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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve had Nutella crepes for my lunch for the last couple of days now. And I know fine well I’m going to have them tomorrow.
But fuck, I am craving them right now. I’m tempted to get out of bed and make them, but I’m resisting.
What non sexual thing are you currently craving? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quick question. Does having my face sat on count as "sexual"?
Yes! Tut tut. Take your smut elsewhere young man
Bollocks
Also sexual
Seriously?? This is a rubbish thread.
How about a banana? "
You may crave a banana |
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"#apeslivesmatter
yes they do "
“The vegetable oil used in Nutella® is sustainable palm oil, 100% RSPO (Round Table on Sustainable palm oil) certified as segregated. This means that our palm oil is kept separated from conventional palm oil along the whole supply chain. Ferrero's achievement of the RSPO certification has also been praised by Richard Holland, Director of WWF's Market Transformation Initiative.”
You enjoy your Nutella crepes ... it’s all good 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"#apeslivesmatter
yes they do
“The vegetable oil used in Nutella® is sustainable palm oil, 100% RSPO (Round Table on Sustainable palm oil) certified as segregated. This means that our palm oil is kept separated from conventional palm oil along the whole supply chain. Ferrero's achievement of the RSPO certification has also been praised by Richard Holland, Director of WWF's Market Transformation Initiative.”
You enjoy your Nutella crepes ... it’s all good
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Ouchhhhhh |
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"Quick question. Does having my face sat on count as "sexual"?
Yes! Tut tut. Take your smut elsewhere young man
Bollocks
Also sexual
Seriously?? This is a rubbish thread.
How about a banana?
You may crave a banana"
Am I allowed a "special" holster for my banana? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quick question. Does having my face sat on count as "sexual"?
Yes! Tut tut. Take your smut elsewhere young man
Bollocks
Also sexual
Seriously?? This is a rubbish thread.
How about a banana?
You may crave a banana
Am I allowed a "special" holster for my banana? "
....I guess so |
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"Quick question. Does having my face sat on count as "sexual"?
Yes! Tut tut. Take your smut elsewhere young man
Bollocks
Also sexual
Seriously?? This is a rubbish thread.
How about a banana?
You may crave a banana
Am I allowed a "special" holster for my banana?
....I guess so "
Yay!! Then right now I am craving a sweet peeled banana which is holstered in a fair ladies chuff to keep it steady whilst I nibble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had Nutella crepes for my lunch for the last couple of days now. And I know fine well I’m going to have them tomorrow.
But fuck, I am craving them right now. I’m tempted to get out of bed and make them, but I’m resisting.
What non sexual thing are you currently craving?"
Well now I am seriously desiring nutella crepes!!  Thanks for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d love a Star Bar, been craving one all evening.
Now you’ve put Nutella crepes in my head though.
They’re so gooooooood"
I know. I slice banana on top of the Nutella too, or strawberries.
Damn you, woman, I want crepes. Now!!!! |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"I’ve had Nutella crepes for my lunch for the last couple of days now. And I know fine well I’m going to have them tomorrow.
But fuck, I am craving them right now. I’m tempted to get out of bed and make them, but I’m resisting.
What non sexual thing are you currently craving?"
Nutella crepes as of this minute! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of those nutella donuts from lidl. I walk in there buy 5 and leave all the rest of the stuff is shite
I need to find these delights. "
I have spares  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of those nutella donuts from lidl. I walk in there buy 5 and leave all the rest of the stuff is shite
I need to find these delights. I have spares "
If they’re that delicious, you should never have spares! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nutella fucking crepes you rat bag 
P
I adore you  "
I shit you not I'm gonna have to go find the tiny teeny weeny nutella spread sachet thingy that B left here and have it on toast.
And I'm secretly happy about it
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nutella fucking crepes you rat bag
P
I adore you
I shit you not I'm gonna have to go find the tiny teeny weeny nutella spread sachet thingy that B left here and have it on toast.
And I'm secretly happy about it
P"
I’m openly happy for you.
My dad nicks those from hotels whenever he goes and fights, despite always having a jar of Nutella at home. He eats them in the way home |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nutella fucking crepes you rat bag
P
I adore you
I shit you not I'm gonna have to go find the tiny teeny weeny nutella spread sachet thingy that B left here and have it on toast.
And I'm secretly happy about it
P
I’m openly happy for you.
My dad nicks those from hotels whenever he goes and fights, despite always having a jar of Nutella at home. He eats them in the way home "
Your dad is a smart fella
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nutella fucking crepes you rat bag
P
I adore you
I shit you not I'm gonna have to go find the tiny teeny weeny nutella spread sachet thingy that B left here and have it on toast.
And I'm secretly happy about it
P
I’m openly happy for you.
My dad nicks those from hotels whenever he goes and fights, despite always having a jar of Nutella at home. He eats them in the way home
Your dad is a smart fella
P"
I'm in heaven right now
Also... it's 1.18AM, that means it's morning, so I can count this as breakfast and not feel guilty! Winner.
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