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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

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zero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

70%

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Zero "

But I said please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How can I refuse you, you’ve said please

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"70%"

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"How can I refuse you, you’ve said please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%"

Cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Zero

But I said please! "
It's still zero but I appreciate the politeness

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

100% as long as you squeal like a little piggie.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Will you bring cake

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake"

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"100% as long as you squeal like a little piggie. "

Wouldn't do it any other way

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Will you bring cake "

Indeed I will!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one? "

A chocolate fudge one

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"100% as long as you squeal like a little piggie.

Wouldn't do it any other way"

Wow! Can you do a Cilla Black impression too?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Ha ha I’m waiting to see if the cheesecake option has increased his chances, not that I’d throw you out of bed OP, just weighing up my options, I mean politeness and cheesecake is a heady mix...

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one?

A chocolate fudge one

How about 2?

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Ha ha I’m waiting to see if the cheesecake option has increased his chances, not that I’d throw you out of bed OP, just weighing up my options, I mean politeness and cheesecake is a heady mix...

Haha just making sure you haggle and get the best deal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one?

A chocolate fudge one

How about 2?"

yes!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Well I do want to have my cake and eat it...

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Will you bring cake

Indeed I will! "

O go on then

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one?

A chocolate fudge one

How about 2?

yes!"

On my way!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

"
meant yes didn't realise it was you

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

meant yes didn't realise it was you

Haha

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

80%

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"80%"

How to make up the other 20%?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

meant yes didn't realise it was you

Haha

Well look at you Handsome x dashing x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"80%

How to make up the other 20%?"

Offer a massage

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I fuck everyone

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I fuck everyone

So I didn't even need to say please?

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Nah, I'll pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anytime I am easy and cheap

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I fuck everyone

So I didn't even need to say please? "

Nope I’m that easy

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Nah, I'll pass

I'll remember that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Minus infinity

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

"Nah, I'll pass

I'll remember that!

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"80%

How to make up the other 20%?"

95%?

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Minus infinity

And beyond?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Very high so long as we don’t make eye contact when I’m banging your shitter

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Only if you buy me dinner first. I wont just open my legs for anybody you know!

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Very high so long as we don’t make eye contact when I’m banging your shitter

That's fine, there is a position for that.

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Only if you buy me dinner first. I wont just open my legs for anybody you know!"

A quick cheeseburger and fries from the big McD and that's my final offer

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Very high so long as we don’t make eye contact when I’m banging your shitter

That's fine, there is a position for that. "

I’ll be round in 5

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Only if you buy me dinner first. I wont just open my legs for anybody you know!

A quick cheeseburger and fries from the big McD and that's my final offer "

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah. Sorry.

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