry

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By *hezuMan over a year ago

East London

Grasshoppers in london wtf lol, moths keep flying into my room and spiders its annoying lucky no mosquitos but there used to be alot few years ago

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Just reading your post has made me itch. I can't stand any kind of bug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Summer needs to fuck off along with all its bitey buggy friends

I'm sick of their shit and sick of being too hot and sick of all the annoying kids being off school already.

The sun can fuck off as well!

I don't need a suntan - and it makes you dehydrated and gives you skin cancer!

Just fuck off you bunch of Crawley cunts!"
.

I vote YOU for the next prime minister

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Blue bottles drive me mad with all their buzzing around and bashing off windows.

TMI dear

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Flying ants are numerous at the moment!!

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Summer needs to fuck off along with all its bitey buggy friends

I'm sick of their shit and sick of being too hot and sick of all the annoying kids being off school already.

The sun can fuck off as well!

I don't need a suntan - and it makes you dehydrated and gives you skin cancer!

Just fuck off you bunch of Crawley cunts!"

Let it go, let it go, don’t hold back.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Summer needs to fuck off along with all its bitey buggy friends

I'm sick of their shit and sick of being too hot and sick of all the annoying kids being off school already.

The sun can fuck off as well!

I don't need a suntan - and it makes you dehydrated and gives you skin cancer!

Just fuck off you bunch of Crawley cunts!

Let it go, let it go, don’t hold back.

Lol "

I try not to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Summer needs to fuck off along with all its bitey buggy friends

I'm sick of their shit and sick of being too hot and sick of all the annoying kids being off school already.

The sun can fuck off as well!

I don't need a suntan - and it makes you dehydrated and gives you skin cancer!

Just fuck off you bunch of Crawley cunts!.

I vote YOU for the next prime minister

No I cant be arsed I'm too hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My kitchen spider came back...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Summer needs to fuck off along with all its bitey buggy friends

I'm sick of their shit and sick of being too hot and sick of all the annoying kids being off school already.

The sun can fuck off as well!

I don't need a suntan - and it makes you dehydrated and gives you skin cancer!

Just fuck off you bunch of Crawley cunts!"

Now spiders I don't mind, unless one fucking absails from the ceiling just as I'm walking past and clashes with my face. Those Rambo ones can fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flies are yuk but Jiminey Cricket would be cool.

I think I was wrong and it was a grasshopper. I don't know. Aren't grasshoppers green? This was brown

Sun tanned?"

Possibly. Showing off coz I can't seem to tan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I may be doing this wrong....

I open the windows to let them out.

My windows are open the whole time I'm home. They don't see them as a way out, they see them as a way in. They're plotting against me

watch out for one that look likes jeff goldblum..

Least that one will be big enough to punch on the trumpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like the heat

I don't like the bugs.

I'm being invaded this year worse than any other year in the history of the world. Ever.

I demand it stops now.

Can someone get in touch with Flick or Heimlich and start negotiations... I've had enough

It's your conscience...

Well it can fuck right off back where it came from. I already over-guilt myself, I don't need him adding to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flies are yuk but Jiminey Cricket would be cool.

I think I was wrong and it was a grasshopper. I don't know. Aren't grasshoppers green? This was brown

BBC?

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Grasshoppers in london wtf lol, moths keep flying into my room and spiders its annoying lucky no mosquitos but there used to be alot few years ago"

The spiders ate them and now the super venom spiders are coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Summer needs to fuck off along with all its bitey buggy friends

I'm sick of their shit and sick of being too hot and sick of all the annoying kids being off school already.

The sun can fuck off as well!

I don't need a suntan - and it makes you dehydrated and gives you skin cancer!

Just fuck off you bunch of Crawley cunts!

Now spiders I don't mind, unless one fucking absails from the ceiling just as I'm walking past and clashes with my face. Those Rambo ones can fuck right off

there is no need for spider Rambo trapeze motherfuckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just reading your post has made me itch. I can't stand any kind of bug

If I'm in the garden I'm sound (apart from earwigs and slugs - they need vapourising)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flying ants are numerous at the moment!! "

Was flying ant day yesterday in my garden. I sat on a slab and must have disturbed the force or some shit coz within minutes they were surrounding me. Cunts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've found a slug on my kitchen floor two nights running.

