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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

It's Thursday so start your rant engines folks.

Get it off your chest and onto a screen. Hopefully this will help you to calm down and view things in perspective.

But remember - preferences and having to go to work are not permissible rants

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Sorry, no rants but it’s nice to have you here

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Can I rant about NOT going to work?

Agencies, where's the urgency, the attention to detail?

You've got a client with a role I can do. I'd like that role.

You'd think it would be simple to connect the two wouldn't you.

All the fuckers have to do is make a fucking phone call.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in a good mood and have nothing to rant about. Hopefully that won't change today but if it does, well as Arnie says 'I'll be back'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing to rant about happy as always

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By *heThrillSeekersCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire

Cables....

Charger cables, power cables, extensions cables, why do they always have to tangle or grab the nearest thing sticking out whenever you try to move them?

You unplug your charger and pull the cable, it ties itself in a knot around the nearest other cable it can find!

You walk past a door with a cable hanging, it grabs the door handle and smashes the door in your face!

Are they really programmed to grab anything they can just to piss you off?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy days here back to good moods

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

No rants here, I have a very sore body from overdoing things the past couple of days but I'm good still smiling, still happy.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No rants here, I have a very sore body from overdoing things the past couple of days but I'm good still smiling, still happy.

Jo.Xx "

tell me about it i feel like an old man this morning lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"No rants here, I have a very sore body from overdoing things the past couple of days but I'm good still smiling, still happy.

Jo.Xx tell me about it i feel like an old man this morning lol"

There's plenty around if you want one I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No rants here, I have a very sore body from overdoing things the past couple of days but I'm good still smiling, still happy.

Jo.Xx tell me about it i feel like an old man this morning lol

There's plenty around if you want one I'm sure "

i dont like fat old men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I,m ranting because another week has gone by with me failing miserably in my shameless attempts to snare Charlie into marriage and live happily ever having sex every night except Sunday.

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

People who get in your shopping basket. It’s normally the cashier when they’re running your stuff through the till but this week an odd couple in front of Dan in Sainsbury’s at the checkout did exactly that.

“Ooh are you vegetarian?

No he’s vegan, it says on his pizza

What’s oat milk love, what do use that for?

But there’s fish fingers under there”

Fuck off people and worry about the shit in your own basket

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"No rants here, I have a very sore body from overdoing things the past couple of days but I'm good still smiling, still happy.

Jo.Xx tell me about it i feel like an old man this morning lol

There's plenty around if you want one I'm sure "

Over here.........

*waves......

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Sorry, no rants but it’s nice to have you here "

Tut Tut naughty Babs

It's nice to see you too

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Can I rant about NOT going to work?

Agencies, where's the urgency, the attention to detail?

You've got a client with a role I can do. I'd like that role.

You'd think it would be simple to connect the two wouldn't you.

All the fuckers have to do is make a fucking phone call.

"

Incompetent cockwombles are always worth a rant

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Cables....

Charger cables, power cables, extensions cables, why do they always have to tangle or grab the nearest thing sticking out whenever you try to move them?

You unplug your charger and pull the cable, it ties itself in a knot around the nearest other cable it can find!

You walk past a door with a cable hanging, it grabs the door handle and smashes the door in your face!

Are they really programmed to grab anything they can just to piss you off?

"

To be fair, it should only need to happen the once before you learn

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I,m ranting because another week has gone by with me failing miserably in my shameless attempts to snare Charlie into marriage and live happily ever having sex every night except Sunday.

"

Hmm marriage happiness necessarily

If you are getting nightly sex then you are showing off

Denied

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Oh you're back!

My rant would be aimed at myself and my verbal diarrhea as a special someone put it. It's so frustrating! I've decided to set a limit to sentences and messages moving forward. At work it's fine, I'd go so far as to say it's a positive thing. Out of...

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I,m ranting because another week has gone by with me failing miserably in my shameless attempts to snare Charlie into marriage and live happily ever having sex every night except Sunday.

Hmm marriage does not equal happiness necessarily

If you are getting nightly sex then you are showing off

Denied "

Bloody website stripping stuff out

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People who get in your shopping basket. It’s normally the cashier when they’re running your stuff through the till but this week an odd couple in front of Dan in Sainsbury’s at the checkout did exactly that.

“Ooh are you vegetarian?

No he’s vegan, it says on his pizza

What’s oat milk love, what do use that for?

But there’s fish fingers under there”

Fuck off people and worry about the shit in your own basket

"

'Oh you like those...'

Yes or they wouldn't be in there in the first place you bellwhacker

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

My fridge/freezer has died. Got paid last week so it was pretty full up with food for the month so i am well pissed off as can not afford to replace it.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Oh you're back!

My rant would be aimed at myself and my verbal diarrhea as a special someone put it. It's so frustrating! I've decided to set a limit to sentences and messages moving forward. At work it's fine, I'd go so far as to say it's a positive thing. Out of... "

Always do you Meli #notaeuphemism

If they can't handle some verbosity then sod them.

