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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm having a Mojito. You?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Espresso Martini please Spanky

And one for the next lady who posts...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Espresso Martini please Spanky

And one for the next lady who posts... "

Cheers Girty

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

Gin gin and more gin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Porn star Martini please topped with Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohh can I have the same as Nora please x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohh can I have the same as Nora please x"

Make that 3 please

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Sailor Jerry and ginger ale please. Stick a cocktail umbrella in it if it isn’t cocktaily enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Getting crowded in here. I should take on more staff.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dark and stormy please

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

It's been a hell of a night at work tonight, it's all gone down. I finish in just under an hour and I'll be straight round. Mines the largest Long Island Ice Tea you can make.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oh my god.....on a school night?? Fuck it, yes I'll have a g&t please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A glass of your best Malbec please. Got to get into training...

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Happy New House

Pink gin and fancy tonic please xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god.....on a school night?? Fuck it, yes I'll have a g&t please "

Cocktail bars are kid free. They are all in the park drinking White Lightning and Scrumpy Jack's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/07/19 22:08:12]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spiced rum and please barkeep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spiced rum and please barkeep"

fml... rum and brown sugary fizzy drink that outsells Pepsi please barkeep.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Highland Park please, no ice.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

I'll have a Stella cold please spanky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vodka and please. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers "

Coming up right up just for being secure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure"

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages..."

Same here crap service

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

Same here crap service "

Shall we help ourselves to doubles?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

Same here crap service

Shall we help ourselves to doubles? "

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages..."

Sorry. Thought it was mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

Sorry. Thought it was mine "

Scarlet, let’s beat up this thief first. I’m in a bit of a rough mood tonight as I haven’t had a drink...

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By *aughtylamaMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Any ladies on here genuinely interested in trying phone sex?? xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

Sorry. Thought it was mine

Scarlet, let’s beat up this thief first. I’m in a bit of a rough mood tonight as I haven’t had a drink..."

Jesus I've been on Stella what more can I say

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Any ladies on here genuinely interested in trying phone sex?? xx"

Over to you incandescent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter

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By *aughtylamaMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Any ladies on here genuinely interested in trying phone sex?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

Same here crap service

Shall we help ourselves to doubles? "

I got ignored.. screw this bar.. I'm off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

Same here crap service

Shall we help ourselves to doubles?

I got ignored.. screw this bar.. I'm off!"

Just can't get the service!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Squirt and my own spunk cocktail please!!!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

Same here crap service

Shall we help ourselves to doubles?

I got ignored.. screw this bar.. I'm off!

Just can't get the service!

"

I've smuggled my own in. Good job

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Squirt and my own spunk cocktail please!!!"

You just made it yourself

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By *aughtylamaMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Any ladies on here genuinely interested in trying phone sex?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Squirt and my own spunk cocktail please!!!

You just made it yourself "

Haha...I had to lower the tone didn't I !

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By *aughtylamaMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Any ladies genuinely interested in phone sex? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any ladies on here genuinely interested in trying phone sex?? xx"

This is probably the wrong thread, try the meet/introductions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages..."

I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Squirt and my own spunk cocktail please!!!

You just made it yourself

Haha...I had to lower the tone didn't I !"

Of course you did

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito."

Do you need a barmaid

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any ladies genuinely interested in phone sex? xx"

Your barred

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.

Do you need a barmaid "

Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.

Do you need a barmaid

Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired"

Well I naked at the minute does thay help

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hiya

Could I have sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.

Do you need a barmaid

Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired

Well I naked at the minute does thay help "

The price of drinks here just went up.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Hiya

Could I have sex on the beach please "

Of course you can my love. Your in a Yorkshire bar now. Straw with that

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.

Do you need a barmaid

Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired

Well I naked at the minute does thay help

The price of drinks here just went up."

I want double pay then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

Same here crap service

Shall we help ourselves to doubles?

I got ignored.. screw this bar.. I'm off!"

