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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So let's see how I think it applies to women. Please note I'm making fun of myself here!
1. Log in after failed relationship attempt, divorce, months or years of bad or no sex
Time to explore my fantasies on my terms!
2. No pics and no real content you're inundated with message's. It's overwhelming and a bit creepy. You log out or hit delete profile.
3. You return because you think you now understand how it works and you're very disillusioned by the dating world.
4. Post a host of posed pictures, angled and filtered.
5. Write a 3 page dossier about what and who you want
6. You realise no one reads your profile so you post on the forums that men are useless and couples just see you as a performing seal.. what about my needs!!
7. You're slightly concerned you have been compared to a Dyson!
8. You receive some pretty abusive emails that are nasty and upset you
9. You hide your profile for a bit to reduce the messages while you work out why you're actually here
10. You return thinking I'm going to have fun, my rules, my way. Your profile headline says not meeting (that's bound to filter out people)
11. You stop caring about crap messages, dodgy pics and what people think and do your own thing.
12. You're finally having a good time despite not being a size 8 with perky tits and you realise the world maybe isn't as shallow as you once thought.
13. You decide to try dating again but realise it's too much hassle and return to fab
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So let's see how I think it applies to women. Please note I'm making fun of myself here!
1. Log in after failed relationship attempt, divorce, months or years of bad or no sex
Time to explore my fantasies on my terms!
2. No pics and no real content you're inundated with message's. It's overwhelming and a bit creepy. You log out or hit delete profile.
3. You return because you think you now understand how it works and you're very disillusioned by the dating world.
4. Post a host of posed pictures, angled and filtered.
5. Write a 3 page dossier about what and who you want
6. You realise no one reads your profile so you post on the forums that men are useless and couples just see you as a performing seal.. what about my needs!!
7. You're slightly concerned you have been compared to a Dyson!
8. You receive some pretty abusive emails that are nasty and upset you
9. You hide your profile for a bit to reduce the messages while you work out why you're actually here
10. You return thinking I'm going to have fun, my rules, my way. Your profile headline says not meeting (that's bound to filter out people)
11. You stop caring about crap messages, dodgy pics and what people think and do your own thing.
12. You're finally having a good time despite not being a size 8 with perky tits and you realise the world maybe isn't as shallow as you once thought.
13. You decide to try dating again but realise it's too much hassle and return to fab
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So let's see how I think it applies to women. Please note I'm making fun of myself here!
1. Log in after failed relationship attempt, divorce, months or years of bad or no sex
Time to explore my fantasies on my terms!
2. No pics and no real content you're inundated with message's. It's overwhelming and a bit creepy. You log out or hit delete profile.
3. You return because you think you now understand how it works and you're very disillusioned by the dating world.
4. Post a host of posed pictures, angled and filtered.
5. Write a 3 page dossier about what and who you want
6. You realise no one reads your profile so you post on the forums that men are useless and couples just see you as a performing seal.. what about my needs!!
7. You're slightly concerned you have been compared to a Dyson!
8. You receive some pretty abusive emails that are nasty and upset you
9. You hide your profile for a bit to reduce the messages while you work out why you're actually here
10. You return thinking I'm going to have fun, my rules, my way. Your profile headline says not meeting (that's bound to filter out people)
11. You stop caring about crap messages, dodgy pics and what people think and do your own thing.
12. You're finally having a good time despite not being a size 8 with perky tits and you realise the world maybe isn't as shallow as you once thought.
13. You decide to try dating again but realise it's too much hassle and return to fab
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How come in the female version the ladies get a happy ending? So to speak  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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You could add that - you go on the forums and find support from the sisterhood, until you meet a man from the forums that one or two of them also like and you start getting catty comments and passive aggressive responses to your forum threads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could add that - you go on the forums and find support from the sisterhood, until you meet a man from the forums that one or two of them also like and you start getting catty comments and passive aggressive responses to your forum threads. "
That’s always happened ... nothing new |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So let's see how I think it applies to women. Please note I'm making fun of myself here!
1. Log in after failed relationship attempt, divorce, months or years of bad or no sex
Time to explore my fantasies on my terms!
2. No pics and no real content you're inundated with message's. It's overwhelming and a bit creepy. You log out or hit delete profile.
3. You return because you think you now understand how it works and you're very disillusioned by the dating world.
4. Post a host of posed pictures, angled and filtered.
5. Write a 3 page dossier about what and who you want
6. You realise no one reads your profile so you post on the forums that men are useless and couples just see you as a performing seal.. what about my needs!!
