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over a year ago
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"My neighbour is outside singing “matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs”
I wouldn’t mind but she lives over a mile away across the bloody fields"
My neighbours grandkids are what spoils my days off for me. So fucking loud. You'd think there were an army of them, nope. 4.
Then there's the girl across the back of the garden who sings and sings and sings. Anything and everything until really late some nights. I want to pelt her with water bombs
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"I went for a hike earlier and got eaten alive by insects, atm that's my only gripe about the good weather 
Karma soap from lush is your friend (lemon grass oil is your friend)"
Noted and thank you for the advice  |
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"I went for a hike earlier and got eaten alive by insects, atm that's my only gripe about the good weather
Karma soap from lush is your friend (lemon grass oil is your friend)
Noted and thank you for the advice "
Closely related to citronella, repels quite a few different types of insects and you smell, well, lush |
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"My neighbour is outside singing “matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs”
I wouldn’t mind but she lives over a mile away across the bloody fields
My neighbours grandkids are what spoils my days off for me. So fucking loud. You'd think there were an army of them, nope. 4.
Then there's the girl across the back of the garden who sings and sings and sings. Anything and everything until really late some nights. I want to pelt her with water bombs
P"
You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My neighbour is outside singing “matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs”
I wouldn’t mind but she lives over a mile away across the bloody fields
My neighbours grandkids are what spoils my days off for me. So fucking loud. You'd think there were an army of them, nope. 4.
Then there's the girl across the back of the garden who sings and sings and sings. Anything and everything until really late some nights. I want to pelt her with water bombs
P
You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah "
Dibsy the rifle after Leah
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"My neighbour is outside singing “matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs”
I wouldn’t mind but she lives over a mile away across the bloody fields
My neighbours grandkids are what spoils my days off for me. So fucking loud. You'd think there were an army of them, nope. 4.
Then there's the girl across the back of the garden who sings and sings and sings. Anything and everything until really late some nights. I want to pelt her with water bombs
P
You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah
Dibsy the rifle after Leah
P"
I'll pass it on to you next but it will be empty so hope you have plenty of ammo lol |
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You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah
Dibsy the rifle after Leah
PI'll pass it on to you next but it will be empty so hope you have plenty of ammo lol "
Plenty of ammo Leah, I stocked up, it’s tourist season. |
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You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah
Dibsy the rifle after Leah
PI'll pass it on to you next but it will be empty so hope you have plenty of ammo lol
Plenty of ammo Leah, I stocked up, it’s tourist season. "
haha don't you call the tourists grottles down there ? |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
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"I went for a hike earlier and got eaten alive by insects, atm that's my only gripe about the good weather
Karma soap from lush is your friend (lemon grass oil is your friend)"
As is marmite x |
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You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah
Dibsy the rifle after Leah
PI'll pass it on to you next but it will be empty so hope you have plenty of ammo lol
Plenty of ammo Leah, I stocked up, it’s tourist season. haha don't you call the tourists grottles down there ? "
Grockles but I quite like your term. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it. |
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"I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it."
 . I need you for a neighbour, you can sing whatever you want and I am saddling up the noble steed |
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"I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it."
Wanna trade houses with the family of devil-children I have to live next door to? They definitely haven't virtually destroyed the house, I promise....  |
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"I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it.
Wanna trade houses with the family of devil-children I have to live next door to? They definitely haven't virtually destroyed the house, I promise.... "
Oh that must be bad. This heat and lots of hyperactive snot sprogs. My sympathies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love this weather but storms later here with us, you’ll be pleased to hear 
Going to give my neighbour a copper lined sunhat. Be right back. "
Made me laugh, they can’t be that bad at singing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I may be classed as miserable but I dislike it when it’s like this. It brings all the bellends out. The idiots driving around with their windows down and crap music blaring out, all the neighbours seemingly spending 16 hours a day doing gardening, the roads are all busy at weekends as soon as there’s a hint of sun and so much more
Despite that, I do kind of enjoy it. Though I’d much rather the temp was low to mid 20s, that’s pretty much spot on. |
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"I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it.
Wanna trade houses with the family of devil-children I have to live next door to? They definitely haven't virtually destroyed the house, I promise....
Oh that must be bad. This heat and lots of hyperactive snot sprogs. My sympathies "
I'm just grateful they haven't set fire to my fence this summer.
So far... |
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