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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Champion of england i heard

Cheeky cunt stole it from me grrrrr

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

We’ll be at war with Iran by tomorrow

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"We’ll be at war with Iran by tomorrow "

Iraq ... get the country wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We will be talking American by Friday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He couldn't lead a cart horse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We will be talking American by Friday "

Geez man, it's happening already... Have a nice day, Y'all!

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By *evil_u_knowMan  over a year ago

city

The only way to be the champion of england is to be the scourge of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Is he our PM now?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Is he our PM now?"

Not til tomorrow

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Ahh ffs! I guess divine intervention would be asking too much.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He can do one. We're doomed I tell you. DOOMED!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It wont be boring though that's for sure

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Could be worse ...

Could be Corbyn

*monkey ducks behind sofa cushions at the ready*

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By *edmark07Man  over a year ago

liverpool

This seriously scares me. I truly despair

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

On the plus side him and trump speak similar and trump respects him could bag us a good deal with the states

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Could be worse ...

Could be Corbyn

*monkey ducks behind sofa cushions at the ready* "

Why hide . You're right

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Could be worse ...

Could be Corbyn

*monkey ducks behind sofa cushions at the ready* "

it will never be that turnip

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Could be worse ...

Could be Corbyn

*monkey ducks behind sofa cushions at the ready* it will never be that turnip "

That's harsh ... on turnips

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"It wont be boring though that's for sure "

Sometimes boring is good. Imagine if your holiday flight “wasn’t boring”

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Could be worse ...

Could be Corbyn

*monkey ducks behind sofa cushions at the ready* "

Whoever it is, things are fucked in different ways. This is why generally did didn't really matter who won the torie race, you are always wishing for the lesser of two evils.

Boris will fuck things up one way. Somebody else would have fucked it up another way.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It wont be boring though that's for sure

Sometimes boring is good. Imagine if your holiday flight “wasn’t boring” "

Completely irrelevant point but ok

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By *evil_u_knowMan  over a year ago

city


"On the plus side him and trump speak similar and trump respects him could bag us a good deal with the states"

No, Trump has already said that no backstop will mean no deal with the US. They want to protect the GFA, as they view it as their agreement that Ireland and the UK signed.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"On the plus side him and trump speak similar and trump respects him could bag us a good deal with the states

No, Trump has already said that no backstop will mean no deal with the US. They want to protect the GFA, as they view it as their agreement that Ireland and the UK signed."

After all ... the US respects all signed agreements

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Could be worse ...

Could be Corbyn

*monkey ducks behind sofa cushions at the ready* it will never be that turnip

That's harsh ... on turnips "

lets just see how good he is shouting at a man istead of poor Teresa

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By *uicylucy19Woman  over a year ago

maidstone

The next general election will be interesting...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ffs at least give him a chance before everyone slags him off.

Hes not even into office yet and the hatred is unreal .

How about giving him a chance , if he fucks up then by all means we can moan!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ffs at least give him a chance before everyone slags him off.

Hes not even into office yet and the hatred is unreal .

How about giving him a chance , if he fucks up then by all means we can moan!!"

i liked him on have i got news for you

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By *ent and bratCouple  over a year ago

here there everywhere

Boris is dangerous.

He admitted only the other day he didnt fully understand the backstop and then said but we will break it if its what we want and to move us along

The yanks wont allow the GFA to be broken. Far to many republicans claim irish ancestry for trump to allow it happen amd upset his own voters

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ffs at least give him a chance before everyone slags him off.

Hes not even into office yet and the hatred is unreal .

How about giving him a chance , if he fucks up then by all means we can moan!!"

I actually like the guy...

He wasn't a bad London mayor after all ... despite the naysayers when he started

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boris the cunt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ffs at least give him a chance before everyone slags him off.

Hes not even into office yet and the hatred is unreal .

How about giving him a chance , if he fucks up then by all means we can moan!!i liked him on have i got news for you "

Didnt see it I'm afraid

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Boris the cunt "
Very informative comment . Thanks for your contribution

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By *edmark07Man  over a year ago

liverpool


"Ffs at least give him a chance before everyone slags him off.

Hes not even into office yet and the hatred is unreal .

How about giving him a chance , if he fucks up then by all means we can moan!!"

The man has been proven to lie and make stuff up. If he gets his way 8 yr olds will be back up chimneys. He's Rees mogs fall guy.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple  over a year ago

west london

The end is nigh.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m scared

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ffs at least give him a chance before everyone slags him off.

Hes not even into office yet and the hatred is unreal .

How about giving him a chance , if he fucks up then by all means we can moan!!

The man has been proven to lie and make stuff up. If he gets his way 8 yr olds will be back up chimneys. He's Rees mogs fall guy. "

A politician who lies and makes things up??

