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No mention of the C word, but can we fill this thread before midnight...
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over a year ago
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With absolute shite?
G’wan... 49 mins...  |
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over a year ago
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Cuntybollocks |
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over a year ago
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I'm |
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over a year ago
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Not |
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over a year ago
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Sure |
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over a year ago
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We |
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over a year ago
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Can |
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over a year ago
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Chips |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clowns |
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I'm in
Fuck
Drinks
Erm....... x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was thinking of starting a thread to combat the C virus tonight but glad someone’s beat me to it.
Custards creams are my favourite biscuit in the world... many are flashier, but it’s a classic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clowns"
Hello  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
Easy peasy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many c words?
What about the worst one...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was thinking of starting a thread to combat the C virus tonight but glad someone’s beat me to it.
Custards creams are my favourite biscuit in the world... many are flashier, but it’s a classic "
They are yummy to be fair |
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over a year ago
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Christmas! |
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over a year ago
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Clique  x |
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over a year ago
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Cherry B |
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"Christmas!"
Noooooòoooooooooo, not yet x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clique x "
Barred |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sugar Honey Ice & Tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christmas!"
Go away
I used to like you!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christmas!
Go away
I used to like you!!!!"
A c word too far?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cockwomble |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too many c words?
What about the worst one......"
Don’t say you mean cunt?
That’s an epic word. I  it! |
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"Cockwomble "
I love that word x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carl captivated Cerys with continuous cunnilingus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clitoris allsorts |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
easy ......I'll just roll me willy out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clitoris allsorts "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cockwomble
I love that word x"
Me too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bunghole |
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over a year ago
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Salami |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get to the choppah!!!!!!!!! |
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over a year ago
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Brexit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fandabydossy (or how ever its spelt) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you, and if you're reading this I mean you, remember your first fireworks night? I remember driving for what seemed like hours in the dark to a farm with a massive bonfire, the fireworks i don't remember too much but I remember the last lot of fireworks had action men with parachutes attached.
I might be misremembering this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Time to make the Chimi fuckin changas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
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Yeah what a bastard, doesn't he know who you are? |
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"Fandabydossy (or how ever its spelt) "
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Fandabidozi |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fandabydossy (or how ever its spelt) .
Fandabidozi "
Show off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jonny Briggs
Who? "
Wasn’t that Mike Barlow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Penis |
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"Fandabydossy (or how ever its spelt) .
Fandabidozi
Show off! "
Ooooh now I’m blushing  |
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"Jonny Briggs"
Wow. That takes me back. Thanks for reminding me how old I am x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
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He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Jonny Briggs
Who? "
80s kids TV .....Google him |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
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Yeah what a bastard, doesn't he know who you are? "
Innit!! I went to bat him away a minute ago and my fingernail went up my nostril and scratched the inside. This dude is trouble with a capital CUNT
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been |
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"Jonny Briggs
Wow. That takes me back. Thanks for reminding me how old I am x "
Great trombone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dolly Partons tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
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He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears."
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trying to go to sleep for an hour. Bored now. Bored and want to see this end.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clique x "
Don't barr me I like looking at your pics x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trevor and Simon vs The chuckle brothers
Both in their prime who wins? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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C l I Q U E x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
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Yeah what a bastard, doesn't he know who you are?
Innit!! I went to bat him away a minute ago and my fingernail went up my nostril and scratched the inside. This dude is trouble with a capital CUNT
P"
Not even spiders have manners these days, what is the world coming too!  |
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"Trevor and Simon vs The chuckle brothers
Both in their prime who wins? "
Swing your pants x |
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over a year ago
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"Clique x
Don't barr me I like looking at your pics x "
I wouldn’t, and likewise  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"C l I Q U E x "
But you’re testing me |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Jonny Briggs
Wow. That takes me back. Thanks for reminding me how old I am x
Great trombone. "
Brilliant theme tune |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trevor and Simon vs The chuckle brothers
Both in their prime who wins?
Swing your pants x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P"
Be careful, I don't want you down as headline news on Heart FM in the morning.
"And in other news, Dudley has been razed to the ground.........mad woman..............daddy long legs........." |
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P"
RIP daddy longlegs x |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Trevor and Simon vs The chuckle brothers
Both in their prime who wins?
Swing your pants x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
Yeah what a bastard, doesn't he know who you are?
Innit!! I went to bat him away a minute ago and my fingernail went up my nostril and scratched the inside. This dude is trouble with a capital CUNT
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Not even spiders have manners these days, what is the world coming too! "
Flying spiders. I wouldn't mind if they had fat chunky legs that made them more animal like rather than insect like.
P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anal douche |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 18/07/19 23:27:09] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C l I Q U E x "
You said the c word!
But you do have a very nice bottom, so cancels out your crime |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jizz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holy fuckknuckles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jizz
Now I'm hungry"
Jizz-fest  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m quite horny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P
RIP daddy longlegs x"
It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me
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No one expects the Spanish inquisition |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jimminy jillickers radioactive man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shes jus a rascal, jizzee rascal... |
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P
RIP daddy longlegs x
It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me
P"
Ooooh, he's gone ninja x |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P
Be careful, I don't want you down as headline news on Heart FM in the morning.
