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Lets make a list of weird things said about swingers

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Off the back of another thread.

3 - 2 - 1 Go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They wear masks to clubs!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Filthy fuckers, they use poo knives and the men share there wife's

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

They'll fuck anyone coz it's only sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That it's the bloke in a couple who's driving it all and the woman's just doing it for his benefit. Heard that one a number of times.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

They shave there teachers doggy (you've got to have been on fab forums for awhile to get this)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That it's the bloke in a couple who's driving it all and the woman's just doing it for his benefit. Heard that one a number of times. "

I've seen that one a number of times...

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

The women don't have to be blind d*unk to try anal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They grow pampas grass in their front gardens.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

A visit to a swingers club is the same as an orgy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That it's the bloke in a couple who's driving it all and the woman's just doing it for his benefit. Heard that one a number of times.

I've seen that one a number of times... "

God knows what they make of single women on the scene then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They'll fuck anyone coz it's only sex."

Funny.. that's what a lot of swingers assume about bi males. Swinger, or not.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

They put car keys in fish bowls

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"They grow pampas grass in their front gardens."

Refers the OP to my profile...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can recognise swingers by their curtains.

Crusty curtain corners = swingers.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

Start a fashion

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"You can recognise swingers by their curtains.

Crusty curtain corners = swingers."

Swingers like tight white pants = fact

nice pants Sam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only weirdos are swingers... Oh wait!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

Start a fashion

I will need a bigger bowl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

only swingers wear ankle chains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

Start a fashion

I will need a bigger bowl

I have a big salad bowl I can bring!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"They shave there teachers doggy (you've got to have been on fab forums for awhile to get this)"

Omg I remember him, he's still ony fb lol.

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS over a year ago

lisburn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can recognise swingers by their curtains.

Crusty curtain corners = swingers.

Swingers like tight white pants = fact

nice pants Sam

Ohh... these old things??

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I blame there parents

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"They grow pampas grass in their front gardens."

And have white stone chippings and gnomes. (I inherited these from the previous owner, honest!)

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

Start a fashion

I will need a bigger bowl

I have a big salad bowl I can bring! "

But where you gonna keep the salad then

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"You can recognise swingers by their curtains.

Crusty curtain corners = swingers.

Swingers like tight white pants = fact

nice pants Sam

Ohh... these old things??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

Start a fashion

I will need a bigger bowl

I have a big salad bowl I can bring!

But where you gonna keep the salad then

Fuck the salad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

Start a fashion

I will need a bigger bowl

I have a big salad bowl I can bring!

But where you gonna keep the salad then

Fuck the salad! "

Ew! Is that what that dressing is?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

Start a fashion

I will need a bigger bowl

I have a big salad bowl I can bring!

But where you gonna keep the salad then

Fuck the salad!

Ew! Is that what that dressing is?! "

Well this is a thread about the weird things swingers do...

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

Start a fashion

I will need a bigger bowl

I have a big salad bowl I can bring!

But where you gonna keep the salad then

Fuck the salad! "

Yeah get out the goddam bowl you leafy types and make room for the keys

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"They wear masks to clubs! "

*sniggers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That we all have sex parties on a Friday night

I have been to loads of parties in my time and not once have I put my keys in a bowl, quite disappointed really

Start a fashion

I will need a bigger bowl

I have a big salad bowl I can bring!

But where you gonna keep the salad then

Fuck the salad!

Yeah get out the goddam bowl you leafy types and make room for the keys

Far more fun than salad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They're open minded

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

The daily fail loves them, circulation goes up with every story.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The daily fail loves them, circulation goes up with every story.

As does Fab membership when it's mentioned in the papers.

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

I went to a party and genuinely keys were put in a bowl... I had arrived on my moped...

they do say swingers tie plastic bags to their shopping trolleys

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"They'll fuck anyone coz it's only sex.

Funny.. that's what a lot of swingers assume about bi males. Swinger, or not."

And single women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They're open minded "

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"They're open minded

I chortled at that.....

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

They invite you round to try out their new hot tub then insist every one needs to be naked because of the filters

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

Live in dungeons and have sex slaves to do their bidding

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