Who knew????

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By *ara JTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol East

Fasten your seatbelts. If you thought the last administration was up to its neck in shit of it's own making . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This is as bad as the brexit shit there will be no major impact to any of us people just fear a different approach

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

The nice thing about living in Devon & Cornwall is we are politically irrelevant. One day we are going to peer over the wall and say “wtf!! We leave you alone for 5 minutes”

but first we are going to drink some rough cider, run around on the beach and spend days stuck behind caravans, we will rise up, dreckly, but we are eating pasties first, try not to break anything

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London

He referred to himself as a 'dude' in his acceptance speech.

Dear lord.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"He referred to himself as a 'dude' in his acceptance speech.

Dear lord. "

This shit just got real. We’re building a wall and Swindon are paying for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He referred to himself as a 'dude' in his acceptance speech.

Dear lord. "

what you want

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By *edmark07Man  over a year ago

liverpool


"He referred to himself as a 'dude' in his acceptance speech.

Dear lord. "

Down with the kids. If they went to eton and Oxford and where in the Bullingdon club

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London


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This shit just got real. We’re building a wall and Swindon are paying for it"

Time for me to embrace my SW roots and head back to your side of the border wall

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"

This shit just got real. We’re building a wall and Swindon are paying for it

Time for me to embrace my SW roots and head back to your side of the border wall"

We’re body searching at the border now, sorry, rules is rules, just so you know.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London


"

This shit just got real. We’re building a wall and Swindon are paying for it

Time for me to embrace my SW roots and head back to your side of the border wall

We’re body searching at the border now, sorry, rules is rules, just so you know. "

Can I bribe the guards with cream teas and pasties?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"

This shit just got real. We’re building a wall and Swindon are paying for it

Time for me to embrace my SW roots and head back to your side of the border wall

We’re body searching at the border now, sorry, rules is rules, just so you know.

Can I bribe the guards with cream teas and pasties?"

We’ve got loads of them... no webbed feet, no entry, them’s the rules!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London


"

Can I bribe the guards with cream teas and pasties?

We’ve got loads of them... no webbed feet, no entry, them’s the rules! "

I'm half Devonshire, half Cornish...so I'll be fine then

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"

Can I bribe the guards with cream teas and pasties?

We’ve got loads of them... no webbed feet, no entry, them’s the rules!

I'm half Devonshire, half Cornish...so I'll be fine then "

Welcome home, please collect your xenophobia and 6 fingered gloves at the gate and ignore the stack of burning caravans on your right

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London


"

Welcome home, please collect your xenophobia and 6 fingered gloves at the gate and ignore the stack of burning caravans on your right"

Ah, it smells good to be home...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"The nice thing about living in Devon & Cornwall is we are politically irrelevant. One day we are going to peer over the wall and say “wtf!! We leave you alone for 5 minutes”

but first we are going to drink some rough cider, run around on the beach and spend days stuck behind caravans, we will rise up, dreckly, but we are eating pasties first, try not to break anything "

Problem is ... between you ... you can't agree which is the correct way to have a cream tea ...

I mean ... the cornish are right ... jam first then cream (clotted)

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"The nice thing about living in Devon & Cornwall is we are politically irrelevant. One day we are going to peer over the wall and say “wtf!! We leave you alone for 5 minutes”

but first we are going to drink some rough cider, run around on the beach and spend days stuck behind caravans, we will rise up, dreckly, but we are eating pasties first, try not to break anything

Problem is ... between you ... you can't agree which is the correct way to have a cream tea ...

I mean ... the cornish are right ... jam first then cream (clotted)"

Actually there is a third way which makes everyone right. Lay out the scones, cream and jam on a plate, get shit-faced on rough cider and the smash your face into the plate when you nod off, wake up: perfect cream tea.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"The nice thing about living in Devon & Cornwall is we are politically irrelevant. One day we are going to peer over the wall and say “wtf!! We leave you alone for 5 minutes”

but first we are going to drink some rough cider, run around on the beach and spend days stuck behind caravans, we will rise up, dreckly, but we are eating pasties first, try not to break anything

Problem is ... between you ... you can't agree which is the correct way to have a cream tea ...

I mean ... the cornish are right ... jam first then cream (clotted)

Actually there is a third way which makes everyone right. Lay out the scones, cream and jam on a plate, get shit-faced on rough cider and the smash your face into the plate when you nod off, wake up: perfect cream tea. "

Rough cider seems to be the common theme... although I could be wrong

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London


"

Problem is ... between you ... you can't agree which is the correct way to have a cream tea ...

I mean ... the cornish are right ... jam first then cream (clotted)"

Nooooo!

Cream teas were invented in Tavistock, when monks in the 12th century would stand outside the Abbey handing out small rounds of sweetened bread with jam to passing travellers. Cream came after.

