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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

not turn your laptop on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id have to be pronounced dead.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not turn your laptop on?

Dead .... or bad migraine ... but usually dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dead is pretty extreme

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

I would have to be in bed ill as my computer is a desk top.

And for me to be in bed ill, I have to be dying.

Last time was tonsilitis 4 years ago

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

If I had bad leprosy in my hands I wouldn't, just in case my hands fell off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I had bad leprosy in my hands I wouldn't, just in case my hands fell off."

You wouldn't try to type with your cock?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"If I had bad leprosy in my hands I wouldn't, just in case my hands fell off.

You wouldn't try to type with your cock?

Noooo my cock might catch bad leprosy off the keyboard and fall off!

I could go on wank cam in Canada room I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I had bad leprosy in my hands I wouldn't, just in case my hands fell off.

You wouldn't try to type with your cock?

Noooo my cock might catch bad leprosy off the keyboard and fall off!

I could go on wank cam in Canada room I suppose."

I have terrible visions of you trying to sort your cock out with your feet now.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"If I had bad leprosy in my hands I wouldn't, just in case my hands fell off.

You wouldn't try to type with your cock?

Noooo my cock might catch bad leprosy off the keyboard and fall off!

I could go on wank cam in Canada room I suppose.

I have terrible visions of you trying to sort your cock out with your feet now.

Lord! Now I have. It's not a cool look.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id have to be pronounced dead......."

same here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't turn it on if all ya fingers are broke. That's pretty ill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I had bad leprosy in my hands I wouldn't, just in case my hands fell off.

You wouldn't try to type with your cock?

Noooo my cock might catch bad leprosy off the keyboard and fall off!

I could go on wank cam in Canada room I suppose."

The Beatles sang about that y'know.. lemme see if I can remember the song..

Leprosy... all these bits keep falling off of me,

I'm only half the man I used to be..

Sommat like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not very for me I find looking at a screen when I am not well doesn't help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pmsl love it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Proper flu, as in bone and muscle aches and pains, shivering even when wearing loads of layers and under a thick duvet.

Luckily, touch wood, that does not happen very often.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman flu wouldnt stop me...;-)

Real flu would...

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I dont have to be ill to stay away from the net, sometimes im really just not in the mood to put the effort in

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Some days i cant be bothered. I logged on this morning for 5 minutes and this is the first time since then.

Most days im here if im not out, instead of sitting watching whats on television im usually on here. Plus i live alone. When jay is here like today i only pop on and off

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Mental.

Like they have in ciggies or chewing gum.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Some days i cant be bothered. I logged on this morning for 5 minutes and this is the first time since then.

Most days im here if im not out, instead of sitting watching whats on television im usually on here. Plus i live alone. When jay is here like today i only pop on and off"

Lucky Jay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id have to be pronounced dead......."

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