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Smells that make you gag
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When I was created, I was at the back of the queue for eyesight, but at the front for smell. This is great when there is something nice to smell, like fresh coffee or a nice perfume... but it sucks when I get the whiff of something foul. top of my gag list are...
B.O
Cheese wotsits
Scampi Fries
What makes you want to chunder when you smell it?  |
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Anyone elses B.O.
I don't know why every supermarket employs at least one but I near faint. My daughter never niffs a thing. Sometimes I think she's taking the piss i can detect it from three aisles away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Foul breath, there always seems to be some f'ker sat behind me on the bus with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit waggon 
Johnsons talcom powder / babies... everyone seems to love the smell of babies  but even if they don't smell pooy or sicky the smell ike talc  |
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"Foul breath, there always seems to be some f'ker sat behind me on the bus with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit waggon
Johnsons talcom powder / babies... everyone seems to love the smell of babies but even if they don't smell pooy or sicky the smell ike talc "
Fia Dahlink .... may I just sayt that 'knock a buzzard off a shit wagon' is indeed my favourite saying of the day .... if not the week.
You have such a way with phrases - delightful xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hair that hasn't been washed in a while, it's amazing how strong a smell that is, yuk.
ooh, how many of you have come home from work on a hot day, opened the door and realized you forgot to empty the kitchen bin? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cat piss on a fresh Winters morning, well all the time but seems to be heightened in the Winter.
And only been to 2 Swingers clubs but as night goes on the play rooms with no windows stink of stale sex fresh sex ok. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Charity shops, been in these less than Swingers clubs , They honk of musk.. slightly less fun to be had in these ,so ill stick to stale sex of Swingers club. |
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
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B fucking O would rather sniff dog shit! and there is always someone in a swingers club that can't be arsed or is unsure how to use a bar of soap and expect a shag???? if only we could name and shame! sorry rant over  |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
Removing football or rugby posts where the ground is waterlogged and the posts are used by the local dogs as peeing posts! I saw one one of my workmates actually have to hide behind the van and throw up when we pulled some posts out last year at work! |
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not when he smelt of poo or sick though of course. 
....I repeat, EVERYONE 
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