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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What not to do at a first social, an advice from Podrick:

Do not pick your nose.

And if you forget, under no circumstances are you to eat the bogey.

Any other good advice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't pick her nose either, she won't like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn up"

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Don't pick her nose either, she won't like that

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Don't turn up with clothes on they won't recognise you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Don't pick her nose either, she won't like that

She might ... any hole's a goal

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Stafford

Don't lick her face.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't get your cock out on the table x

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By *astyEricMan over a year ago

Hull

Get your knob out so she can recognise you from pictures

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Don't pick her nose either, she won't like that

She might ... any hole's a goal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure you are carrying a fork with you if you plan to eat a pot noodle

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bathing helps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No pressure to play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

remove spinach from teeth

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Already I can see where I am going wrong and we are only 9 posts in. Back to the drawing board...

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

When you sit down, put a Sky remote / can of Lynx on the table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't pick her nose either, she won't like that

She might ... any hole's a goal

Tut tut. Your goal maybe. Remember, don’t feel bad, small dicks are loved too

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Don't pick her nose either, she won't like that

She might ... any hole's a goal

Tut tut. Your goal maybe. Remember, don’t feel bad, small dicks are loved too

Hey .. it feels good to me ok?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Don't get your cock out on the table x"

If he does that at MLS we will both hit it with a hammer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's too soon for verbal communication, just pass notes to each other like you're still on fab.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Remember not to stare at her tits. Or his groin.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Remember not to stare at her tits. Or his groin. "

What if you’re both staring at each other’s, is that ok?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't pick her nose either, she won't like that

She might ... any hole's a goal

Tut tut. Your goal maybe. Remember, don’t feel bad, small dicks are loved too

Hey .. it feels good to me ok?

So demanding

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Remember not to stare at her tits. Or his groin.

What if you’re both staring at each other’s, is that ok?"

Don't weird out the people in the pub lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's too soon for verbal communication, just pass notes to each other like you're still on fab. "

Oh gawd. So I’ll need to take paper and pens too?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Remember not to stare at her tits. Or his groin.

What if you’re both staring at each other’s, is that ok?

Don't weird out the people in the pub lol"

Possibly too late for that, saying FAF to each other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What not to do at a first social, an advice from Podrick:

Do not pick your nose.

And if you forget, under no circumstances are you to eat the bogey.

Any other good advice?"
don't take money she'll pay, don't shave they love it rough and come straight from work in your work gear

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Don't pick her nose either, she won't like that

She might ... any hole's a goal

Tut tut. Your goal maybe. Remember, don’t feel bad, small dicks are loved too

Hey .. it feels good to me ok?

So demanding

FAF?

Oops ... wrong thread

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