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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seen the online members hit the mid 30,000's at times and it got me thinking that that is basically the same size as Tonbridge, Kent. We could have out own town! With that in mind, what would you be able to bring to the town? Skills, personality? What would we call it? I'm taking charge and announcing myself Mayor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone.
Help me hand out shots x"
Can we do a one for me one for you approach to handing them out? |
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"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone.
Help me hand out shots x
Can we do a one for me one for you approach to handing them out? "
Is there any other way? X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone.
I'll be your carer "
You're on bum wiping duties |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence
Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?
With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!
Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?"
The Shuvit Inn |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence
Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?
With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!
Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?
The Shuvit Inn"
Thats it !! ....Free drinks for you all night  |
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"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence
Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?
With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!
Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?
The Shuvit Inn"
I'd be a handyman for the town and a regular at the pub  |
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"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence
Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?
With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!
Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?
The Shuvit Inn"
Love it x |
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"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence
Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?
With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!
Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?
The Shuvit Inn"
It will all go TITS UP |
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"I hope theres a dancefloor in this pub x
Im the local dance instructor so best be
You can teach me some moves then so I don't look like a toddler having a tantrum x  "
Knock out some shapes together |
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This is a bit strange. I'm on my way to Tonbridge right now where I own a property. I'm imagining the entire town made up of swingers.
I don't think we'd get much done as a community. A lot of time would be taken up posting on the forums, eying each other up, or trying to get lucky. |
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"This is a bit strange. I'm on my way to Tonbridge right now where I own a property. I'm imagining the entire town made up of swingers.
I don't think we'd get much done as a community. A lot of time would be taken up posting on the forums, eying each other up, or trying to get lucky."
I wouldn't be on the forums as much if there were loads of real life fabbers around to play with x |
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"This is a bit strange. I'm on my way to Tonbridge right now where I own a property. I'm imagining the entire town made up of swingers.
I don't think we'd get much done as a community. A lot of time would be taken up posting on the forums, eying each other up, or trying to get lucky."
Which is why I'm staying inside  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post-pub hours underground jazz dive opening up here. Lots of dark corners"
With your sexy eyes, you could be the leader of the town. Disagreements with you of how to run the town would be awesome coz when we make up I would have absolutely no idea if that might lead to you sitting on me haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.
Surely there’s a place for me?
John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.
Can we come and live in your town? |
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"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.
Surely there’s a place for me?
John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.
Can we come and live in your town? "
do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.
Surely there’s a place for me?
John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.
Can we come and live in your town? do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ? "
I could manage to fold them in to worms....will that do??? |
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"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.
Surely there’s a place for me?
John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.
Can we come and live in your town? do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ?
I could manage to fold them in to worms....will that do??? "
can we say there snakes or eels ... sounds better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.
Surely there’s a place for me?
John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.
Can we come and live in your town? do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ?
I could manage to fold them in to worms....will that do??? can we say there snakes or eels ... sounds better "
How about caterpillars? |
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"Post-pub hours underground jazz dive opening up here. Lots of dark corners
With your sexy eyes, you could be the leader of the town. Disagreements with you of how to run the town would be awesome coz when we make up I would have absolutely no idea if that might lead to you sitting on me haha x"
Oh no, Sensual is in charge here. Perhaps I could volunteer to be the night relief?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post-pub hours underground jazz dive opening up here. Lots of dark corners
With your sexy eyes, you could be the leader of the town. Disagreements with you of how to run the town would be awesome coz when we make up I would have absolutely no idea if that might lead to you sitting on me haha x
Oh no, Sensual is in charge here. Perhaps I could volunteer to be the night relief? "
Oh my god, what a fucking epic day dream, yòu can be my night relief any night of the week x |
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"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.
Surely there’s a place for me?
John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.
Can we come and live in your town? do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ?
I could manage to fold them in to worms....will that do??? can we say there snakes or eels ... sounds better
How about caterpillars? "
done |
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"Seen the online members hit the mid 30,000's at times and it got me thinking that that is basically the same size as Tonbridge, Kent. We could have out own town! With that in mind, what would you be able to bring to the town? Skills, personality? What would we call it? I'm taking charge and announcing myself Mayor "
Well I'm around there,but never meet anyone from there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be the crazy cat lady... who doesn't actually own any cats but thinks she does. The one dressed to the nines at times but you look down and she's got a pair of Reebok classics on her feet, then other days she's wandering the streets in her scruffs covered in paint - but she's not decorated in 20 years.
Yep, that'll be me.
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"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence
Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?
With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!
Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?
The Shuvit Inn"
There was a pub in Liverpool called The Cockwell Inn
Until somebody complained  |
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"Is it a seaside town?
I can be the lifeguard beach bum?
