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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've decided we all need something fun to boost morale, so I'm organising a summer fete.

I need volunteers to look after various stalls, make decorations, catering etc....

Pitch your ideas here!

I'll also need a couple of general assistants to help me with the general running of the event

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Oooh

Can I run the coconut shy please

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll run the kissing booth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im nobodys joey

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I'll run it. It'll be the best fete ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oooh

Can I run the coconut shy please

Jo x "

Ooooooohh yes! Grass skirt and coconut bra?

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By *oonloverWoman  over a year ago

bognor regis

Splat the rat for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll run the kissing booth "

Smashing! We'll need a man too...equality and all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll run the kissing booth

Smashing! We'll need a man too...equality and all "

Retweet can man it with me. His lips are lush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im nobodys joey "

if you're not here to be helpful....

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Oooh

Can I run the coconut shy please

Jo x

Ooooooohh yes! Grass skirt and coconut bra? "

Tad uncomfy on the bra front but if it pinches I'll take it off!

Jo x

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Splat the rat for me please "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll run it. It'll be the best fete ever. "

We'll have to have private brainstorming meetings....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Splat the rat for me please "

On fab, splatting your rat will take on a whole new meaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Splat the rat for me please "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll run the kissing booth

Smashing! We'll need a man too...equality and all

Retweet can man it with me. His lips are lush. "

Sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im nobodys joey

if you're not here to be helpful...."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men."

Tonic required?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oooh

Can I run the coconut shy please

Jo x

Ooooooohh yes! Grass skirt and coconut bra?

Tad uncomfy on the bra front but if it pinches I'll take it off!

Jo x"

Even better

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men.

Tonic required? "

Tonic is always needed.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Can we run a naturist bouncy castle? We can have foam hour too. Over-18s only.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men."

We can still have the private meetings though, right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men.

Tonic required?

Tonic is always needed. "

Got it. And a freezer full of ice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can we run a naturist bouncy castle? We can have foam hour too. Over-18s only."

Absofuckinglutely!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shall I do a candy floss stall? John can do hook a duck

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men.

We can still have the private meetings though, right? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shall I do a candy floss stall? John can do hook a duck "

This is what we want!

Prizes for hook a duck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men.

We can still have the private meetings though, right?

Yes. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shall I do a candy floss stall? John can do hook a duck

This is what we want!

Prizes for hook a duck? "

Vouchers for the kissing stall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh shall I do the burger van

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shall I do a candy floss stall? John can do hook a duck

This is what we want!

Prizes for hook a duck?

Vouchers for the kissing stall "

I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oooh shall I do the burger van "

No. I need you for something else...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh shall I do the burger van

No. I need you for something else..."

Oooh what am I doing?

Cleaning the loos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oooh shall I do the burger van

No. I need you for something else...

Oooh what am I doing?

Cleaning the loos? "

Pmsl no, I need you to organise the wet sponge toss...find a man and a woman to lock in the stocks to be pelted with wet sponges

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That, I can do!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i will do the raffle if someone sorts out the prizes.

i have a feeling know one wants what i have to give.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i will do the raffle if someone sorts out the prizes.

i have a feeling know one wants what i have to give. "

Good man! Donations for raffle greatly appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you got a ice cream seller yet??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you got a ice cream seller yet?? "

Not yet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tombola for me i think its a spiffing word

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By *ssexrMan  over a year ago

Hornchurch

I'm on the lucky dip

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

[Removed by poster at 24/07/19 16:28:14]

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I judge the giant fruit and vegetables.

Big melons, penis shaped carrots and massive cucumbers.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"i will do the raffle if someone sorts out the prizes.

i have a feeling know one wants what i have to give.

Good man! Donations for raffle greatly appreciated "

I’ve convinced love honey and Anne summers to donate prizes.

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By *T22Man  over a year ago

Bristol

How about the Stocks with wet sponges being thrown but, person in stocks in naked obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tombola for me i think its a spiffing word "

Wonderful Taff!

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By *T22Man  over a year ago

Bristol

Opps someone done it that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm on the lucky dip"

Sex toys for prizes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I judge the giant fruit and vegetables.

