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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.
To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.
I'm average with an average cock.
Fill your boots  |
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"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.
To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.
I'm average with an average cock.
Fill your boots "
Mine fills your boots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.
To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.
I'm average with an average cock.
Fill your boots "
We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements... |
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"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.
To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.
I'm average with an average cock.
Fill your boots
Mine fills your boots"
Mines filled three prams |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.
To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.
I'm average with an average cock.
Fill your boots
We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements..."
I thought we had that in sky remotes and showers in a can  |
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"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.
To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.
I'm average with an average cock.
Fill your boots
Mine fills your boots
Mines filled three prams"
Should have staggered it, you would have saved a fortune |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.
To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.
I'm average with an average cock.
Fill your boots
We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements..."
In this thread, mine is the point of reference. Clearly everyone is going to be girthier / longer / harder /faster otherwise there'd be no point in them posting!
Although bonus points are awarded for the "I'm quite small at 8" with the girth of a can of tuna" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x"
Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote |
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote "
But which generation of Sky remote? All differing sizes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote "
I’m never touching anybody else’s Sky remote ever again without wearing gloves  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote
But which generation of Sky remote? All differing sizes. "
Oh gawd.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote
But which generation of Sky remote? All differing sizes.
Oh gawd.."
I did not know this...I may be being duped by some then |
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"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.
To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.
I'm average with an average cock.
Fill your boots
We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements..."
I agree. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote
I’m never touching anybody else’s Sky remote ever again without wearing gloves "
How about a packet of Pringles then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote
I’m never touching anybody else’s Sky remote ever again without wearing gloves
How about a packet of Pringles then?"
This I’ve got to see  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x"
What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X |
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote
But which generation of Sky remote? All differing sizes.
Oh gawd..
I did not know this...I may be being duped by some then "
Sky Q box one is much smaller, handily |
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x
What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X"
Fruit!!! Apples, oranges, watermelon (I've heard they are popular), grapefruit x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x
What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X
Fruit!!! Apples, oranges, watermelon (I've heard they are popular), grapefruit x"
Seriously?! Wow! I guess food hygiene standards don’t apply x |
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x
What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X
Fruit!!! Apples, oranges, watermelon (I've heard they are popular), grapefruit x
Seriously?! Wow! I guess food hygiene standards don’t apply x"
Hygiene doesn't seem to matter to the innumerable household items I've seen next to a cock in pics on here x |
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"I might have to measure up against a Pringles tube and a take a pic now 
Now I have an image of those comedy snakes jumping out of a tin you got from joke store "
They don't call it a trouser snake for nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've heard it feels really good as it slides slowly in
In the pringles carton?
That could be interesting if pringles still in...."
Salt & vinegar can burn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.
To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.
I'm average with an average cock.
Fill your boots
We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements..."
lol perv  |
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"Sigh. Never a straight answer with you lot...
Now you want straight and floppy measurements?
Personally I don’t think a floppy dick is a good look..."
So you want ‘your’ man to walk around with a permanent hard on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sigh. Never a straight answer with you lot...
Now you want straight and floppy measurements?
Personally I don’t think a floppy dick is a good look...
So you want ‘your’ man to walk around with a permanent hard on? "
I’m more of an ‘on demand’ chick. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"A thread pull of average cocks
I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off
Read the post again.
*whoosh*
I want a head in hands emoji... "
Like a wanking emoji? |
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"A thread pull of average cocks
I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off
Read the post again.
*whoosh*
I want a head in hands emoji...
Like a wanking emoji?"
You know me so well (can you sing that in the style of Elaine Paige please) |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"A thread pull of average cocks
I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off
Read the post again.
*whoosh*
I want a head in hands emoji...
Like a wanking emoji?
You know me so well (can you sing that in the style of Elaine Paige please) "
I’m more the lead singer of the commitments |
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"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.
Connie x
I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x
What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X"
Lmao!! |
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"A thread pull of average cocks
I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off
Read the post again.
*whoosh*
I want a head in hands emoji...
Like a wanking emoji?
You know me so well (can you sing that in the style of Elaine Paige please)
I’m more the lead singer of the commitments"
Knock it off he's blonde |
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