"And in other news, Dudley has been razed to the ground.........mad woman..............daddy long legs.........""
The blighter would probably come out waving a white flag to the fire brigade 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shes jus a rascal, jizzee rascal..."
This is what I come the forums for haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C l I Q U E x
But you’re testing me "
Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any craic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P
RIP daddy longlegs x
It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me
P
Ooooh, he's gone ninja x"
I ain't gonna stand for it.
Good job I'm lying down then isn't it.
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P
Be careful, I don't want you down as headline news on Heart FM in the morning.
"And in other news, Dudley has been razed to the ground.........mad woman..............daddy long legs........."
The blighter would probably come out waving a white flag to the fire brigade
P"
I now have a hilarious mental image of this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only 65 left to go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I found one grey pube last week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only 65 left to go. Opps 60 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x |
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over a year ago
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"I found one grey pube last week."
Did you pluck it or dye it? |
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over a year ago
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"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x "
That just hurt my brain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well it’s almost over
It’s been a wild ride and we’ve all done ourselves proud on filling this with utter glorious bollocks |
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"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x "
I just spat my tea out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Golly gum drops |
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P
RIP daddy longlegs x
It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me
P
Ooooh, he's gone ninja x
I ain't gonna stand for it.
Good job I'm lying down then isn't it.
P"
I can't go to sleep now. I need to know if you get it. When you get it. Does it surrender? Does it go down in a ball of flames? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found one grey pube last week.
Did you pluck it or dye it?"
My good friend Veet took care of it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well it’s almost over
It’s been a wild ride and we’ve all done ourselves proud on filling this with utter glorious bollocks "
Take a bow |
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"I found one grey pube last week."
Or use mascara on it to disguise it? X |
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"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x "
Usually oral with a sploshy c |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
I've only just got onto the C bit .....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hurry up, I need a wee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it’s almost over
It’s been a wild ride and we’ve all done ourselves proud on filling this with utter glorious bollocks
Take a bow "
Where shall I take it? Do I get arrows? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake!"
Cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Run DMC and Jizzmaster J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P
RIP daddy longlegs x
It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me
P
Ooooh, he's gone ninja x
I ain't gonna stand for it.
Good job I'm lying down then isn't it.
P
I can't go to sleep now. I need to know if you get it. When you get it. Does it surrender? Does it go down in a ball of flames? X"
I shall keep you updated
P |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You might actually do it.
*one to help you along |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Petition for the collective in this thread to be known as the Jizzlamic State? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You might actually do it.
*one to help you along"
You are most kind.
Have some cheese! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Petition for the collective in this thread to be known as the Jizzlamic State?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.
Bastard.
P
He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.
I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war
P
RIP daddy longlegs x
It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me
P
Ooooh, he's gone ninja x
I ain't gonna stand for it.
Good job I'm lying down then isn't it.
P
I can't go to sleep now. I need to know if you get it. When you get it. Does it surrender? Does it go down in a ball of flames? X
I shall keep you updated
P"
Red sky at night, Dudley on fire
Red sky in the morning, she's still not got the bastard! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found one grey pube last week.
Or use mascara on it to disguise it? X "
My pubes are fair/ginger-ish.
#oversharing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More cake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flash ahhahhhhhhhhh |
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over a year ago
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"More cake?"
Please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More cake?"
Yes please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t be many more left now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t be many more left now "
24. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry, can't hold it. I taking you all with me while I have a wee. |
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Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x"
I genuinely want closure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bedtime zzzzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x"
We may need another thread. |
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By *issitCouple
over a year ago
Banbury |
Balls to this I’m off to aff! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We demand updates.
Celebrity death match.
Peachizzle vs DaddyLL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x"
He's hiding. In plain sight I'm sure. I owe him at least a scratch on the nose
I'm getting fucked off with the insects, had an earwig hitch a ride from the garden into the kitchen earlier.... on my fucking shoulder
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x
I just spat my tea out "
Pick your tea up quick. With a nife and fuwk.
Oh and my one word of the day is
Kool klit Cestrals x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok, I'm gonna flap the curtains and see if it pops out
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The migration begins, see yall over there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm currently enjoying facetime with my beloved and so far that bastard daddylonglegs has completely stolen the show!
B |
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"Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x
He's hiding. In plain sight I'm sure. I owe him at least a scratch on the nose
I'm getting fucked off with the insects, had an earwig hitch a ride from the garden into the kitchen earlier.... on my fucking shoulder
P"
He needs a name and a thread starting in his honour. Till you kill the fucker and he goes down in flames! Muaahaha x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry, can't hold it. I taking you all with me while I have a wee."
Lovely!
You’re in the circle of trust. Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pervmigos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Feels a bit lighter now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nearly there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nearly there "
That’s what she said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yay! We did it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Amen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x
That just hurt my brain. "
My dyslexia is a shield from brain hurt with words but I always get a nine in countdown. It might be spelt wrong but I still get a nine in my head x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woooohoo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks pervmigos x
(But not lusty for the C word ) |
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