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At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties
....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol |
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over a year ago
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"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties
....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "
Or just a female |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"Do you?
I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.
Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'?
They get their supporters pass for free"
I’m paid a retainer to be here!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?
Take a look at my profile sweetness...  "
That’s my bedtime reading and perving 
Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?
Elite swinger- an individual who...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you?
I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.
Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'?
They get their supporters pass for free
I’m paid a retainer to be here! "
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"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?
Take a look at my profile sweetness...
That’s my bedtime reading and perving
Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?
Elite swinger- an individual who...?"
Has a pin badge and a bumper sticker which says “honk if you do give a fuck” |
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"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?
Take a look at my profile sweetness...
That’s my bedtime reading and perving
Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?
Elite swinger- an individual who...?"
...is top of the tree in swinging
#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand |
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"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?
Take a look at my profile sweetness...
That’s my bedtime reading and perving
Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?
Elite swinger- an individual who...?
...is top of the tree in swinging
#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand "
#repeater #heavycummer |
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"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?
Take a look at my profile sweetness...
That’s my bedtime reading and perving
Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?
Elite swinger- an individual who...?
...is top of the tree in swinging
#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand
#repeater #heavycummer"
#fireman #suitwearer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?
Take a look at my profile sweetness...
That’s my bedtime reading and perving
Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?
Elite swinger- an individual who...?
...is top of the tree in swinging
#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand "
Well I ain’t gonna fuck someone I don’t think is handsome 
And what is classed as ‘hung’ to you?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?
Take a look at my profile sweetness...
That’s my bedtime reading and perving
Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?
Elite swinger- an individual who...?
...is top of the tree in swinging
#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand
#repeater #heavycummer
#fireman #suitwearer"
I think you have a very odd view of this world.
In my experience the vast majority of people aren't looking for anything other than a good mutually enjoyable time with a like minded person/people.
It's very easy to get hung up on the profiles that you may feel exclude you, just bear in mind that that's their prerogative. Whilst some do look for specifics which may include yourself, others are less demanding. Focus on those that match you.
It always amuses me how people never rail against the preferences of people that do include them, it's only when a person is excluded that they start complaining...
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By (user no longer on site)
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And what is classed as ‘hung’ to you?
He frequently trips over it.
Ah
Well I haven’t met anyone hung either.
Usually they have a B at start ...BWC or BBC ????"
Yes but how big is that? How many inches? I tend to go for smaller to average sized cocks, biggest I’ve had is seven and a half inches |
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"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties
....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "
Depends can you tap dance...
Hopefully there's someone for everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Elite swingers are like the elite runners in the London Marathon. They get let in to clubs an hour earlier, before it's strewn with empty water bottles, energy bar crumbs and used condoms. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you?
I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.
Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'? "
I'm guessing it's the ones getting action when they want it, the ones who know what they want, click their fingers then *pooooof* on the doorstep
Or it could be those who visit clubs most weekends resulting in a mass of veris.
Or he could be referring to those who attend "killing kittens" (that's high end right?)
Or those who don't use a bowl for the keys at a suareeeeee coz it would mess with the feng-shu
Or those that turn up to meets in a Ferrari or Roller driven by their butler.
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"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties
....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "
You forgot Bi. You need to be Bi as well  |
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"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties
....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol
You forgot Bi. You need to be Bi as well "
Yessss 100% |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties
....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "
The best is those that have a long check list that must be met before they are prepared to talk to you ain't all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Elite swingers are like the elite runners in the London Marathon. They get let in to clubs an hour earlier, before it's strewn with empty water bottles, energy bar crumbs and used condoms. "
And they finish before everyone else |
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"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties
....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "
Come stand next to me in the short, bald corner |
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So lets rewrite this
You have to be........
Bi
Hung BBC or BWC
Heavy Cummer
Tall
A looker
Must have a “honk if you do give a fuck” sticker in the car
get your supporters pass for free
and sing regular...‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘
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"So lets rewrite this
You have to be........
Bi
Hung BBC or BWC
Heavy Cummer
Tall
A looker
Must have a “honk if you do give a fuck” sticker in the car
get your supporters pass for free
and sing regular...‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘
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You forgot girth, you need a fat one as well as long |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So lets rewrite this
You have to be........
Bi
Hung BBC or BWC
Heavy Cummer
Tall
A looker
Must have a “honk if you do give a fuck” sticker in the car
get your supporters pass for free
and sing regular...‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘
You forgot girth, you need a fat one as well as long "
Is it just me that cringes at term heavy cummer?
Connie x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties
....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "
I know what you mean (the click) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Elite swingers are like the elite runners in the London Marathon. They get let in to clubs an hour earlier, before it's strewn with empty water bottles, energy bar crumbs and used condoms. "
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