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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What are the things , you SHOULDNT open with.

I'll start

Hey x , would you like to be Slapped in the Face by my cock ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My first impression was generic northern

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ignore my rash, it’s not contagious any more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now then, now then, waggle of cigar....

Opening with a Jimmy Saville would be the worst first impression to lead in with...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s okay my mum will just watch

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

I allways try to be polite if it no then fine allways replay thank up and good luck

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By *aisy SteinerWoman over a year ago

Leicester

"Now then, now then, waggle of cigar....

Opening with a Jimmy Saville would be the worst first impression to lead in with..."

Oh. That's where I've been going wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have your babies hi I'm Gerry

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Nice legs, what time do they open ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now then, now then, waggle of cigar....

Opening with a Jimmy Saville would be the worst first impression to lead in with..."

This wins

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry the patio is uneven...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Harvey would you like to be in my next movie you look very sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anal .. tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I open with "does this rag smell of chloroform to you"...

It doesn't work, people just laugh instead of sniffing the rag.

I'm sick of this shit. Chloroform isn't cheap you know...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I said you had a fantastic body I'd be a fucking liar. I'll still fuck you though because I'm good like that.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What are the things , you SHOULDNT open with.

I'll start

Hey x , would you like to be Slapped in the Face by my cock ??

I’ve had worst offers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you dress up like my Mum, was an opening line I received

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I actually had " how's your gag reflex"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you dress up like my Mum, was an opening line I received

Haha ..

How much for an hour ??

(Bet some of you had this too)

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Can you dress up like my Mum, was an opening line I received

One fucking time... And you just bang on about.. Sheesh.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I was going to paraphrase the first message that I remember blocking (long time ago), but that'd get me a forum ban because of the content. Lol!

Fuck now, you're nearby fancy a quickie, what's a man got to do to pull one of you ugly slags, and much much more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey .. your pussy free tonight ??

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