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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A few years back I got a message from the gent half of a couple.
He said that his other half had a fantasy of being a high end escort and would I be willing to play. This sounded intriguing and she was rather hot (or the pics of her were anyway.
The second message was a list of instructions.
I was to let them know what night I was available and then check into the Christchurch Harbour Hotel as Mr Bond (I shit you not). I will be given a package with further instructions.
Having absolutely nothing to lose but a few hours of my time and thought sod it.
I arrived at the hotel and went to reception. Good evening, I have a reservation in the name of Bond.
The young receptionist smirked but said, certainly Sir, you are in the Deluxe Room with Harbour view and your account hss been settled already.
Bloody hell thinks I, too good to be true.
Oh and Sir, said the receptionist, there is a package for you.
She handed me a small box.
Thinking it must be the instructions, I headed up to the room to open it.
The room was amazing! Must have been a good £250 a night just for the view alone! Anyway, I open the package to find:
1 mobile phone.
an envelope (labelled contribution) containing £500 in crisp £50 notes.
another envelope with instructions.
An envelope labelled expenses with £50 in it.
A self addressed box was in there too.
The instructions were:
My lady will be in the bar at 8pm. Sit at the end with a Vodka Martini, she will know it is you. She will then try to entice you to use her services. She will use all of her female wiles to get you to part with the "Contribution". Play as hard to get as you want. She has all evening, but you will only get 1 hour of "company" in the room.
The room is yours to do whatever you wish afterwards. Your "expenses" are covered and the room has been paid for.
Set the phone up in the corner and you are to Skype me once you are back in the room.
I may be in the vicinity, however rest assured I will not intrude.
When she leaves, please use the envelope to return the phone. If this all goes well, you may well become a repeat "client".
Message when you are ready.
Fucking hell thinks I! I have heard of stuff like this, but I haven't had a room this good, with a hottie on the way and £500 to blow if I wanted to.
I messaged the husband to say I'm here.
Go to the bar and order your drink.
I duly did.
The bar was empty apart from two couples, busy guffawing and necking bubbly. No problem thinks I, the night is still young.
After about 40 minutes I'm getting concerned. What if something has happened en route?
I messaged hubby. I'm sorry, says he. She's not feeling well and we will have to try again some other time.
What a let down...
However, practicalities and all that, I went back to reception and confirmed the room hadn't been cancelled under my nose.
All was good.
So I got a free night in a very posh hotel and some money for drinks.
Oh and the "Contribution"? I put that and the phone in the prepaid envelope and sent it back to them.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few years back I got a message from the gent half of a couple.
He said that his other half had a fantasy of being a high end escort and would I be willing to play. This sounded intriguing and she was rather hot (or the pics of her were anyway.
The second message was a list of instructions.
I was to let them know what night I was available and then check into the Christchurch Harbour Hotel as Mr Bond (I shit you not). I will be given a package with further instructions.
Having absolutely nothing to lose but a few hours of my time and thought sod it.
I arrived at the hotel and went to reception. Good evening, I have a reservation in the name of Bond.
The young receptionist smirked but said, certainly Sir, you are in the Deluxe Room with Harbour view and your account hss been settled already.
Bloody hell thinks I, too good to be true.
Oh and Sir, said the receptionist, there is a package for you.
She handed me a small box.
Thinking it must be the instructions, I headed up to the room to open it.
The room was amazing! Must have been a good £250 a night just for the view alone! Anyway, I open the package to find:
1 mobile phone.
an envelope (labelled contribution) containing £500 in crisp £50 notes.
another envelope with instructions.
An envelope labelled expenses with £50 in it.
A self addressed box was in there too.
The instructions were:
My lady will be in the bar at 8pm. Sit at the end with a Vodka Martini, she will know it is you. She will then try to entice you to use her services. She will use all of her female wiles to get you to part with the "Contribution". Play as hard to get as you want. She has all evening, but you will only get 1 hour of "company" in the room.
The room is yours to do whatever you wish afterwards. Your "expenses" are covered and the room has been paid for.
Set the phone up in the corner and you are to Skype me once you are back in the room.
I may be in the vicinity, however rest assured I will not intrude.
When she leaves, please use the envelope to return the phone. If this all goes well, you may well become a repeat "client".
Message when you are ready.
Fucking hell thinks I! I have heard of stuff like this, but I haven't had a room this good, with a hottie on the way and £500 to blow if I wanted to.
I messaged the husband to say I'm here.
Go to the bar and order your drink.
I duly did.
The bar was empty apart from two couples, busy guffawing and necking bubbly. No problem thinks I, the night is still young.
After about 40 minutes I'm getting concerned. What if something has happened en route?
I messaged hubby. I'm sorry, says he. She's not feeling well and we will have to try again some other time.
What a let down...
However, practicalities and all that, I went back to reception and confirmed the room hadn't been cancelled under my nose.
All was good.
So I got a free night in a very posh hotel and some money for drinks.
Oh and the "Contribution"? I put that and the phone in the prepaid envelope and sent it back to them.
What would you have done?"
Hey i would have gone through with it to and like you have enjoyed it for being eccentric  |
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