Could just see you running down a beach
Not for very far. trust me "
Shhh leave me with my imagination coming out of the water dripping wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it a seaside town?
I can be the lifeguard beach bum?
Could just see you running down a beach
Not for very far. trust me
Shhh leave me with my imagination coming out of the water dripping wet "
Oh I can do that.. stick me in water and I'll be as athletic and sexy as you like. On land it all feels that much harder Fancy a swim Spidey? |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it a seaside town?
I can be the lifeguard beach bum?
Could just see you running down a beach
Not for very far. trust me
Shhh leave me with my imagination coming out of the water dripping wet
Oh I can do that.. stick me in water and I'll be as athletic and sexy as you like. On land it all feels that much harder Fancy a swim Spidey?"
You called!! Ding dong get your red racy trucks on GK. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it a seaside town?
I can be the lifeguard beach bum?
Could just see you running down a beach
Not for very far. trust me
Shhh leave me with my imagination coming out of the water dripping wet
Oh I can do that.. stick me in water and I'll be as athletic and sexy as you like. On land it all feels that much harder Fancy a swim Spidey?
You called!! Ding dong get your red racy trucks on GK. "
*Ghengis's eyes glance over to the red speck floating away in the distance, dragged off in the current*
Ummm.. I'm not wearing any..
*Rises up out of the water so you can just see enough to see he's not lying*
Come on in.. the waters lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in 
GhengisKhan did it."
Hey.. I've an alibi.. I'm on the beach with the friendly neighborhood Spiderwoman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it."
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?"
Well we’re gonna have to do Spidy too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?"
I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?
Well we’re gonna have to do Spidy too"
Fuck tha police! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?
I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet."
The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?"
That and discredit the alibi and jobs a good 'un. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?
I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.
The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy."
What he doesn't realise is I am the police handcuffs on standby GK so be good now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?
I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.
The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.
What he doesn't realise is I am the police handcuffs on standby GK so be good now "
*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*
Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?
I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.
The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.
What he doesn't realise is I am the police handcuffs on standby GK so be good now
*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*
Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care."
Is this role play Gk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?
I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.
The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.
What he doesn't realise is I am the police handcuffs on standby GK so be good now
*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*
Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care.
Is this role play Gk "
Not since you pulled those cuffs out on me. I thought you wanted to skinny dip with me! It's all a ruse to set me up for a crime I didnt commit. You broke my heart. Cuff me and be done with it.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen the online members hit the mid 30,000's at times and it got me thinking that that is basically the same size as Tonbridge, Kent. We could have out own town! With that in mind, what would you be able to bring to the town? Skills, personality? What would we call it? I'm taking charge and announcing myself Mayor "
Oh lordy....
If fab was to become a town then
Planning permission would be required for alterations to our profiles.
If a market town, then the buying and selling of slaves would be legal on Wednesdays.
The website would be unavailable on Tuesday afternoons due to half day closing.
Parking fines would be dished out for spending more than 2 hours on the website, with computers being clamped.
And bailiffs would be sent in for non payment of council tax / site subscriptions.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?
I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.
The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.
What he doesn't realise is I am the police handcuffs on standby GK so be good now
*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*
Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care.
Is this role play Gk
Not since you pulled those cuffs out on me. I thought you wanted to skinny dip with me! It's all a ruse to set me up for a crime I didnt commit. You broke my heart. Cuff me and be done with it.."
Let him go. I’m in charge and I can’t stand it when someone cries. Go take care of him Officer Spidy... |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?
I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.
The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.
What he doesn't realise is I am the police handcuffs on standby GK so be good now
*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*
Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care.
Is this role play Gk
Not since you pulled those cuffs out on me. I thought you wanted to skinny dip with me! It's all a ruse to set me up for a crime I didnt commit. You broke my heart. Cuff me and be done with it..
Let him go. I’m in charge and I can’t stand it when someone cries. Go take care of him Officer Spidy..."
Hes going to so NOT enjoy this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll run the police force
I'll be the copper's nark.
I'd make a great grass.
I’ll treat you so well. You’re in
GhengisKhan did it.
So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?
I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.
The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.
What he doesn't realise is I am the police handcuffs on standby GK so be good now
*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*
Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care.
Is this role play Gk
Not since you pulled those cuffs out on me. I thought you wanted to skinny dip with me! It's all a ruse to set me up for a crime I didnt commit. You broke my heart. Cuff me and be done with it..
Let him go. I’m in charge and I can’t stand it when someone cries. Go take care of him Officer Spidy...
Hes going to so NOT enjoy this "
*Ghengis steps out of the sea making no attempt to cover his modesty, cold face firmly attached. Whistles for his horse, hops on and rides out of Fabtown*
Only wanted to open up a Pirate bar and be a lifeguard.
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