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Welcome to Spankys cocktail bar.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my god.....on a school night?? Fuck it, yes I'll have a g&t please "
Cocktail bars are kid free. They are all in the park drinking White Lightning and Scrumpy Jack's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
Same here crap service "
Shall we help ourselves to doubles?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
Sorry. Thought it was mine "
Scarlet, let’s beat up this thief first. I’m in a bit of a rough mood tonight as I haven’t had a drink... |
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
Sorry. Thought it was mine
Scarlet, let’s beat up this thief first. I’m in a bit of a rough mood tonight as I haven’t had a drink..."
Jesus I've been on Stella what more can I say  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
Same here crap service
Shall we help ourselves to doubles? "
I got ignored.. screw this bar.. I'm off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
Same here crap service
Shall we help ourselves to doubles?
I got ignored.. screw this bar.. I'm off!"
Just can't get the service!
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
Same here crap service
Shall we help ourselves to doubles?
I got ignored.. screw this bar.. I'm off!
Just can't get the service!
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I've smuggled my own in. Good job  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages..."
I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.
Do you need a barmaid "
Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired |
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.
Do you need a barmaid
Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired"
Well I naked at the minute does thay help  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.
Do you need a barmaid
Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired
Well I naked at the minute does thay help "
The price of drinks here just went up. |
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.
Do you need a barmaid
Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired
Well I naked at the minute does thay help
The price of drinks here just went up."
I want double pay then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
Same here crap service
Shall we help ourselves to doubles?
I got ignored.. screw this bar.. I'm off!"
Didn't I say I'm a crap bar man? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.
Do you need a barmaid
Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired
Well I naked at the minute does thay help
The price of drinks here just went up.
I want double pay then "
Your fired  |
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"Vodka and please. Cheers
Coming up right up just for being secure
Oi, where’s my drink? Been waiting ages...
I can only do a White Russian and a Mojito.
Do you need a barmaid
Wear a low cut top and no knickers and your hired
Well I naked at the minute does thay help
The price of drinks here just went up.
I want double pay then
Your fired "
Shhh your dying here. I'm taking control  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any ladies on here genuinely interested in trying phone sex?? xx
Over to you incandescent "
Wtf? I go out for a snog behind the sheds and you’re selling me for telephone sex??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter "
Where’s mine? Have you d*unk it again..... |
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"Any ladies on here genuinely interested in trying phone sex?? xx
Over to you incandescent
Wtf? I go out for a snog behind the sheds and you’re selling me for telephone sex??? "
Just thought you could handle him better. Your the new security  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter
Where’s mine? Have you d*unk it again....."
Coming right up. Better late than never |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter
Where’s mine? Have you d*unk it again....."
NO! I wouldn't dare. Im not a squealer but I think Scarlet has had a FEW tomany  |
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"Please don't hurt me. Here let me get you both a Malbec and Stella, shall we sit down in the corner where's it's a bit quieter
Where’s mine? Have you d*unk it again.....
NO! I wouldn't dare. Im not a squealer but I think Scarlet has had a FEW tomany "
Scarlet is ok for now  |
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