Big melons, penis shaped carrots and massive cucumbers. "

Absolutely

You can have a voucher for the kissing booth for organising raffle items too

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By *T22Man  over a year ago

Bristol

Wheel of fortune or misfortune! Forfeits and dares

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Opps someone done it that "

You can help paint the sign!

Dharma! I've found you a helper

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By *estSussexGuy76Man  over a year ago

copthorne


"I've decided we all need something fun to boost morale, so I'm organising a summer fete.

I need volunteers to look after various stalls, make decorations, catering etc....

Pitch your ideas here!

I'll also need a couple of general assistants to help me with the general running of the event

"

Can I be in charge of the stone baked pizza and wine bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've decided we all need something fun to boost morale, so I'm organising a summer fete.

I need volunteers to look after various stalls, make decorations, catering etc....

Pitch your ideas here!

I'll also need a couple of general assistants to help me with the general running of the event

Can I be in charge of the stone baked pizza and wine bar "

You can!

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men.

We can still have the private meetings though, right?

Yes.

"

Cane here to make a rat splat joke but found my job. Used to work in a poncey gin/craft beer bar so I'll man that. You can have your private meetings there. In the cab/storecuoboard/under the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just don’t put me any where near sweets. There won’t be enough for me and every one else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im happy to run hook'a'dildo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you got a ice cream seller yet?? "

Has to be naked ice cream seller though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men.

We can still have the private meetings though, right?

Yes.

Cane here to make a rat splat joke but found my job. Used to work in a poncey gin/craft beer bar so I'll man that. You can have your private meetings there. In the cab/storecuoboard/under the bar."

Is there a fan in there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im happy to run hook'a'dildo?"
If the winning prize is a dildo I'll participate until I've won them all

It will be worth going bankrupt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just don’t put me any where near sweets. There won’t be enough for me and every one else "

You can help me keep everyone in check...I hear you're handy with a crop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you got a ice cream seller yet??

Has to be naked ice cream seller though "

I agree

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men.

We can still have the private meetings though, right?

Yes.

Cane here to make a rat splat joke but found my job. Used to work in a poncey gin/craft beer bar so I'll man that. You can have your private meetings there. In the cab/storecuoboard/under the bar.

Is there a fan in there "

I'll try to get a windmill going for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll provide the glory hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im happy to run hook'a'dildo? If the winning prize is a dildo I'll participate until I've won them all

It will be worth going bankrupt "

Everyone wins

No need for bankruptcy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has anyone went for face painting yet? I could make you all into lovely animals

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Actually I can't run it because I guess you might want to.

I'll source a Pimms campervan thingey and a gin bar and real ales. Decent ones. Because nothing says sexy like gassy men.

We can still have the private meetings though, right?

Yes.

Cane here to make a rat splat joke but found my job. Used to work in a poncey gin/craft beer bar so I'll man that. You can have your private meetings there. In the cab/storecuoboard/under the bar.

Is there a fan in there

I'll try to get a windmill going for you."

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Looking for four other fellas to wrap a £20 note round their knob, for the hoopla, it’s an easy job you just have to lie there and think happy thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll provide the glory hole "

You're gonna be busy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Has anyone went for face painting yet? I could make you all into lovely animals "

Fab idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you got a ice cream seller yet??

Has to be naked ice cream seller though

I agree "

Done ...

What flavours are we having

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I be the dangerously cool guy who spins the waltzers.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wet t-shirt contest? I'll be over here with the hose...

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll be punch, who’s going to be my Judy.

That’s the way to do it.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Can I be the dangerously cool guy who spins the waltzers. "

“Scream if you like anal” or something like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I be the dangerously cool guy who spins the waltzers. "

Yes, but spin the ones who scream faster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wet t-shirt contest? I'll be over here with the hose... "

I knew you'd be helpful!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London

I'll sort out the live music stage if you like?

All Fab musicians, make yourselves known!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ivd not read the full thread.. I'd like to organise events.. so maybe I can learn from you OP? If both positions aren't already taken..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll sort out the live music stage if you like?