7. You're slightly concerned you have been compared to a Dyson!
8. You receive some pretty abusive emails that are nasty and upset you
9. You hide your profile for a bit to reduce the messages while you work out why you're actually here
10. You return thinking I'm going to have fun, my rules, my way. Your profile headline says not meeting (that's bound to filter out people)
11. You stop caring about crap messages, dodgy pics and what people think and do your own thing.
12. You're finally having a good time despite not being a size 8 with perky tits and you realise the world maybe isn't as shallow as you once thought.
13. You decide to try dating again but realise it's too much hassle and return to fab
How come in the female version the ladies get a happy ending? So to speak "
No 14... Still waiting on an actual "happy ending" or even a decent shag because of logistics and being too fussy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could add that - you go on the forums and find support from the sisterhood, until you meet a man from the forums that one or two of them also like and you start getting catty comments and passive aggressive responses to your forum threads. "
Let's make that number 15 |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"You could add that - you go on the forums and find support from the sisterhood, until you meet a man from the forums that one or two of them also like and you start getting catty comments and passive aggressive responses to your forum threads.
That’s always happened ... nothing new "
That’s why I added it. It’s a truism |
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"You could add that - you go on the forums and find support from the sisterhood, until you meet a man from the forums that one or two of them also like and you start getting catty comments and passive aggressive responses to your forum threads.
That’s always happened ... nothing new "
Agree with Floro, but could be other reasons to, not everything is to do with the man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could add that - you go on the forums and find support from the sisterhood, until you meet a man from the forums that one or two of them also like and you start getting catty comments and passive aggressive responses to your forum threads.
That’s always happened ... nothing new
Agree with Floro, but could be other reasons to, not everything is to do with the man "
Haters are gonna hate. Apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could add that - you go on the forums and find support from the sisterhood, until you meet a man from the forums that one or two of them also like and you start getting catty comments and passive aggressive responses to your forum threads.
That’s always happened ... nothing new
Agree with Floro, but could be other reasons to, not everything is to do with the man "
This is true too !!!
But the egos are a go go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about 10.5
Your forced into writing an aggressive profile with lots of warnings, making you sound like a complete bitch, thus missing out on lovely genuine men on Fab who wouldn’t touch you with a bargepole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about 10.5
Your forced into writing an aggressive profile with lots of warnings, making you sound like a complete bitch, thus missing out on lovely genuine men on Fab who wouldn’t touch you with a bargepole. "
You had me at ‘thus’ |
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"You could add that - you go on the forums and find support from the sisterhood, until you meet a man from the forums that one or two of them also like and you start getting catty comments and passive aggressive responses to your forum threads.
That’s always happened ... nothing new
Agree with Floro, but could be other reasons to, not everything is to do with the man
This is true too !!!
But the egos are a go go "
They certainly are
11.5 manage to look past the egos and see the true persona, not always a good thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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. Post pics of tits and minge out.
. Whine that men say they want to fuck them.
. Say they're NOT MEETING in one sentence hidden in their 3,000 WORD RANTY BORING NEGATIVE SHOUTY PROFILE then cry on the forums about getting messages.
. Whine about the crap messages they get but never ever send any or go looking themselves.
. Take the piss out of men who feel shit and not human about getting no replies, then post a thread crying that a man didn't throw himself at her feet.
. Bitch about men being crap but still have a profile that gets "too much mail wahhh"  to entice even more messages telling her how wonderful she is.
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". Post pics of tits and minge out.
. Whine that men say they want to fuck them.
. Say they're NOT MEETING in one sentence hidden in their 3,000 WORD RANTY BORING NEGATIVE SHOUTY PROFILE then cry on the forums about getting messages.
. Whine about the crap messages they get but never ever send any or go looking themselves.
. Take the piss out of men who feel shit and not human about getting no replies, then post a thread crying that a man didn't throw himself at her feet.
. Bitch about men being crap but still have a profile that gets "too much mail wahhh" to entice even more messages telling her how wonderful she is.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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". Post pics of tits and minge out.
. Whine that men say they want to fuck them.
. Say they're NOT MEETING in one sentence hidden in their 3,000 WORD RANTY BORING NEGATIVE SHOUTY PROFILE then cry on the forums about getting messages.
. Whine about the crap messages they get but never ever send any or go looking themselves.
. Take the piss out of men who feel shit and not human about getting no replies, then post a thread crying that a man didn't throw himself at her feet.
. Bitch about men being crap but still have a profile that gets "too much mail wahhh" to entice even more messages telling her how wonderful she is.
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But but women are superior on fab apparently!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So...
According to your two threads, everything is the fault of single guys?
Tea
According to the thread(s) men are being judged.  "
I judge everyone. I believe in equal opportunities of judgment  |
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". Post pics of tits and minge out.