I slugged it out.

Eeeyyyyyy

Oh no no no

I'm not a fan. Earwigs and slugs are my worst ones. Getting loads of earwigs at the minute.

Same here getting loads of earwigs don't have a clue how they are getting in. Also don't have any damp downstairs either.

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

I'm OK with most of the little bug-gers.

Annoying when they buzz in your ear at night. Otherwise they're fine.

Had a nice stag beetle trundling round my kitchen today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My kitchen spider came back..."

Did I tell you about mine?

I bleached the sink and saw what I thought it was the top of a tomato in the plughole. Then I thought, "when the fuck did I last buy tomatoes?"

Upon realising it wasn't a tomato topper I'm now feeling guilty that it's probably having its lungs melted by the bleach. Operation save the spider coz now I feel bad it's not been a quick death. "How can I clean the bleach off and reverse and damage?" she thinks.

Instead of putting it out of its misery quickly by splatting it, some part of my brain decided picking it up and launching it down the toilet was the kindest thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Summer needs to fuck off along with all its bitey buggy friends

I'm sick of their shit and sick of being too hot and sick of all the annoying kids being off school already.

The sun can fuck off as well!

I don't need a suntan - and it makes you dehydrated and gives you skin cancer!

Just fuck off you bunch of Crawley cunts!

Now spiders I don't mind, unless one fucking absails from the ceiling just as I'm walking past and clashes with my face. Those Rambo ones can fuck right off

there is no need for spider Rambo trapeze motherfuckers

Yes! Trapezey mofos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've found a slug on my kitchen floor two nights running.

I slugged it out.

Eeeyyyyyy

Oh no no no

I'm not a fan. Earwigs and slugs are my worst ones. Getting loads of earwigs at the minute.

Same here getting loads of earwigs don't have a clue how they are getting in. Also don't have any damp downstairs either."

They're arseholes of the highest order. I thought I had some kind of mega earwig colony or something. Apparently they don't even live in groups or nest things. They're all just randoms who happen to be catching the same fucking bus in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm OK with most of the little bug-gers.

Annoying when they buzz in your ear at night. Otherwise they're fine.

Had a nice stag beetle trundling round my kitchen today. "

I don't think I'd have liked it.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm OK with most of the little bug-gers.

Annoying when they buzz in your ear at night. Otherwise they're fine.

Had a nice stag beetle trundling round my kitchen today.

I don't think I'd have liked it. "

Lol man up....

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I'm OK with most of the little bug-gers.

Annoying when they buzz in your ear at night. Otherwise they're fine.

Had a nice stag beetle trundling round my kitchen today.

I don't think I'd have liked it. "

Cool tiny rhino, what's not to like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm OK with most of the little bug-gers.

Annoying when they buzz in your ear at night. Otherwise they're fine.

Had a nice stag beetle trundling round my kitchen today.

I don't think I'd have liked it.

Cool tiny rhino, what's not to like? "

It's little legs. If they're slow movers I think I could make friends, but if they're rapid it's a no from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cannot recall the town in America but they planted a tree in memory of George Harrison... Within weeks it was destroyed by beetles !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the heat

I don't like the bugs.

I'm being invaded this year worse than any other year in the history of the world. Ever.

I demand it stops now.

Can someone get in touch with Flick or Heimlich and start negotiations... I've had enough

P"
flies nuff said

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"I like the heat

I don't like the bugs.

I'm being invaded this year worse than any other year in the history of the world. Ever.

I demand it stops now.

Can someone get in touch with Flick or Heimlich and start negotiations... I've had enough

Have you read about malaria in Asia which has become resistant to all antibiotics

Very very scary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a weird bug in my bathroom earlier, I think it was some kind of centipede. I didn’t like it, whatever it was.

