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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My first landlady was Rita.
Rita The Willy Eater to give her her full title.
And she was a BEAUTY!
Some flats she owned and let out smelled like someone had kicked the top off a SHIT!
I avoided those.
But I adored Rita’s in-slipper-knockers.
Oh yes!
Like the devil’s hot water bottles.
Swinging like orang-utan’s arms and twice as hairy.
Oh Rita!
I miss thee!
Dr. Dirty.
(The rogue physician with a warm, makeshift trouser thermometer. OPEN WIDE I SAY!)
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