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I don’t snap it. You can’t snap it If you snap it it’s called a chihuahua. I like to take it from the right end and slowly bring my tongue around the edges to lap up the overflowing ketchup and mustard then I’ll take the end and wrap my lips firmly around it making sure I get as much as I can into my mouth while still holding it firmly in both hands  |
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over a year ago
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"I bite off both ends first, then pick one side and eat it all from there. "
Agreed. Bite what's hanging out of the bap before finishing off what's inside the bap  |
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"I don’t snap it. You can’t snap it If you snap it it’s called a chihuahua. I like to take it from the right end and slowly bring my tongue around the edges to lap up the overflowing ketchup and mustard then I’ll take the end and wrap my lips firmly around it making sure I get as much as I can into my mouth while still holding it firmly in both hands "
i never want a bj again |
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"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids "
gullible |
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"I bite off both ends first, then pick one side and eat it all from there.
Agreed. Bite what's hanging out of the bap before finishing off what's inside the bap "
no guts no glory |
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"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids gullible "
No absolutely true. You eat people’s smelly piles. |
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"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids gullible
No absolutely true. You eat people’s smelly piles. "
Ooo double bubble i ate a girls bum hole other day too im on a roll |
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"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids gullible
No absolutely true. You eat people’s smelly piles.
Ooo double bubble i ate a girls bum hole other day too im on a roll"
I thought it would be the bum hole, in a roll |
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"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids "
I used to say they were made from eyelids and assholes |
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"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids
I used to say they were made from eyelids and assholes "
Not you toooo  |
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"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids
I used to say they were made from eyelids and assholes
Not you toooo "
Yep, pink wobbly mystery meat |
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"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids
I used to say they were made from eyelids and assholes
Not you toooo
Yep, pink wobbly mystery meat "
like a blindfold gb |
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WARNING. This is more seriously important.
This could actually ruin a perfect cup of tea or coffee.
Dunking biscuits.
The worst 2 types of biscuits to dunk are ! digestives and rich tea.
This helpful information on how to dunk a bicky is totally free, providing that you use mustard on your hot dog.
To dunk a biscuit successfully, if you can get a digestive biscuit into a mug or cup, in one piece in the first place.
1. Do not leave biscuit in mug or cup, for more than 3 secs.
2. Keep biscuit vertical while dunking.
3. Tilt your head back.
4. While transferring biscuit from mug to mouth always keep your eye on the biscuit, and keep the biscuit vertical at all times.
5. As a safety precaution, have a teaspoon close by.
Health and safety.
Never dunk while in bed naked. Or you may end up saying !!! ''Oh FUCK'' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"WARNING. This is more seriously important.
This could actually ruin a perfect cup of tea or coffee.
Dunking biscuits.
The worst 2 types of biscuits to dunk are ! digestives and rich tea.
This helpful information on how to dunk a bicky is totally free, providing that you use mustard on your hot dog.
To dunk a biscuit successfully, if you can get a digestive biscuit into a mug or cup, in one piece in the first place.
1. Do not leave biscuit in mug or cup, for more than 3 secs.
2. Keep biscuit vertical while dunking.
3. Tilt your head back.
4. While transferring biscuit from mug to mouth always keep your eye on the biscuit, and keep the biscuit vertical at all times.
5. As a safety precaution, have a teaspoon close by.
Health and safety.
Never dunk while in bed naked. Or you may end up saying !!! ''Oh FUCK''"
Rude go get your own thread biscuit boy |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"I would hold it over the nearest bin. I like junk food, but hot dogs just taste rank and have a disgusting texture  "
Agree I only eat hot dogs that are made with a quality sausage not those long, thin, pinky orange things that come in tins  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would hold it over the nearest bin. I like junk food, but hot dogs just taste rank and have a disgusting texture
Agree I only eat hot dogs that are made with a quality sausage not those long, thin, pinky orange things that come in tins "
quality over quantity |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I would hold it over the nearest bin. I like junk food, but hot dogs just taste rank and have a disgusting texture
Agree I only eat hot dogs that are made with a quality sausage not those long, thin, pinky orange things that come in tins quality over quantity "
Absolutely- I’d rather have a little tasty one that a great long one full of lips and ass!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I slowly take it in my mouth, wrapping my tongue around the shaft...
Oh. Shit. 
Hotdog you say?
I just take a bite of whichever end is closest and chow down.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When eating a hotdog do u start on the left the right or like me snap it in half and eat from the middle "
Depends on what side of the hemisphere I am on
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I slowly take it in my mouth, wrapping my tongue around the shaft...
Oh. Shit.
Hotdog you say?
I just take a bite of whichever end is closest and chow down.... "
dog tease |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When eating a hotdog do u start on the left the right or like me snap it in half and eat from the middle
Depends on what side of the hemisphere I am on
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the twiglet zone do do do do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 19/07/19 12:03:18]
Too late I saw it and it turned me on
I'm not ashamed of my hot dog ways I just made a grammatical error bbe"
As usual.but I like you like that it makes me think I am Einstein. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At first I wank it off with some ketchup as lube. And then I slap it on my face a bit. I then suck it from the fattest end and swallow it whole.
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needs a wet whipe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 19/07/19 12:03:18]
Too late I saw it and it turned me on
I'm not ashamed of my hot dog ways I just made a grammatical error bbe
As usual.but I like you like that it makes me think I am Einstein. "
You make me laff |
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