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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have absolutely no idea

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

I know the feeling. I have been told the trick is to just take hundreds and narrow it down to the best one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do it when d*unk

P

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I know the feeling. I have been told the trick is to just take hundreds and narrow it down to the best one. "

My face hurts make it stop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

have a wank first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh! "

Smile....Hold the camera above you....and take a few and pic your fav

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh!

Smile....Hold the camera above you....and take a few and pic your fav "

I’ve heard this too. Hold it above you. But why?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh!

Smile....Hold the camera above you....and take a few and pic your fav "

I concentrate on the camera which leads to bitch face. So I relax my face which leads to sad face. So I try to smile which looks ridiculous.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

The above shot generally hides my double chin and fat Face

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By *aisy SteinerWoman  over a year ago

Leicester

I find looking up at the camera reduces double chins (in my case) and thinking of something hilarious, like the chances I'll ever own my own home or get a job I enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm exactly the same, it's very rare that I take one that I feel is even vaguely recognisable as me.

Even with all the best angles, tricks and lighting, I'm just resigned to the fact that I look better in person.

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get someone else to take it??

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm trying to master this skill. My face hurts. And I'm picking apart every flaw in my appearance. Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh!

Smile....Hold the camera above you....and take a few and pic your fav "

It is indeed a very flattering angle for selfies, take it from a slight angle rather than directly face on too, then yes, just take tons of photos with slight variations of angle and expression . Happy snapping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh!

Smile....Hold the camera above you....and take a few and pic your fav

I’ve heard this too. Hold it above you. But why?"

It makes your face look thinner and hides shadows that can age you and gives more perspective to your face....they say we all have a left or right side that's different

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Try taking a video, then grabbing a screenshot?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fave selfie was when my phone did the 3 shot burst (damn you Samsung for removing that feature)

Anywhoos, I was getting where i wanted to be, time went off and in 3 shots it captured me hitting my funny bone and the look of horror and pain that followed.

P

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh! "

Don't bother.

Just take pictures of your shoes.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh!

Don't bother.

Just take pictures of your shoes.

"

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm awful at selfies. Face ones. I can take pics of other parts of my body but hate taking pics of my face. I smile and I look like I have wind or I'm constipated. If I don't smile, I look like I'm plotting a murder. I have bad resting bitch face x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

get pissed n pout

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh! "

Can’t help you, I only do “pissed off”, “surprised” or “needy”

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh!

Can’t help you, I only do “pissed off”, “surprised” or “needy”"

I can offer you psycho and depressed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I seem to tilt my head to the side in every one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate my smile and the camera hates me. Apparently I do look better in real life, but getting the camera to agree is a nightmare.

I have given up and just take random pics and choose the one I hate the least!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh!

Can’t help you, I only do “pissed off”, “surprised” or “needy”

I can offer you psycho and depressed. "

Got those. But I am looking for Terry Butcher World Cup 90

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I seem to tilt my head to the side in every one!"

I do that. Always the same side too x

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Psycho eyes" is my speciality

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"How do I take one that doesn't make me look sad, angry, or like the world's worst actor playing a happy person?

Ugh!

Smile....Hold the camera above you....and take a few and pic your fav

I concentrate on the camera which leads to bitch face. So I relax my face which leads to sad face. So I try to smile which looks ridiculous. "

Set it on timer so you get chance to get a good one

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By *JohnMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Can’t help you, I only do “pissed off”, “surprised” or “needy”

I can offer you psycho and depressed. "

I do a very good serial killer.

I'm going to an event in a couple of weeks. We'll be out in the beautiful countryside, and there'll be someone there who can point a camera at me. I promise to come back with a profile photo.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!

I always struggle with smiling for selfies, end up either grinning like an inane idiot or looking like I'm totally bored and slightly angry.

Setting a timer on the phone can help but best is to take it when you're least expecting it

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

I found out if you take a million you’ll take a few that you like. I now seem to have ones that apparently suggest I like sex. Wtf?!

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