. Whine that men say they want to fuck them.
. Say they're NOT MEETING in one sentence hidden in their 3,000 WORD RANTY BORING NEGATIVE SHOUTY PROFILE then cry on the forums about getting messages.
. Whine about the crap messages they get but never ever send any or go looking themselves.
. Take the piss out of men who feel shit and not human about getting no replies, then post a thread crying that a man didn't throw himself at her feet.
. Bitch about men being crap but still have a profile that gets "too much mail wahhh" to entice even more messages telling her how wonderful she is.
But but women are superior on fab apparently!! "
Until they say no - then they morph into a fat bitch. |
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". Post pics of tits and minge out.
. Whine that men say they want to fuck them.
. Say they're NOT MEETING in one sentence hidden in their 3,000 WORD RANTY BORING NEGATIVE SHOUTY PROFILE then cry on the forums about getting messages.
. Whine about the crap messages they get but never ever send any or go looking themselves.
. Take the piss out of men who feel shit and not human about getting no replies, then post a thread crying that a man didn't throw himself at her feet.
. Bitch about men being crap but still have a profile that gets "too much mail wahhh" to entice even more messages telling her how wonderful she is.
But but women are superior on fab apparently!! "
They're not. Some just think they are.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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". Post pics of tits and minge out.
. Whine that men say they want to fuck them.
. Say they're NOT MEETING in one sentence hidden in their 3,000 WORD RANTY BORING NEGATIVE SHOUTY PROFILE then cry on the forums about getting messages.
. Whine about the crap messages they get but never ever send any or go looking themselves.
. Take the piss out of men who feel shit and not human about getting no replies, then post a thread crying that a man didn't throw himself at her feet.
. Bitch about men being crap but still have a profile that gets "too much mail wahhh" to entice even more messages telling her how wonderful she is.
But but women are superior on fab apparently!!
Until they say no - then they morph into a fat bitch. "
Yes and lucky to have even been looked at cos they wouldn't be in the real world...I've had that a few times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". Post pics of tits and minge out.
. Whine that men say they want to fuck them.
. Say they're NOT MEETING in one sentence hidden in their 3,000 WORD RANTY BORING NEGATIVE SHOUTY PROFILE then cry on the forums about getting messages.
. Whine about the crap messages they get but never ever send any or go looking themselves.
. Take the piss out of men who feel shit and not human about getting no replies, then post a thread crying that a man didn't throw himself at her feet.
. Bitch about men being crap but still have a profile that gets "too much mail wahhh" to entice even more messages telling her how wonderful she is.
But but women are superior on fab apparently!!
They're not. Some just think they are.
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"So...
According to your two threads, everything is the fault of single guys?
Tea
According to the thread(s) men are being judged.
I judge everyone. I believe in equal opportunities of judgment "
I prefer to use the word discernment! It sounds so much more refined! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So...
According to your two threads, everything is the fault of single guys?
Tea
According to the thread(s) men are being judged.
I judge everyone. I believe in equal opportunities of judgment "
I appreciate and recognise the humour in your thread, however, when it's purely aimed at belittling single guys, it's all a bit eye rolley.
At the danger of being a touch overly serious, lots of people do plenty of things wrong. Blaming single guys for the bad experience on this site is just as bad as single guys blaming 'bitches' for their lack of 'success'.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So...
According to your two threads, everything is the fault of single guys?
Tea
According to the thread(s) men are being judged.
I judge everyone. I believe in equal opportunities of judgment
I appreciate and recognise the humour in your thread, however, when it's purely aimed at belittling single guys, it's all a bit eye rolley.
At the danger of being a touch overly serious, lots of people do plenty of things wrong. Blaming single guys for the bad experience on this site is just as bad as single guys blaming 'bitches' for their lack of 'success'.
"
I don't actually think I am pointing the blame at single guy's. I think a big part of the issues I face as a single woman are my own expectations. My own conflicting behaviours and my own need for validation at times.
Despite the honour that was intended with my posts they do actually touch on much deeper issues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So...
According to your two threads, everything is the fault of single guys?
Tea
According to the thread(s) men are being judged.
I judge everyone. I believe in equal opportunities of judgment
I appreciate and recognise the humour in your thread, however, when it's purely aimed at belittling single guys, it's all a bit eye rolley.
At the danger of being a touch overly serious, lots of people do plenty of things wrong. Blaming single guys for the bad experience on this site is just as bad as single guys blaming 'bitches' for their lack of 'success'.
I don't actually think I am pointing the blame at single guy's. I think a big part of the issues I face as a single woman are my own expectations. My own conflicting behaviours and my own need for validation at times.
