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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago, a guy came up to me after I sneezed and offered me a hanky. “It’s clean, I’ve just washed it in chloroform”
And that, ladies and gentleman, is how hubby and I met.
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
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Something I heard the other day....
A Sunderland lass on a night out in Newcastle walks up to a bloke, grabs his arse and says, "you're gorgeous, do you want my number?"
He says to her, "do you have a pen?" She answers, "yes".
He says, "shouldn't you be getting back to if before the farmer notices you're missing?"
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