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As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.
So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom. |
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over a year ago
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OK, why don't you come at the same time as Dark Pheonix and I'll get double the wine and 2 cakes? That's a cake each hey,. I'm nearly tempted to clean my own bathroom now but the shops are closed  |
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"As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.
So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom. "
I would but I despise dunny cleaning  |
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"OK, why don't you come at the same time as Dark Pheonix and I'll get double the wine and 2 cakes? That's a cake each hey,. I'm nearly tempted to clean my own bathroom now but the shops are closed "
If cookies couldn't persuade me then I think ill need more incentive than cake.. |
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"OK, why don't you come at the same time as Dark Pheonix and I'll get double the wine and 2 cakes? That's a cake each hey,. I'm nearly tempted to clean my own bathroom now but the shops are closed
If cookies couldn't persuade me then I think ill need more incentive than cake.."
Did I spell cock with a c.a.k.e again?lol |
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"As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.
So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom.
I would but I despise dunny cleaning "
That's the whole idea sweetheart, sexual enticement with the promise of a damn good seeing to will get said "Dunny" sparkling clean for you |
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"OK, why don't you come at the same time as Dark Pheonix and I'll get double the wine and 2 cakes? That's a cake each hey,. I'm nearly tempted to clean my own bathroom now but the shops are closed
If cookies couldn't persuade me then I think ill need more incentive than cake..
Did I spell cock with a c.a.k.e again?lol "
Yes, yes you did.
And the fact your keep mis-spelling it is a problem. |
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"Lol think maybe that's why I'm putting on weight not losing it in fluids lol "
Your thinking of "Sploshing" it's messy and quite honestly a waste of cake (unless you want to eat it off my arse while I'm kneeling on your bathroom floor scrubbing your tiles then it's not such a waste after all) |
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"As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.
So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom.
I would but I despise dunny cleaning
That's the whole idea sweetheart, sexual enticement with the promise of a damn good seeing to will get said "Dunny" sparkling clean for you "
If I’d of known that I could of avoided the dunny cleaning the whole time!! |
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"Lol think maybe that's why I'm putting on weight not losing it in fluids lol
Your thinking of "Sploshing" it's messy and quite honestly a waste of cake (unless you want to eat it off my arse while I'm kneeling on your bathroom floor scrubbing your tiles then it's not such a waste after all)"
Dear lord, for the chance to eat cake off such a nice asshole I would come to your house and clean your bathroom afterwards...but my as is staying low, really low lol |
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"As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.
So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom.
I would but I despise dunny cleaning
That's the whole idea sweetheart, sexual enticement with the promise of a damn good seeing to will get said "Dunny" sparkling clean for you
If I’d of known that I could of avoided the dunny cleaning the whole time!!"
This is why were here dear, to give guys like you a break from the mundane "Dunny" cleaning.... So, tempt me and make it good or your gonna be up to your elbows in dunny cleaning materials and all alone while you do it |
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"Would get messy when it cums to ironing and cake tho..
I didn't think of that.
Hold the cake......
Or at least let me take it home when I'm done
Doggy..um...bag?"
Bag, hood, rope, collar. Take your pick
I don't mind how I'm "Doggied" |
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
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"Whack some Nutella round a nipple and that's the treat once your done?
But..but....here's the kicker...I don't have those! And i dont mean the nutella
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Do you have a ball gag and a teddy bear? |
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