We are lucky here really though, when I was in Greece recently, their bugs all seem supersized compared to ours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was plagued with Cockchafers (May bugs ) they are terrifying sound like a helicopter and just bump into everything before landing on there backs .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I cannot recall the town in America but they planted a tree in memory of George Harrison... Within weeks it was destroyed by beetles !"

Hey mister, I'm the funny guy round these ere parts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like the heat

I don't like the bugs.

I'm being invaded this year worse than any other year in the history of the world. Ever.

I demand it stops now.

Can someone get in touch with Flick or Heimlich and start negotiations... I've had enough

Have you read about malaria in Asia which has become resistant to all antibiotics

Very very scary "

That's off my "to visit" list

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was a weird bug in my bathroom earlier, I think it was some kind of centipede. I didn’t like it, whatever it was.

We are lucky here really though, when I was in Greece recently, their bugs all seem supersized compared to ours. "

Who did title think it was, bringing all those legs into your property. Rude

Ahhh, all those Greek bugs... eating olive oil to make them big n strong and living longer than average

Swines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was plagued with Cockchafers (May bugs ) they are terrifying sound like a helicopter and just bump into everything before landing on there backs . "

Now, I don't mind those. I used to get them come down the chimney and out of the fire place at my old house. Get yourself a squash racket... hours of fun. Didn't know their real name, they were always called either May bugs or June bugs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im leaving spiders to catch all the wretched flies. As long as their web doesnt hang low enough to tangle me up in it. But mosquitoes are driving me insane

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im leaving spiders to catch all the wretched flies. As long as their web doesnt hang low enough to tangle me up in it. But mosquitoes are driving me insane"

Yep, spiders are cool in my book unless they're the Rambo trapeze mofos

Touch wood *knocks head* I've not been afflicted with mosquitoes and hopefully won't be

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I LOVE BUGS

I had an elephant hawk moth in my garden the other eve. Must have been 5 inches across ... you men will know how big that is.

Not seen any big spiders yet

(Except horse flies.... we get lots of them about these parts and they can all fuck off and die)

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I LOVE BUGS

I had an elephant hawk moth in my garden the other eve. Must have been 5 inches across ... you men will know how big that is.

Not seen any big spiders yet

(Except horse flies.... we get lots of them about these parts and they can all fuck off and die)

V x "

Horse flies are bastards. You had many creepies venturing inside? That's what's bothering me, that they're trying to move in.

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I LOVE BUGS

I had an elephant hawk moth in my garden the other eve. Must have been 5 inches across ... you men will know how big that is.

Not seen any big spiders yet

(Except horse flies.... we get lots of them about these parts and they can all fuck off and die)

V x

Horse flies are bastards. You had many creepies venturing inside? That's what's bothering me, that they're trying to move in."

Lots of wasps and flies inside... always amazes me how they’re so quick to use a window to get in but too stupid to use it to get out again. I’m very live and let live with bugs .... wasps especially get a bad rap and they’re sooo important in the eco system so I leave them to get on with doing waspy stuff and trying to not get stung.

I help bees all the time. If they’re not flying or on a flower they’re in trouble. I pick them up and move them from the ground and feed them

Honey.

There’s a few airbus size beetles around. They are not my favourite but they don’t freak me out unless they make me jump.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I LOVE BUGS

I had an elephant hawk moth in my garden the other eve. Must have been 5 inches across ... you men will know how big that is.

Not seen any big spiders yet

(Except horse flies.... we get lots of them about these parts and they can all fuck off and die)

V x

Horse flies are bastards. You had many creepies venturing inside? That's what's bothering me, that they're trying to move in.

I help bees all the time. If they’re not flying or on a flower they’re in trouble. I pick them up and move them from the ground and feed them

Honey.

There’s a few airbus size beetles around. They are not my favourite but they don’t freak me out unless they make me jump.

V x "

Oh they're thick as gorilla snot when it comes to finding their way back out. They fight with the window frame, like dude, move a cm to the left and you're out, oh noooo, having far too much fun bumping into every square inch of frame and acting like you're keeping them prisoner

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