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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"
Really your having trouble pulling birds on here .... can’t think why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your post made me pull a funny face.
I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.
Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?"
did you not see it
then you missed it
fat ugly men are now more fuckable than ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?"
I must have missed that research group  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your post made me pull a funny face.
I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.
Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your post made me pull a funny face.
I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.
Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met? "
he meant the plumpted up turkey he ordered for christmas! |
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"Your post made me pull a funny face.
I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.
Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met?
he meant the plumpted up turkey he ordered for christmas! "
OMG you mentioned the C-word 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"
And I take it you tried to pull the "fat ugly birds" did you?????
Hmmm..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
Really your having trouble pulling birds on here .... can’t think why"
I am fat
an ugly and a bird and do not you forget it.
Beautiful fat ugly bird ...you pulled! |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"
Aw at least you tried to pull a fat ugly one though. What a gent willing to shag someone you don’t fancy, ungrateful fuglies knocking you back! I’m sure a thin pretty one will see this and jump at the chance to meet you. Assuming of course that you’re not ugly yourself, you certainly seem lovely from this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"
I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night  |
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "
Hahahahaa! Medal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?"
fat ugly bird is now in with chances of of a fat ball! My birds love them! |
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "
crying! |
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should I put on weight? Is that where I've been going wrong? Domino's does 2 for 1 on a Thursday still right?  "
with delivery free what more could you want for... |
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "
Forum gold, excellent response |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The upside of being fat and ugly is that we have a personality and tend to be decent human beings who are quite good at sex.
(Waves verifications in OP's direction)"
I am sure he will wave back at you |
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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "
Swallowed a would of spat the shit out... but yeah am fat ugly bird and I wouldn’t fuck him ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The upside of being fat and ugly is that we have a personality and tend to be decent human beings who are quite good at sex.
(Waves verifications in OP's direction)
I am sure he will wave back at you "
waves at the new delivery service with 25% discount
just ordered
some fat beer
some fat pizza
some fat chinese
fat curry
fat pork pie ,,,that is all folks! My fat dinner to have with my fat self and I am proud of who I am thanks OP fat or not we all are!
Here is a fat ball for you birds love it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality  "
So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?
What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality? |
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"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality
So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?
What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?"
Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality
So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?
What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?
Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice. "
Oh ok!! Wow I love fab over statements and condemnation of people’s personalities based upon their look.
I’ll write to the nhs and tell them obesity may now be a cause of cancer but at least you have a personality...note my ironic over statement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality
So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?
What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?
Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice.
Oh ok!! Wow I love fab over statements and condemnation of people’s personalities based upon their look.
I’ll write to the nhs and tell them obesity may now be a cause of cancer but at least you have a personality...note my ironic over statement "
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"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality
So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?
What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?
Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice.
Oh ok!! Wow I love fab over statements and condemnation of people’s personalities based upon their look.
I’ll write to the nhs and tell them obesity may now be a cause of cancer but at least you have a personality...note my ironic over statement "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality
So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?
What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?
Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice. "
She's obviously wrong, my personality is fucking awesome |
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"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality
So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?
What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?
Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice.
She's obviously wrong, my personality is fucking awesome "
Ah I dunno. I train 6 days a week and I’m a full on bitch (shrug) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality
So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?
What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?
Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice.
She's obviously wrong, my personality is fucking awesome
Ah I dunno. I train 6 days a week and I’m a full on bitch (shrug)"
I strongly disagree with your statement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fat ugly bird here. and frankly I'd rather meet normal guys with dad bods, or whatever bods they have, as long as they are genuinely nice guys that don't have OPs awful attitude |
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Hi OP, if you're still reading this, and laughing along with us, just treat it as a life lesson and not take it to heart
If you do take something from this thread you'll have a chance.
If not you might as will give up and go UNLOS  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How dare you say I am not beautiful
Because i do not fall into your idea of what beauty is
Don't judge beauty on the screwed up idea of what the media says it is.
They have taught us
To hate our bodies
To hate ourselves
Leaving a legacy of anorexia. Bulimia suicides
As 1000s of us try to achieve their unrealistic ideal of perfection
So don't you dare say I am not beautiful
As that is simply your opinion
And opinions are like assholes
We all have them and most are full of shit
Judging a person's worth on how they look.
Instead look for real beauty
Beauty has no shape nor size
Nor does it have a perfect jaw line
It has nothing to do with how we look, what we wear.
The most beautiful people are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths.
These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.
They are forged in the fires of life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was the Op original intention to stir up a articulated debate on body image and the perception of beauty
Or was he just being a prick
Answers on a postcard please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP, the green arrow of destiny suggests you're just regurgitating the same opinions. In a thread from 6 months ago, you suggest exactly the same as you are now.