All Fab musicians, make yourselves known!"

Ooooooohh fabulous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"ivd not read the full thread.. I'd like to organise events.. so maybe I can learn from you OP? If both positions aren't already taken.."

I've a spot for you GK

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sort out the live music stage if you like?

All Fab musicians, make yourselves known!"

I can play the glockenspiel with my penis

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By *antheman42Man  over a year ago

PURFLEET


"I'm on the lucky dip

Sex toys for prizes?"

100 %

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sort out the live music stage if you like?

All Fab musicians, make yourselves known!"

Was gonna suggest I bring my P.A and turntables. Everyone who wants to have a spin can. Also got mic stands etc....

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I'll sort out the live music stage if you like?

All Fab musicians, make yourselves known!"

We have at least two double-acts prepared but only one is musical.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I be the kiss-a-gram stall?

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"Can we run a naturist bouncy castle? We can have foam hour too. Over-18s only.

Absofuckinglutely! "

We'll need somebody to test it with before the event. These would obviously need to be people that don't mind being bumped into.

Would you have time to help us? Or should we seek other volunteers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bbq stall for us. With bbq ribs,bbq pulled pork as special with the normal bbq stuff that's what we do best. Lol

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London


"I'll sort out the live music stage if you like?

All Fab musicians, make yourselves known!

I can play the glockenspiel with my penis "

Well that's rhe first half hour filled

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London


"I'll sort out the live music stage if you like?

All Fab musicians, make yourselves known!

Was gonna suggest I bring my P.A and turntables. Everyone who wants to have a spin can. Also got mic stands etc....

"

Perfect. Post-fete party DJ? Aftershow, done!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you got a ice cream seller yet??

Has to be naked ice cream seller though

I agree

Done ...

What flavours are we having"

Toffee and bubblegum for me oh and raspberry ripple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ivd not read the full thread.. I'd like to organise events.. so maybe I can learn from you OP? If both positions aren't already taken..

I've a spot for you GK "

Ooooh do tell

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish

As this is going to be a Fab fete - will we have glory holes hidden in a corner?

If so I’ll oversee those!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I be the kiss-a-gram stall? "

All those creepy messagers.. can now pay for a kiss I hope your prices make it worth it for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I be the kiss-a-gram stall?

All those creepy messagers.. can now pay for a kiss I hope your prices make it worth it for yourself "

Fuck the messages, I’m just in it for the snog-fest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I actually wish this was happening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just don’t put me any where near sweets. There won’t be enough for me and every one else

You can help me keep everyone in check...I hear you're handy with a crop? "

Oh I’ve been told I’m pretty good with one as well

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ll run the dunking pool... throw a ball at the target and watch your victim fall, returning to the surface drenched but damn sexy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can do the mentalist show

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I actually wish this was happening "

Maybe we should arrange one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tug-o-war??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I actually wish this was happening

Maybe we should arrange one!"

Where would it be held?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tug-o-war?? "

On your penis?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I've decided we all need something fun to boost morale, so I'm organising a summer fete.

I need volunteers to look after various stalls, make decorations, catering etc....

Pitch your ideas here!

I'll also need a couple of general assistants to help me with the general running of the event

"

I'll sponsor your event

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I actually wish this was happening

Maybe we should arrange one!

Where would it be held? "

Jaydees if they'd let us

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By *azakerleyLadMan  over a year ago

fazakerley


"Can we run a naturist bouncy castle? We can have foam hour too. Over-18s only."

That's the best idea yet

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Have you got a ice cream seller yet??

Has to be naked ice cream seller though

I agree

Done ...

What flavours are we having

Toffee and bubblegum for me oh and raspberry ripple"

But with names like 'Scoffee', 'Bubblebum' and 'Raspberry Nipple'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tug-o-war??

On your penis?"

Yes, that's the plan

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Candy floss and face painting, not at the same time it would get a bit sticky.

I'm also pretty good at making and selling cakes and raffle tickets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any one wonna offer them self up for the raffle?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im nobodys joey "

You tell them lol

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