Despite the honour that was intended with my posts they do actually touch on much deeper issues "
That's a really honest observation. Beyond my observation on your post, which was my subjective opinion based on my own bias (and sensitive male ego) it was more of a musing regarding blame and where people place it, rather than a criticism of yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So...
According to your two threads, everything is the fault of single guys?
Tea
According to the thread(s) men are being judged.
I judge everyone. I believe in equal opportunities of judgment
I appreciate and recognise the humour in your thread, however, when it's purely aimed at belittling single guys, it's all a bit eye rolley.
At the danger of being a touch overly serious, lots of people do plenty of things wrong. Blaming single guys for the bad experience on this site is just as bad as single guys blaming 'bitches' for their lack of 'success'.
I don't actually think I am pointing the blame at single guy's. I think a big part of the issues I face as a single woman are my own expectations. My own conflicting behaviours and my own need for validation at times.
Despite the honour that was intended with my posts they do actually touch on much deeper issues
That's a really honest observation. Beyond my observation on your post, which was my subjective opinion based on my own bias (and sensitive male ego) it was more of a musing regarding blame and where people place it, rather than a criticism of yourself. "
Ultimately we are all the masters of our own destiny but you only get what you put in. This applies to most things in life. Relationships, work,diet and fab. Put in good effort get good results. |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"So let's see how I think it applies to women. Please note I'm making fun of myself here!
1. Log in after failed relationship attempt, divorce, months or years of bad or no sex
Time to explore my fantasies on my terms!
2. No pics and no real content you're inundated with message's. It's overwhelming and a bit creepy. You log out or hit delete profile.
3. You return because you think you now understand how it works and you're very disillusioned by the dating world.
4. Post a host of posed pictures, angled and filtered.
5. Write a 3 page dossier about what and who you want
6. You realise no one reads your profile so you post on the forums that men are useless and couples just see you as a performing seal.. what about my needs!!
7. You're slightly concerned you have been compared to a Dyson!
8. You receive some pretty abusive emails that are nasty and upset you
9. You hide your profile for a bit to reduce the messages while you work out why you're actually here
10. You return thinking I'm going to have fun, my rules, my way. Your profile headline says not meeting (that's bound to filter out people)
11. You stop caring about crap messages, dodgy pics and what people think and do your own thing.
12. You're finally having a good time despite not being a size 8 with perky tits and you realise the world maybe isn't as shallow as you once thought.
13. You decide to try dating again but realise it's too much hassle and return to fab
"
I think some men can relate to this  |
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". Post pics of tits and minge out.
. Whine that men say they want to fuck them.
. Say they're NOT MEETING in one sentence hidden in their 3,000 WORD RANTY BORING NEGATIVE SHOUTY PROFILE then cry on the forums about getting messages.
. Whine about the crap messages they get but never ever send any or go looking themselves.
. Take the piss out of men who feel shit and not human about getting no replies, then post a thread crying that a man didn't throw himself at her feet.
. Bitch about men being crap but still have a profile that gets "too much mail wahhh" to entice even more messages telling her how wonderful she is.
"
This is one of the realisms of what I see. |
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". Post pics of tits and minge out.
. Whine that men say they want to fuck them.
. Say they're NOT MEETING in one sentence hidden in their 3,000 WORD RANTY BORING NEGATIVE SHOUTY PROFILE then cry on the forums about getting messages.
. Whine about the crap messages they get but never ever send any or go looking themselves.
. Take the piss out of men who feel shit and not human about getting no replies, then post a thread crying that a man didn't throw himself at her feet.
. Bitch about men being crap but still have a profile that gets "too much mail wahhh" to entice even more messages telling her how wonderful she is.
"
Preach.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So...
According to your two threads, everything is the fault of single guys?
Tea
According to the thread(s) men are being judged.
I judge everyone. I believe in equal opportunities of judgment
I appreciate and recognise the humour in your thread, however, when it's purely aimed at belittling single guys, it's all a bit eye rolley.
At the danger of being a touch overly serious, lots of people do plenty of things wrong. Blaming single guys for the bad experience on this site is just as bad as single guys blaming 'bitches' for their lack of 'success'.
I don't actually think I am pointing the blame at single guy's. I think a big part of the issues I face as a single woman are my own expectations. My own conflicting behaviours and my own need for validation at times.
Despite the honour that was intended with my posts they do actually touch on much deeper issues
That's a really honest observation. Beyond my observation on your post, which was my subjective opinion based on my own bias (and sensitive male ego) it was more of a musing regarding blame and where people place it, rather than a criticism of yourself.
Ultimately we are all the masters of our own destiny but you only get what you put in. This applies to most things in life. Relationships, work,diet and fab. Put in good effort get good results. "
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