Didn't I say I'm a crap bar man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.

Do you need a barmaid

Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired

Well I naked at the minute does thay help

The price of drinks here just went up.

I want double pay then "

Your fired

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Highland Park please, no ice. "

It would have evaporated by the time I get it!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Vodka and please. Cheers

Coming up right up just for being secure

Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...

I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.

Do you need a barmaid

Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired

Well I naked at the minute does thay help

The price of drinks here just went up.

I want double pay then

Your fired "

Shhh your dying here. I'm taking control

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Hiya

Could I have sex on the beach please

Of course you can my love. Your in a Yorkshire bar now. Straw with that "

Oh yes please. So anyone for a dance..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Highland Park please, no ice.

It would have evaporated by the time I get it!"

One straight up

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Hiya

Could I have sex on the beach please

Of course you can my love. Your in a Yorkshire bar now. Straw with that

Oh yes please. So anyone for a dance.. "

Need a dj maybe spanky can do that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any ladies on here genuinely interested in trying phone sex?? xx

Over to you incandescent "

Wtf? I go out for a snog behind the sheds and you’re selling me for telephone sex???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter "

Where’s mine? Have you d*unk it again.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Highland Park please, no ice. "

Colliers Wood

Go join the Mornington Cresent thread.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Any ladies on here genuinely interested in trying phone sex?? xx

Over to you incandescent

Wtf? I go out for a snog behind the sheds and you’re selling me for telephone sex??? "

Just thought you could handle him better. Your the new security

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter

Where’s mine? Have you d*unk it again....."

Coming right up. Better late than never

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter

Where’s mine? Have you d*unk it again....."

Coming right up darling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pornstar martini please

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Just pass me the keg of beer from behind the bar and a few straws.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At bloody last

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pornstar martini please "

Do you want cum with that?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Pornstar martini please "

Oh great choice. Would you like a straw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pornstar martini please

Oh great choice. Would you like a straw "

Two please

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Pornstar martini please

Do you want cum with that?"

You being a barman now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter

Where’s mine? Have you d*unk it again....."

NO! I wouldn't dare. Im not a squealer but I think Scarlet has had a FEW tomany

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Pornstar martini please

Oh great choice. Would you like a straw

Two please "

Certainly my love

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter

Where’s mine? Have you d*unk it again.....

NO! I wouldn't dare. Im not a squealer but I think Scarlet has had a FEW tomany "

Scarlet is ok for now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone for me to beat up yet Scar?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pornstar martini please

Do you want cum with that?"

Well if the barman is up to my taste why the hell not..hahah

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Pornstar martini please

Do you want cum with that?"

We need to talk about your people skills

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Sex on the beach please "

Orite cocker straight up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Highland Park please, no ice.

Eets

It would have evaporated by the time I get it!

One straight up "

Cheers.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Anyone for me to beat up yet Scar?"

Just patrol the joint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone for me to beat up yet Scar?

Just patrol the joint "

On it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Highland Park please, no ice.

Eets

It would have evaporated by the time I get it!

One straight up

Cheers. "

Enjoy duck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sex on the beach please

Orite cocker straight up "

Cheers bar keep xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Sex on the beach please

Orite cocker straight up

Cheers bar keep xx"

No probs lamp chop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sex on the beach please

Orite cocker straight up

Cheers bar keep xx

No probs lamp chop "

Leaves a large tip and phone number

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Sex on the beach please

Orite cocker straight up

Cheers bar keep xx

No probs lamp chop

Leaves a large tip and phone number"

Such a lovely customer cum again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Highland Park please, no ice.

Eets

It would have evaporated by the time I get it!

One straight up

Cheers.

Enjoy duck "

Thank you, have one yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m still waiting

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Highland Park please, no ice.

Eets

It would have evaporated by the time I get it!

One straight up

Cheers.

Enjoy duck

Thank you, have one yourself. "

Thanks chuck I'll have a Stella

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"I’m still waiting "

What would you like butterfly

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