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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.
I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!! 
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.
I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!
What's your most recent failure? "
Must have been me with it all going wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.
I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!
What's your most recent failure?
Must have been me with it all going wrong. "
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Dreamt I'd written a number one song. In my dream it sounded fantastic, everyone was singing along...
I even thought in my dream "I need to remember this song when I wake up!"....
Needless to say I woke up and it was gone ... 
Bugger! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dreamt I'd written a number one song. In my dream it sounded fantastic, everyone was singing along...
I even thought in my dream "I need to remember this song when I wake up!"....
Needless to say I woke up and it was gone ...
Bugger!"
Won't it be weird if you turn on the radio one day and hear someone singing it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.
I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!
What's your most recent failure? "
I dreamt about one last night too! He was meeting loads of ladies on here and I was being his taxi service!! Wtf lol |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Dreamt I'd written a number one song. In my dream it sounded fantastic, everyone was singing along...
I even thought in my dream "I need to remember this song when I wake up!"....
Needless to say I woke up and it was gone ...
Bugger!"
You know what you need to do now
You need to write a tribute! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.
I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!
What's your most recent failure?
I dreamt about one last night too! He was meeting loads of ladies on here and I was being his taxi service!! Wtf lol "
Maybe it was the same one, at one point one of the ladies he has already met turned up in my dream  |
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"I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt.  "
Nnnnooooo! I hate that, it only seems to happen when there's none left in the packet too! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.
I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!
What's your most recent failure?
I dreamt about one last night too! He was meeting loads of ladies on here and I was being his taxi service!! Wtf lol "
Again, that could also be me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt. "
I leave my porridge in the microwave all the time at work and it just turns to concrete.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt.
I leave my porridge in the microwave all the time at work and it just turns to concrete. "
Heartbreaking. Sorry you do that so often babes.  |
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"I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt.
I leave my porridge in the microwave all the time at work and it just turns to concrete. "
Used to do that, now I go with the portidge pots I can just pour hot water on and leave on my desk.
Dearer but better than cleaning Vesuvius out of the microwave .
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I was introduced to one of the Kardashian at a small gathering in London last week.
There was a point where everyone left the room except for us two, so we had to make small talk. I was really tired (had a big night out the night before) and for some reason I couldn’t think of anything to say other than “I love Thai curry”.
She just said “ooook” and did an awkward nod then we just stood silently until a mutual friend walked in and took over the convo.
I’m still red from embarrassment 10 days later  ffs |
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"I was introduced to one of the Kardashian at a small gathering in London last week.
There was a point where everyone left the room except for us two, so we had to make small talk. I was really tired (had a big night out the night before) and for some reason I couldn’t think of anything to say other than “I love Thai curry”.
She just said “ooook” and did an awkward nod then we just stood silently until a mutual friend walked in and took over the convo.
I’m still red from embarrassment 10 days later ffs"
Hahahaha, you dafty |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Spent several hours ironing yesterday while Mrs was at work, thought I'd earn a load of brownie points I could cash in later
Very last item was her favourite t-shirt, and I burnt a big hole in it!!
Major fail..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was introduced to one of the Kardashian at a small gathering in London last week.
There was a point where everyone left the room except for us two, so we had to make small talk. I was really tired (had a big night out the night before) and for some reason I couldn’t think of anything to say other than “I love Thai curry”.
She just said “ooook” and did an awkward nod then we just stood silently until a mutual friend walked in and took over the convo.
I’m still red from embarrassment 10 days later ffs"
That's genuinely cringeworthingly brilliant. I feel your pain as I laugh heartily.
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