Denied because I don't agree that you need to change

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"My fridge/freezer has died. Got paid last week so it was pretty full up with food for the month so i am well pissed off as can not afford to replace it."

Can anyone take some of your stuff for a week or two? Also, do they have a freecycle group near you? If someone is getting rid of a fridge/freezer then it might tide you over until you can get a new one?

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"My fridge/freezer has died. Got paid last week so it was pretty full up with food for the month so i am well pissed off as can not afford to replace it.

Can anyone take some of your stuff for a week or two? Also, do they have a freecycle group near you? If someone is getting rid of a fridge/freezer then it might tide you over until you can get a new one?

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I will get a new fridge freezer today but no money to replace all the food. It died yesterday morning just as i was going out. My neighbours were out so the food had to be flung away.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

People.

Just people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

NHS

After waiting 32 weeks to see specialist the NHS have now removed the funding for the operation I need which would basically fix me so now facing 30+ years of regular treatment instead yet they fund other things that I’d deem non essential.

If I charged £1 per view of my profile I’d have the money to have it privately in 2 weeks lol

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My profile

One said it’s good. One said it’s not. Now what? I’m running round in circles not knowing what to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's bloody sunny again I just can't take it anymore

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Oh you're back!

My rant would be aimed at myself and my verbal diarrhea as a special someone put it. It's so frustrating! I've decided to set a limit to sentences and messages moving forward. At work it's fine, I'd go so far as to say it's a positive thing. Out of...

Always do you Meli #notaeuphemism

If they can't handle some verbosity then sod them.

Denied because I don't agree that you need to change "

100% agree, Don't stop being you you're intelligence is sexy.

Jo.Xx

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Cats who won't take the tablets they need to make them better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the gym locker room is empty bar you as you strip off to hit the showers, and the next guy to enter chooses the locker right next to you

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

It's still too hot.

It's rained.

The sun's come out.

I can actually see the grass growing as I look at it.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People.

Just people. "

Without people there wouldn't be any of that sex stuff

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"NHS

After waiting 32 weeks to see specialist the NHS have now removed the funding for the operation I need which would basically fix me so now facing 30+ years of regular treatment instead yet they fund other things that I’d deem non essential.

If I charged £1 per view of my profile I’d have the money to have it privately in 2 weeks lol "

That's a bit of a pisser

Definitely Approved

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"People.

Just people.

Without people there wouldn't be any of that sex stuff

Denied "

But I'm not having any of the sex stuff!!!!!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"People.

Just people.

Without people there wouldn't be any of that sex stuff

Denied

But I'm not having any of the sex stuff!!!!!!! "

Monkey is .. *smiles smugly

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"My profile

One said it’s good. One said it’s not. Now what? I’m running round in circles not knowing what to do "

Bicep (left) is all you need

Denied as there is nothing wrong with it

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

Just twatted my head on the car door opening it!!!!! God dam car fooking doors!

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"People.

Just people.

Without people there wouldn't be any of that sex stuff

Denied

But I'm not having any of the sex stuff!!!!!!!

Monkey is .. *smiles smugly "

Pictures or it didn't happe.......

Oh, hold on.......

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"It's bloody sunny again I just can't take it anymore "

Hmm...

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Cats who won't take the tablets they need to make them better.

"

Been there, suffered that. Then they have a rare side effect to the medication and have to go on their last journey to the vet

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Cats who won't take the tablets they need to make them better.

Been there, suffered that. Then they have a rare side effect to the medication and have to go on their last journey to the vet

Approved "

Noooooooooooo.

Don't say that!!!!!!!!

I rescued her, she picked me......

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"When the gym locker room is empty bar you as you strip off to hit the showers, and the next guy to enter chooses the locker right next to you "

Own your body and don't worry about it - unless he asks to suck your tinky winky

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"It's still too hot.

It's rained.

The sun's come out.

I can actually see the grass growing as I look at it.

"

Then don't look at it

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Just twatted my head on the car door opening it!!!!! God dam car fooking doors! "

Self inflicted

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Cats who won't take the tablets they need to make them better.

Been there, suffered that. Then they have a rare side effect to the medication and have to go on their last journey to the vet

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Noooooooooooo.

Don't say that!!!!!!!!

I rescued her, she picked me......

"

Fingers, toes, eyes and testicles crossed that she starts taking them and makes a full recovery

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Just twatted my head on the car door opening it!!!!! God dam car fooking doors!

Self inflicted

Denied "

but.........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just twatted my head on the car door opening it!!!!! God dam car fooking doors!

Self inflicted

Denied

but........."

head

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Just twatted my head on the car door opening it!!!!! God dam car fooking doors!

Self inflicted

Denied

but........."

Try not to butt the door

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By *V-AliceTV/TS  over a year ago

Ayr

In this week - of all weeks - the BBC persisting with Nasa.

It's NASA, you fuckers! Even my phone corrected it to capitals!

By the way - NATO not Nato.

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