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over a year ago
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Oh wand
How i love you
Never no fuss, never no time wasting
Just plug you in and off you go
Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!
Oh my my wand how i love you so
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh wand
How i love you
Never no fuss, never no time wasting
Just plug you in and off you go
Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!
Oh my my wand how i love you so
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Can one be reincarnated as a wand or is that silly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh wand
How i love you
Never no fuss, never no time wasting
Just plug you in and off you go
Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!
Oh my my wand how i love you so
Can one be reincarnated as a wand or is that silly"
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"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant 
With enough wand play Jo is now capable of opening them in between her thighs! 
D."
It’s the cracking walnuts that really made me worry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh wand
How i love you
Never no fuss, never no time wasting
Just plug you in and off you go
Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!
Oh my my wand how i love you so
Can one be reincarnated as a wand or is that silly"
The closest you'll get is reincarnation as Paul Daniels, although when I think about it he never had a wand.
You like it but not a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh wand
How i love you
Never no fuss, never no time wasting
Just plug you in and off you go
Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!
Oh my my wand how i love you so
Can one be reincarnated as a wand or is that silly
The closest you'll get is reincarnation as Paul Daniels, although when I think about it he never had a wand.
You like it but not a lot."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant
They'll never make a wand that can put the bins out, so you're safe ....for now  "
Or kiss |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
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"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant "
No attachment needed, just slide a knife up inside the edge of the lid until it releases the vacuum.
Penises and a willing tongue on other hand will never be redundant  |
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"Oh wand
How i love you
Never no fuss, never no time wasting
Just plug you in and off you go
Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!
Oh my my wand how i love you so
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There's a little tear in my eye from reading that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh wand
How i love you
Never no fuss, never no time wasting
Just plug you in and off you go
Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!
Oh my my wand how i love you so
There's a little tear in my eye from reading that."
This morning i did too lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant
No chance, they still need us to buy a round of drinks."
Wrong!!!! I can afford my own. You know that  |
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