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If everyone had to wear a warning label what would yours say ..

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By *tag and Hellcat OP Couple over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Mine would be along the lines of ..

"Handle with caution ... seriously hot ... "

Ms. H

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hands off im not for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Hungry, sore, and will cry at most things’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WARNING

Brain to mouth filter faulty. May cause serious offence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine would be along the lines of ..

"Handle with caution ... seriously hot ... "

Ms. H "

Niiice

Mine would be

"Don't feed the animals"

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By *exy Sarah and MichaelCouple over a year ago

Torquay

Warning “ Cunts Ahead “ for us x

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

[Removed by poster at 19/07/19 10:48:22]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning

Comes with cartoons and a child like sense of humour

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

hand wash only do not spin

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'd like it to say something really hot like "Warning, she'll blow your mind with her raw sexuality".

The reality -

"Warning - prone to bouts of excessive talking and mocking. May induce sleepiness."

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Gobby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get out the way ya pelican

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Biter - especially if you don’t want her to

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

Talks too much

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wet paint.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning - sarcasm may cause offence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*caution choking hazard*

Ok *small parts included, required some assembly*

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Doesn't suffer fools. This probably includes you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

menopausal - overheats regularly and and eyes often leak

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By *edmark07Man over a year ago

liverpool

Delicate. Do not rinse. None returnable if damaged

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Caution! Infected with weirdness"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not suitable for anaphylactics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May contain nuts.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

May contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: may be nuts.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Warning - no off switch x

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"May contain nuts.

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U lot are jinx twins

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Slippery when wet

Jo x

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

WARNING, prolonged exposure may cause serious hangovers and exhaustion

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

May cause an explosion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t forget to look down you might trip over me

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

“Warning” that is all it needs to say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

P - will go for the jugular if provoked.

B - Don't bring your donkey, it will lose it's hind leg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Don’t do anything I say or take any notice of my advice”

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Parental Advisory Explicit Content

The following person will contain scenes of nudity, strong language, sexual innuendos and mild violance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made in Clacton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Warning” that is all it needs to say

"
beat me to it I was going to say that

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By *pitfiremk10Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Caution. Mad cat man ahead

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Take it up with d*unk me, sober me knows nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning - Run by duracel batteries

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"“Warning” that is all it needs to say

beat me to it I was going to say that

We can share the sign

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Danger - men working below

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Facetious and annoying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MINE!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always happy beware

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mostly harmless , annoyingly positive

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

WARNING - Once turned on doesn't have an off switch

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Take it up with d*unk me, sober me knows nothing

Love this x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck off !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Step away from this woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't talk shite, I don't care much for that kinda nonsense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can quickly turn from fun to sleepy if given too much alcohol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Warning” that is all it needs to say

beat me to it I was going to say that

We can share the sign

"
go on then x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please be aware of the forum rules before posting.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting. "
And I thought yours would be " I want Anal "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning - nasty mouth when hungry or hormonal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting. And I thought yours would be " I want Anal "

Where did you get that idea from ?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting. And I thought yours would be " I want Anal "

Where did you get that idea from ? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting. And I thought yours would be " I want Anal "

Where did you get that idea from ?

I'd love to fuck your ass Fi x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will say EXACTLY what she thinks.

Swears A LOT.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An aquired taste"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting. And I thought yours would be " I want Anal "

Where did you get that idea from ?

I'd love to fuck your ass Fi x"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Will say EXACTLY what she thinks.

Swears A LOT.

"
Nearly as much as me hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His:- Do not annoy the un-medicated person

Hers:- May bite if provoked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get it up, you get rid of it

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting. And I thought yours would be " I want Anal "

Where did you get that idea from ?

I'd love to fuck your ass Fi x"

Mines an exit only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting. And I thought yours would be " I want Anal "

Where did you get that idea from ?

I'd love to fuck your ass Fi x

Mines an exit only

I don't mind you pushing out while I am entering in....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is jeff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stay out of my pants i just sharted

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting. And I thought yours would be " I want Anal "

Where did you get that idea from ?

I'd love to fuck your ass Fi x

Mines an exit only

I don't mind you pushing out while I am entering in.... "

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Seriously awesome

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Seriously addictive personality in the flesh x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting. And I thought yours would be " I want Anal "

Where did you get that idea from ?

I'd love to fuck your ass Fi x

Mines an exit only

I don't mind you pushing out while I am entering in....

That's exactly the expression Id like to see during rough anal sesh

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

I've been told my warning label should be "warning, can breathe through his ears and has a lizard tongue"

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

Don’t ask the question unless you’re prepared for the answer

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Passionate Sweet but I can bite.

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By *astyEricMan over a year ago

Hull

Nerd, handle with caution

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would say "waning, can't spell warning"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine would say "waning, can't spell warning"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WARNING:-heavily medicated for your safety.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Warning

Over excited spillage will occur

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made in Clacton "

Clacton should have a warning sign instead of a welcome sign.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t forget to look down you might trip over me

I'd love to trip over you.

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By *urdazMan over a year ago

Near Gainsborough

Not a role model!

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Fragile

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By *on a MangerMan over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

Warning - impatient

Warning - prone to meddling (sometimes)

Warning - not often wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warning - impatient

Warning - prone to meddling (sometimes)

Warning - not often wrong

Warning, too many warning signs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

warning: very strange, will bore you to death with terrible jokes and also steal your food.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Hannah: Dangerous curves ahead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Proceed with caution. Partial to bacon and burgers

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Caution.......dynamite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop

And think about it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

This way up.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

“ Never return to a lit firework”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Limpet like, once bonded.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning - may make random attempts to appear sexy , youthful and important. Turn back now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handle with care- not predictable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handle with care- not predictable."
red-hot /ablaze wear protective gloves when touching is more appropriate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution- may go off in your hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning ‘this body makes infrequent stops’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handle with care- not predictable.red-hot /ablaze wear protective gloves when touching is more appropriate

And I appreciate it when you calm me down- really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you find this old man return to ******** no reward given but if you decide to keep him compensation will be given gladly

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Warning - impatient

Warning - prone to meddling (sometimes)

Warning - not often wrong

You don’t meddle? Surely!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Don't leave unsupervised

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