"A ‘friend’ of mine gets shooty bum and this had me thinking is there a scientific reason ‘they’ get this or should I tell them to stop sticking sporadic objects up his ass?"
(gets popcorn, coz I haven't a clue what that is, & I cant be arsed to google it..) |
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"Proctalgia fugax? I get it at night some times and it lasts for between 10 mins and half an hour.
Not that bad, more levator ani (now that I’ve properly researched via the t’internet)"
Yeah, I can go for a year or so sometimes without having any pain, but then it just attacks without any warning   |
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over a year ago
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I always find it funny how people try to escape shooty bum. Standing up doesn't remove the screwdriver you feel you've been impailed on.... the screwdriver isn't real and neither are the bullets you're being shot with
Peown peown
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"I always find it funny how people try to escape shooty bum. Standing up doesn't remove the screwdriver you feel you've been impailed on.... the screwdriver isn't real and neither are the bullets you're being shot with
Peown peown
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Oh it’s real and so is the pain |
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"I learn something new everyday
Can’t the docs help you with it, stop it happening? Sounds awful "
It’s a very common thing and isn’t something to be concerned about. You do look a bit of a tit though when you jump up 3 feet in the air when it catches you |
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"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.
It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum
P"
I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.
I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks |
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"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.
It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum
P
I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.
I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks "
I had it walking to my car from work on Friday, it’s like your own body sucking your arsehole up into your stomach. Luckily the place was empty when I left otherwise everyone would of said ‘look at Mr Mystique- he’s got shooty bum again’ |
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"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.
It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum
P
I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.
I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks
I had it walking to my car from work on Friday, it’s like your own body sucking your arsehole up into your stomach. Luckily the place was empty when I left otherwise everyone would of said ‘look at Mr Mystique- he’s got shooty bum again’ "
 yes!! It's up yer pipe!
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"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.
It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum
P
I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.
I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks "
I just try and be still for a bit and wince it out.
It might help to have a crossword and pen handy and twist that wince into a look of puzzlement to try and disguise it. |
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"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.
It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum
P
I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.
I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks
I just try and be still for a bit and wince it out.
It might help to have a crossword and pen handy and twist that wince into a look of puzzlement to try and disguise it."
Yeah, you’d be struggling with 1 up |
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OP
Thank you for this thread.
I suffer from IBS, getting strange abdominal pains is par for the course.
Tests a few years ago, showed up food intolerances, which since removing or reducing in my diet pretty much keeps my IBS in check.
But this shooty pain, I still get, sometimes to the extent it has floored me, had me curled up & sobbing.
My gp has never given me a name or explanation for it, just said it was part of my IBS.
Having read the thread, and googled stuff, then I now finally have an answer! |
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I have never heard of this til now! Seems fairly common too! Always amazes me that we, as humans don't talk about this stuff enough!
Genuinely had no idea that was a thing! |
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"OP
Thank you for this thread.
I suffer from IBS, getting strange abdominal pains is par for the course.
Tests a few years ago, showed up food intolerances, which since removing or reducing in my diet pretty much keeps my IBS in check.
But this shooty pain, I still get, sometimes to the extent it has floored me, had me curled up & sobbing.
My gp has never given me a name or explanation for it, just said it was part of my IBS.
Having read the thread, and googled stuff, then I now finally have an answer! "
Glad to be of help. The threads opening paragraph was a lighthearted attempt to make awareness of this condition. It is totally normal by the looks of things but is uncomfortable in the same breath. |
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I have Fibromyalgia and it often gets me when I'm just dozing off in bed! Its absolute agony! Like someone stuck a blow torch up my arse and turned it to full!
J x |
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"I’ve just had it again "
You need your bum checked mate, incase the invisible man is still up there lol
I get it once in a while too, I've always thought it was triggered by sitting on a cold surface for a spell but that might just be coincidence. |
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"Never heard of it never had it ... Now theres something new to worry about haha 
This is how I feel  "
It is quite common. You do look a bit of a tit though when you’re walking down the road and you get a red hot poker stuck up yer ass |
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"Never heard of it never had it ... Now theres something new to worry about haha
This is how I feel
It is quite common. You do look a bit of a tit though when you’re walking down the road and you get a red hot poker stuck up yer ass "
Honestly with the amount of random pains I get from endometriosis, I'm kind of made up I have so far avoided this *touches wood* |
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"Just had it again. Should I be worried?
It's been 31 weeks so no. Most likely it's a just touch of Farmer Giles."
I had a shootybbum pain a couple of months ago. Funnily enough it turns out it was an abscess that became infected and the right side of my ass swelled up like an avacado. |
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"Just had it again. Should I be worried?
It's been 31 weeks so no. Most likely it's a just touch of Farmer Giles.
I had a shootybbum pain a couple of months ago. Funnily enough it turns out it was an abscess that became infected and the right side of my ass swelled up like an avacado."
You said I had nothing to worry about |
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"Just had it again. Should I be worried?
It's been 31 weeks so no. Most likely it's a just touch of Farmer Giles.
I had a shootybbum pain a couple of months ago. Funnily enough it turns out it was an abscess that became infected and the right side of my ass swelled up like an avacado.
You said I had nothing to worry about "
Yeah I lied. It could be anything. |
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over a year ago
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"Bump for posh!
I had no idea if the thread title was actually the thread title or whether the topic just came up. I hit, I hoped and I succeeded "
Aww thanks Peach! |
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"Bump for posh!
I had no idea if the thread title was actually the thread title or whether the topic just came up. I hit, I hoped and I succeeded
Aww thanks Peach!"
You’ve not had something shooting up yer bum today have you posh? |
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proctalgia fugax – a condition that causes episodes of sudden, severe anal pain that last for a few minutes at a time; medicine that relaxes the muscles in the pelvis may help.
Ace said this ages ago. |
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"Bump for posh!
I had no idea if the thread title was actually the thread title or whether the topic just came up. I hit, I hoped and I succeeded
Aww thanks Peach!"
Suffering with a pain in the arse Posh? |
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