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By *adyJayne OP Woman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
Why are there never any gorgeous, rich guys wanting to be cucks...
Or certainly never the ones that message me...
It's always 60 year old short, fat, Dave, who wants me to wear expensive lingerie (and go shopping with me for it but they can't pay for it) who isn't my kinda eye candy...
I wanna get off on it too god damn it.
(This is a mostly tounge in cheek post as I'm mid way writing some erotica) |
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By *adyJayne OP Woman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Coooooo eeeeee 
Wait...you're rich?
Wanna get together sometime? You know we've always had chemistry  "
This was me trying to find someone rich to buy me nice things... Not buy you nice things 
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By *adyJayne OP Woman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"What's your definition of rich?
Best regards
Dave
short......and fat.  "
Who's picture of that biteable bottom have you stolen then?
But yes définitions are subjective. I mean, Agent Provocateur and 5* hotels would be lovely.
But I'd settle for boux avenue and a crowne plaza... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are there never any gorgeous, rich guys wanting to be cucks...
Or certainly never the ones that message me...
It's always 60 year old short, fat, Dave, who wants me to wear expensive lingerie (and go shopping with me for it but they can't pay for it) who isn't my kinda eye candy...
I wanna get off on it too god damn it.
(This is a mostly tounge in cheek post as I'm mid way writing some erotica)"
Cause gorgeous rich guys don’t have to pretend they like to watch their wife get banged by a random, while they are stood there like a lemon. While short, overweight Dave has got no choice in the matter, otherwise he will be out on his ear and single. |
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"Why are there never any gorgeous, rich guys wanting to be cucks...
Or certainly never the ones that message me...
It's always 60 year old short, fat, Dave, who wants me to wear expensive lingerie (and go shopping with me for it but they can't pay for it) who isn't my kinda eye candy...
I wanna get off on it too god damn it.
(This is a mostly tounge in cheek post as I'm mid way writing some erotica)
Cause gorgeous rich guys don’t have to pretend they like to watch their wife get banged by a random, while they are stood there like a lemon. While short, overweight Dave has got no choice in the matter, otherwise he will be out on his ear and single. "
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By *adyJayne OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Cause gorgeous rich guys don’t have to pretend they like to watch their wife get banged by a random, while they are stood there like a lemon. While short, overweight Dave has got no choice in the matter, otherwise he will be out on his ear and single. "
Ah. Yes. This is most likely true.
Thank the lord for erotic fiction and wanking. |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"What's your definition of rich?
Best regards
Dave
short......and fat.
Who's picture of that biteable bottom have you stolen then?
But yes définitions are subjective. I mean, Agent Provocateur and 5* hotels would be lovely.
But I'd settle for boux avenue and a crowne plaza..."
Ok fair enough not Dave.......AP's doable....they have a sale on at the moment  |
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By *adyJayne OP Woman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Dave says "hi" and would you mind returning the Primark voucher if you aren't going to use it. Times are tough. "
Oh. Tell "Dave" I'm really sorry. I passed it to 10p Tina as requested. She said she would send "him" the photos and dirty kickers after her next "shift'
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
"Why are there never any gorgeous, rich guys wanting to be cucks...
Or certainly never the ones that message me...
It's always 60 year old short, fat, Dave, who wants me to wear expensive lingerie (and go shopping with me for it but they can't pay for it) who isn't my kinda eye candy...
I wanna get off on it too god damn it.
(This is a mostly tounge in cheek post as I'm mid way writing some erotica)"
I'm short fat and my name's Dale.. am I in with a chance ?
Tongue.*
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"Dave says "hi" and would you mind returning the Primark voucher if you aren't going to use it. Times are tough.
Oh. Tell "Dave" I'm really sorry. I passed it to 10p Tina as requested. She said she would send "him" the photos and dirty kickers after her next "shift'
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"he" is super chuffed about that. Tina is one of my.... Ahem, Dave's favourites |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"What's your definition of rich?
Best regards
Dave
short......and fat.
Who's picture of that biteable bottom have you stolen then?
But yes définitions are subjective. I mean, Agent Provocateur and 5* hotels would be lovely.
But I'd settle for boux avenue and a crowne plaza..."
Make it Florence + Fred and a Premier Inn and we might have a match |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"What's your definition of rich?
Best regards
Dave
short......and fat.
Who's picture of that biteable bottom have you stolen then?
But yes définitions are subjective. I mean, Agent Provocateur and 5* hotels would be lovely.
But I'd settle for boux avenue and a crowne plaza..."
Where I come from "gold digger" would be the news headlines |
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