Tavistock is in Devon, so the Devon way - cream then jam - is right.

I couldn't give a shit about politics but this I will argue till the day I die! (And don't get me started on pasties)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"

Problem is ... between you ... you can't agree which is the correct way to have a cream tea ...

I mean ... the cornish are right ... jam first then cream (clotted)

Nooooo!

Cream teas were invented in Tavistock, when monks in the 12th century would stand outside the Abbey handing out small rounds of sweetened bread with jam to passing travellers. Cream came after.

Tavistock is in Devon, so the Devon way - cream then jam - is right.

I couldn't give a shit about politics but this I will argue till the day I die! (And don't get me started on pasties)"

If cream came after ... then it goes on top of the jam ... as thr addition to the original scone and jam ... job done ... this political resolution is easy .. Vote Monkey!!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"

Problem is ... between you ... you can't agree which is the correct way to have a cream tea ...

I mean ... the cornish are right ... jam first then cream (clotted)

Nooooo!

Cream teas were invented in Tavistock, when monks in the 12th century would stand outside the Abbey handing out small rounds of sweetened bread with jam to passing travellers. Cream came after.

Tavistock is in Devon, so the Devon way - cream then jam - is right.

I couldn't give a shit about politics but this I will argue till the day I die! (And don't get me started on pasties)"

You go girl!! I live but a stones throw from that fair town. As Henry VIII said “if it’s raining anywhere in my kingdom, it’s raining in Tavistock”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's a right covfefe.

Congrats on being pm of United Kingston Borid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I never thought I would ever say this but

Independence for Wales

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By *wo4FemCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham

Best man for the job. Go Boris.

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boris. needs to get, Nigel. Farage. into his cabinet?

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The man is a lying idiot who should'nt be anywhere near Parliament

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is as bad as the brexit shit there will be no major impact to any of us people just fear a different approach "
we've not even achieved Brexit yet so how can you say it'll have no impact?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The man is a lying idiot who should'nt be anywhere near Parliament"

Aren't all politicians?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quick call Fluck and Law... we need Spitting Image back...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is as bad as the brexit shit there will be no major impact to any of us people just fear a different approach we've not even achieved Brexit yet so how can you say it'll have no impact? "
politics stuff never does until war times

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

And to think, we laughed when Trump was voted in /facedesk

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan  over a year ago

here

he's a dude

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"The man is a lying idiot who should'nt be anywhere near Parliament

Aren't all politicians?"

True

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By *ondonFreakMan  over a year ago

London


"And to think, we laughed when Trump was voted in /facedesk"

Indeed.. What next? Brendan O'Carroll as the Irish head of state?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On one hand I worry what the world is coming to when the likes of Boris and Trump get into power, on the other hand, arse holes in power are a bit like the nuclear deterrent. If one country has one, we all want one.

I'd be confident that Boris and Trump have already got some kind of verbal deal going off the record and will have certainly got some kind of theory on the Irish backstop. However if we leave without a deal then the Irish border will be a problem for the EU and the Irish Republic to sort out. Given the difficulty we have had with it, maybe passing the problem to them is a good thing, let them come to us looking for a solution rather than us pleading with them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sneaky fucking Russians

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"We will be talking American by Friday "

Gee Buddy you sure bout that ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sneaky fucking Russians "

I zee you vizout your caloze on... I am in ze cup boart!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sneaky fucking Russians "

I'm waiting for either Jeremy Corbyn or Jeremy C...Hunt to claim it was rigged by the Russians.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

We're all doomed as someone else said and it's tbe end of civilization as we know it.... Let's all get down and dirty until the world ends xx

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By *V-AliceTV/TS  over a year ago

Ayr

If you think Boris is bad - and he is - just wait until he's given top cabinet posts to intellectual lightweights and proto-fascists like Patel, McVey and Raab.

Boris likes other people to do the hard work for him - but the best Tories available won't work for him. All that's left comes from the very bottom of the barrel.

Things are going to get really bad.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you think Boris is bad - and he is - just wait until he's given top cabinet posts to intellectual lightweights and proto-fascists like Patel, McVey and Raab.

Boris likes other people to do the hard work for him - but the best Tories available won't work for him. All that's left comes from the very bottom of the barrel.

Things are going to get really bad."

Well ...

you're up to 2 out of 3 already

... and there's time yet!

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By *V-AliceTV/TS  over a year ago

Ayr


"Well ...

you're up to 2 out of 3 already

... and there's time yet!"

How I wish I wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could be worse ...

Could be Corbyn

*monkey ducks behind sofa cushions at the ready* "

Couldn’t agree more my worse nightmare would be J fuckwit Corbyn in charge

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By *htcMan  over a year ago

MK

Looks like a strong remainer thread here.

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