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What mildly annoying curse do you wish you could curse people with?

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By *itty9899 OP   Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Cotton mouth.

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Mutism x

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By *aisy SteinerWoman  over a year ago

Leicester

Never quite remembering that word they're tryin to think of.

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Ermmm.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When they lie their tongue goes black

P

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Pinocchio nose ....

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

If some twat says something annoying then I can curse them with shooty bum for 60 seconds

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"When they lie their tongue goes black

P"

Or when they just talk shite!

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By *xperimentalistMan  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

A little bit of wee escaping every time they have a naughty thought

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A boil on your bum each time you told a lie.. would be interesting at a social to see who can stay sitting...

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Permanent ring sting from a curry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They end every sentence with a woohoo

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By *itty9899 OP   Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Permanent ring sting from a curry"

Ouch

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

A unicorn horn, so that they would be followed around by hordes of screaming children all the time (or couples from fabswingers)

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Pinocchio nose .... "

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They end every sentence with a woohoo"

woohoo,,wooooooohooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If some twat says something annoying then I can curse them with shooty bum for 60 seconds "

Shooty bum is that what I call "screwdriver man"?

When it feels you're getting stabbed up the rectum randomly

P

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

When they talk cr.p there breath smells of poo

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"If some twat says something annoying then I can curse them with shooty bum for 60 seconds

Shooty bum is that what I call "screwdriver man"?

When it feels you're getting stabbed up the rectum randomly

P"

^^ this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If some twat says something annoying then I can curse them with shooty bum for 60 seconds

Shooty bum is that what I call "screwdriver man"?

When it feels you're getting stabbed up the rectum randomly

P

^^ this "

Aaahahaaha yes! I'm cracking up

P

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"If some twat says something annoying then I can curse them with shooty bum for 60 seconds "

What on earth is shooty bum?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"If some twat says something annoying then I can curse them with shooty bum for 60 seconds

What on earth is shooty bum?"

Ignore that

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

Every time they got to the top of the stairs they’d forget what they went upstairs for and they’d only remember when the got back down.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Athletes foot whenever they did a " poor me "thread

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Every time they got to the top of the stairs they’d forget what they went upstairs for and they’d only remember when the got back down. "

So it was YOU!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

id make them whisper then shout every other sentence

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By *rjimMan  over a year ago

nr bristol

Leprosy.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

Nits....

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Every time they got to the top of the stairs they’d forget what they went upstairs for and they’d only remember when the got back down. "

Someone has already cursed me with this, as well as the 'go in the kitchen and forget why' and 'go the shops and come back with everything apart from the things you went for' x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To shallow hall them woohoo!

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"They end every sentence with a woohoo"

Genius! I want this one!

Another suggestion: I could make them uncertain about whether they have slightly squitty-shat themselves or not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They end every sentence with a woohoo"

This. Unless they're on karaoke singing Song 2 by Blur, then the opposite is true and they're unable to do so.

B

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Whenever they say anything, everyone ignores them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by poster at 21/07/19 12:28:57]"

They'd scratch their arse and sniff their fingers when ever anyone spoke to them.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Itchy genitals that can only be fixed by scratching. In front of people they don't want to see them do it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/07/19 12:28:57]

They'd scratch their arse and sniff their fingers when ever anyone spoke to them."

Yes!

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Losing a sock

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They end every sentence with a woohoo"

Or have to make pointy gun fingers and say "I like your style!"

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By *sgigglersCouple  over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

I think someone already cursed me with things always being an inch out of reach, or half an inch too big for where I want them to go!

L x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be a cynical optimist. They will always hope for the best but not actually believe that it will be.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

To be surrounded by people who find something about them exotic and are unable to keep their enthusiasm to themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Short arms and the shits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be surrounded by people who find something about them exotic and are unable to keep their enthusiasm to themselves. "

The opposite is also pretty bad, to be surrounded by people who find you utterly dull and are unable to keep their apathy to themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To have something in their shoe but everytime they take it off, there's nothing there.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Every time they lie they fart uncontrollably

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I curse all women I like with the inability to say ' no '

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

May the shit of a thousand seagulls land upon you.

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By *itty9899 OP   Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island


"May the shit of a thousand seagulls land upon you."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A big shiny red boil on the end of their nose x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"May the shit of a thousand seagulls land upon you."
that curse has already started working omg

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By *itty9899 OP   Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Pins and needles in the foot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One sock sliding into a shoe forever.

Always stewing their tea by accident

Uneven shoelaces ( just me?)

Mrs Cagey here, Mr would be more diabolical I bet.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who ruins your day.

And let there arms be to short to scratch them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The "Liar Liar" Wish.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Whenever they say anything, everyone ignores them."

I'm cursed I tell you

Drippy bum

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