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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not well and Dotty is at home. I need tea, sympathy and someone to entertain me as I appear to have completed Netflix.
I'm accepting applications and auditioning interested parties now.
Tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.
My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.
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Nooooooo!
Maybe we could share a nurse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.
My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.
P
I can add you to my rounds?  "
Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.
P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If Dotty is at home, why do you need a nurse 
She's at her home, not mine. She lives 300 miles away.
Ahhh...in that case I’ll make you dinner  "
Ah thanks!
What's on the menu? |
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"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.
My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.
P
I can add you to my rounds?
Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.
P"
Certainly, can fit those in the basket on my "Call the Midwife" type bike
What toppings? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.
My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.
P
I can add you to my rounds?
Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.
P
Certainly, can fit those in the basket on my "Call the Midwife" type bike
What toppings?"
Nothing too salty, my gag reflex is in overdrive today and that's something that sends it wild. Think it reminds me of being a kid and having to rinse my mouth out with warm salt water 
You think germoline may help a corny thing?
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"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.
My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.
P
I can add you to my rounds?
Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.
P
Certainly, can fit those in the basket on my "Call the Midwife" type bike
What toppings?
Nothing too salty, my gag reflex is in overdrive today and that's something that sends it wild. Think it reminds me of being a kid and having to rinse my mouth out with warm salt water
You think germoline may help a corny thing?
P"
Ooh not sure...try soaking feet in bucket of warm salt water...just don't gargle with it afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can lend you Ash, he's been brilliant at looking after me today. He travelled 96 miles on public transport today to come and look after me.  "
That's actually lovely!
You've got a good fella there.
Tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can lend you Ash, he's been brilliant at looking after me today. He travelled 96 miles on public transport today to come and look after me.
That's actually lovely!
You've got a good fella there.
Tea"
He really is the bestist.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.
My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.
P
I can add you to my rounds?
Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.
P
Certainly, can fit those in the basket on my "Call the Midwife" type bike
What toppings?
Nothing too salty, my gag reflex is in overdrive today and that's something that sends it wild. Think it reminds me of being a kid and having to rinse my mouth out with warm salt water
You think germoline may help a corny thing?
P
Ooh not sure...try soaking feet in bucket of warm salt water...just don't gargle with it afterwards "
Oh dear God
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.
Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto "
After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.
Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto
After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there."
Me next Meli!!!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I hear ya TeaMonkey! I just stood on a piece of glass and my foot is cut, bleeding and piggin hurts!! 
Huggles to you TM and get well soon xx"
This is bollocks, get your foot up and hopefully the pain goes soon. You are definitely next. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.
Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto
After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there."
That’s an actual verbal contract .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.
Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto
After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there.
That’s an actual verbal contract ...."
I'm poorly too _eli, can I have a home delivery too pretty please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.
Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto
After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there.
That’s an actual verbal contract ....
I'm poorly too _eli, can I have a home delivery too pretty please. "
Erm hello, I got a bruisey bruise, a corny thing, womb doom and the tired sulks.
I need snuggies and chocolate milkshake and pizza and love.
And Matzah dumplings apparently. What are they?
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I hear ya TeaMonkey! I just stood on a piece of glass and my foot is cut, bleeding and piggin hurts!!
Huggles to you TM and get well soon xx
This is bollocks, get your foot up and hopefully the pain goes soon. You are definitely next. "
That makes me happier....
I will of course repay the favour |
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"I'm a District Nurse, ways happy to help
I am too. Poor man has his own personal nurse but I'm never around whe he needs nursing 
Dotty x"
Aww dotty a I kindred spirit...and I'm sure you look after him well enough when your together hehe xx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.
Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto
After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there.
That’s an actual verbal contract ....
I'm poorly too _eli, can I have a home delivery too pretty please. "
Yes you can Lorna. Yes you can.
And Exquisite, they are like little balls of heavenly clouds that float in nourishing broth that revitalises your very soul. You need it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.
Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto
After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there.
That’s an actual verbal contract ....
I'm poorly too _eli, can I have a home delivery too pretty please.
Yes you can Lorna. Yes you can.
And Exquisite, they are like little balls of heavenly clouds that float in nourishing broth that revitalises your very soul. You need it."
Meli you are an  |
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