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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The European countries kiss on each cheek.
The Japanese bow
The Eskimo’s rub noses
Dog’s sniff each other’s arses.
What do you think should be the universal swingers greeting? An elaborate hand gesture and fist pump or maybe a little joint frotting?
Let’s hear what you think.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kiss on the cheek think that maybe my italian coming out. 
A kiss on the bum cheek is that?  "
This is a good one, yes I think the lady should drop her trollies and the gentleman give her ass cheek and nice big smacker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kiss on the cheek think that maybe my italian coming out.
A kiss on the bum cheek is that?
Always breaks the ice  "
And what a cracking arse to be planting a kiss on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kiss on the cheek think that maybe my italian coming out.
A kiss on the bum cheek is that?
Always breaks the ice
And what a cracking arse to be planting a kiss on "
Would it be a European double bum cheek kiss or the more conventional single peck on a singular arse cheek? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kiss on the cheek think that maybe my italian coming out.
A kiss on the bum cheek is that?
Always breaks the ice
And what a cracking arse to be planting a kiss on
Would it be a European double bum cheek kiss or the more conventional single peck on a singular arse cheek?"
Oh would definitely be more of the European double bum cheek kiss, followed by a cheeky little bum squeeze |
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Don't we need something a little more discreet? Like the Masons have their hand shake.
We can't have women dropping their keks to everybody they meet just to see if they are a swinger. What if they're not? It's simply not practical. |
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"Don't we need something a little more discreet? Like the Masons have their hand shake.
We can't have women dropping their keks to everybody they meet just to see if they are a swinger. What if they're not? It's simply not practical."
If a lady doesn’t drop her keks then she can’t be a swinger can she?  |
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"Don't we need something a little more discreet? Like the Masons have their hand shake.
We can't have women dropping their keks to everybody they meet just to see if they are a swinger. What if they're not? It's simply not practical.
If a lady doesn’t drop her keks then she can’t be a swinger can she? "
Not with every person she meets!  |
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over a year ago
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"A friend dared me to go up to a girl I wanted to fuck, smack their arse then run my finger up their spine.
So I did it to her. High risk/high reward.
That could be a good greeting."
I’m erect just thinking about that  |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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"A friend dared me to go up to a girl I wanted to fuck, smack their arse then run my finger up their spine.
So I did it to her. High risk/high reward.
That could be a good greeting.
I’m erect just thinking about that "
Worked a treat mate, would love to try it again, but, you know... Sexual assault. Unless you're sure the recipient would appreciate it, it's best left. |
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