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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm out n about
I have navy shorts on
I have managed to drip some sort of watered down salad cream concotion over my groin and left leg
I need to go shopping on my way home - so either 'conspicuous stain' or a big wet patch will look a bit well erm ...
So Mums of Fab, what's your practicalities with this one?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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erm ... I have done a proper job, it covers about 4 or 5 inches
not sure a 'dab' will work
I think I'll wet it though
Incontinence in a man of my age is more acceptable than looking like someone who is a little over excitable  |
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Buy a bottle of miceller water and some cotton wool. Soak the wool and dab at the area until creamy substance is removed. Then thrust groin at hand drier for 5minutes while getting odd looks to make sure area is dry before facing public. Or say fuck it and buy a new pair. Wack some fairy on the stain before shoving in the wash. |
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"Buy a bottle of miceller water and some cotton wool. Soak the wool and dab at the area until creamy substance is removed. Then thrust groin at hand drier for 5minutes while getting odd looks to make sure area is dry before facing public. Or say fuck it and buy a new pair. Wack some fairy on the stain before shoving in the wash. "
Wack some fairy on the stain!!! Oh heck yes OP, do this!!  |
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"Buy a bottle of miceller water and some cotton wool. Soak the wool and dab at the area until creamy substance is removed. Then thrust groin at hand drier for 5minutes while getting odd looks to make sure area is dry before facing public. Or say fuck it and buy a new pair. Wack some fairy on the stain before shoving in the wash.
Wack some fairy on the stain!!! Oh heck yes OP, do this!! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I went to the loos to wash it off and found more - how the hell I have to get salad cream from hip to almost my knee, heaven only knows
So I just thought fk it and wandered round like a scruff
Why do we bother so much about what people we'll never see again think about us?  |
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"I'm out n about
I have navy shorts on
I have managed to drip some sort of watered down salad cream concotion over my groin and left leg
I need to go shopping on my way home - so either 'conspicuous stain' or a big wet patch will look a bit well erm ...
So Mums of Fab, what's your practicalities with this one? "
I’d catch you eye and sneer |
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"Buy a carrier bag, some new shoes maybe or a new handbag for me to put in the carrier bag and hold it in front of your stain
Voila"
I went to get Mum a Birthday Card for my sisters birthday
I came out of Sainsbury's having spent £28, nipped in John Lewis and came out with a Ralph Lauren hoodie I found in the sale  |
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"Buy a carrier bag, some new shoes maybe or a new handbag for me to put in the carrier bag and hold it in front of your stain
Voila
I went to get Mum a Birthday Card for my sisters birthday
I came out of Sainsbury's having spent £28, nipped in John Lewis and came out with a Ralph Lauren hoodie I found in the sale "
Ooh! What’s the hoodie and what’s the sale?
I want one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Buy a carrier bag, some new shoes maybe or a new handbag for me to put in the carrier bag and hold it in front of your stain
Voila
I went to get Mum a Birthday Card for my sisters birthday
I came out of Sainsbury's having spent £28, nipped in John Lewis and came out with a Ralph Lauren hoodie I found in the sale
Ooh! What’s the hoodie and what’s the sale?
I want one "
It was a RL hoodie with a sketch of a bear on it
I saw it first in January but it was £159 so it went back on the rail
I saw it today for £69 - they had one - in my size
It was meant to be |
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