What have you tried to change to improve your chances? Or are you just gonna keep on whinging and doing the same over and over again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"
Never mind, what you lack in padding, you more than make up for in charm and diplomacy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was the Op original intention to stir up a articulated debate on body image and the perception of beauty
Or was he just being a prick
Answers on a postcard please
Option number 2 please x"
As not replying thinking just wanting to cause some outrage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was the Op original intention to stir up a articulated debate on body image and the perception of beauty
Or was he just being a prick
Answers on a postcard please
Option number 2 please x
As not replying thinking just wanting to cause some outrage "
Could be he is just reflecting on the error of his ways |
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"OP, the green arrow of destiny suggests you're just regurgitating the same opinions. In a thread from 6 months ago, you suggest exactly the same as you are now.
What have you tried to change to improve your chances? Or are you just gonna keep on whinging and doing the same over and over again? "
I remember this guy now! In a thread he started called York, we had this exchange...
OP: Anyone free for a bit of outside fun n York. Can travel etc
Us: Knowing York pretty well, I'm very curious to know where you are thinking of for this outdoor fun.
That's not because we want to join, by the way. "
OP: Thank god for that
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This is the level of charm we are dealing with, folks.
I suspect he's just a troll though. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?"
Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?
Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. "
I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?
Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research "
That's because I have them all. Not sure that you fall into the correct category. Application denied. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Well done, OP. You've got your LAM award.
Join in, get to know people. You don't have to fuck the ones you don't fancy and people don't have to fuck you just because you're here.
Fat Ugly (to my my very core) Woman - rarely fucked.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?
Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research
That's because I have them all. Not sure that you fall into the correct category. Application denied. "
Is their an appeals panel |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?
Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research
That's because I have them all. Not sure that you fall into the correct category. Application denied.
Is their an appeals panel "
Yes, me. Appeal denied. You aren't fugly. |
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"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?
Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research
That's because I have them all. Not sure that you fall into the correct category. Application denied.
Is their an appeals panel
Yes, me. Appeal denied. You aren't fugly. "
Well that’s the nicest thing I have heard all day although I think some may argue with your evaluation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My knickers almost immediately hit the deck but the fat is anchoring them up.
Never my day is it. "
My fat thighs hold mine up and my fat feet swelling a bit now OP because I am so fat and ugly |
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"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.
Deep fried the fucker.
Delish........"
I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......
Inbox cleared and filters down.
Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.
I've put on half a stone since the thread opened. |
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"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.
Deep fried the fucker.
Delish........
I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......
Inbox cleared and filters down.
Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.
I've put on half a stone since the thread opened. "
You just reminded me I’ve got a feast in the feeezee. God bless you. |
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"*puts apple pie in the oven* I've no popcorn sorry folks but I'll share my pie
OP will make the fat custard with lumps that OK fat lumps ugly lumps "
OP can keep his custard, it's probably as salty as his post |
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"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.
Deep fried the fucker.
Delish........
I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......
Inbox cleared and filters down.
Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.
I've put on half a stone since the thread opened.
You just reminded me I’ve got a feast in the feeezee. God bless you. "
Ohhhhh mannnnnn. I haven't had a Feast for ages.
*runs to the co-op....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"
Damn I thought it was just me that was looking for the chunks (and yes I actually am) but I guess seeing as from what you've said they are pulling left right and centre I'll never get a look in.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your post made me pull a funny face.
I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.
Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met? "
Awwwww what a great last paragraph to read.... you are my kind of person xx- Katy |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.
Deep fried the fucker.
Delish........
I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......
Inbox cleared and filters down.
Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.
I've put on half a stone since the thread opened. "
Excellent. Good effort. |
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"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.
Deep fried the fucker.
Delish........
I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......
Inbox cleared and filters down.
Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.
I've put on half a stone since the thread opened.
Excellent. Good effort. "
Taking one for the team...... |
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"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.
Deep fried the fucker.
Delish........
I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......
Inbox cleared and filters down.
Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.
I've put on half a stone since the thread opened.
Excellent. Good effort.
Taking one for the team...... "
You’re making me hungry. Anyone got a pie? Thank goodness I’m not ugly, I’d be doomed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"
OP 7 weeks ago you put a thread out
Am i the uglyiest man on here. Can't seem to get any attention. I know men are blah blah blah to dozen. But come on. Don't judge me on what you see. I'm more than meet's the eye
that was your thread 7 weeks ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
OP 7 weeks ago you put a thread out
Am i the uglyiest man on here. Can't seem to get any attention. I know men are blah blah blah to dozen. But come on. Don't judge me on what you see. I'm more than meet's the eye
that was your thread 7 weeks ago "
because it is slow on here
people do not want to meet everyone
we all have to like and want and fancy someone to meet them
chatting is necessary
it might take months
there is no set time limit
but to call us fat and ugly OP is ugly enough and will not get you meets with that comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds
OP 7 weeks ago you put a thread out
Am i the uglyiest man on here. Can't seem to get any attention. I know men are blah blah blah to dozen. But come on. Don't judge me on what you see. I'm more than meet's the eye
that was your thread 7 weeks ago "
calm down inspector morse |
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