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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We've all (well, mostly us women) have had them, those guys who mail things like "ever bounced on a fireman's cock?" like the uniform is gonna make us drop our knickers. Or I'll pick you up in my merc, like a flashy car=a flashy fanny.

If you had to pick your USP in this way what would it be? What thing about you will make suitors swoon?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm just going to censor myself here, I don't want the messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm just going to censor myself here, I don't want the messages "

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

I erm, make a good bacon sarnie? That's all I've got.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We've all (well, mostly us women) have had them, those guys who mail things like "ever bounced on a fireman's cock?" like the uniform is gonna make us drop our knickers. Or I'll pick you up in my merc, like a flashy car=a flashy fanny.

If you had to pick your USP in this way what would it be? What thing about you will make suitors swoon?

"

My eyes my thighs and my ties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have 2020 vision, most of my teeth and all the hours I work mean I have some money and little time to spend it. Plus if I'm working so much you've got plenty of time to spend to yourself...if that means you go looking for a guy with a bigger cock so be it, as long as you don't tell me

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I perform oral for hours and will make you squirt gallons.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We've all (well, mostly us women) have had them, those guys who mail things like "ever bounced on a fireman's cock?" like the uniform is gonna make us drop our knickers. Or I'll pick you up in my merc, like a flashy car=a flashy fanny.

If you had to pick your USP in this way what would it be? What thing about you will make suitors swoon?

"

Oh easy... my ability to drone on about any given subject im currently passionate about without realizing people are getting bored or are unimpressed, interested or even asked about it to begin with...

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

I can pack a suitcase and get all the body parts in

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire

We are still breathing! at our age thats all we have lol

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh! If you meet other women I'm not going to be jealous. Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm the king of oral

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shite at ironing but can make excellent sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I still have all of my own teeth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can cycle backwards

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By *riple SCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Men only have 2 emotions, hungry and horny...

If he hasn't got a hard on, make him a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

You’ll be knackered haha

You can’t beat a good bacon buttie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 17/07/19 11:31:05]"
try me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’ll be knackered haha

You can’t beat a good bacon buttie "

medallions yes

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By *ndrew CareyMan  over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

I am an expert Masseur

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I can cook and iron .

And I have a cute dog

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By *lan157Man  over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I don't get bent out of shape by the fact that women on fab get lots of offers and are here to play with others too.

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

My perfectly round head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I might make you laugh... maybe.

P

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

I’m not as much of a twat as I look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey pretty lady, you ever been prematurely ejaculated on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Um hang on i will have a hhink about....nope got nothing

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

I have an opposable tongue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Um hang on i will have a hhink about....nope got nothing"
ohhhh im an expert kisser

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Erm...... I have big boobs

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"Erm...... I have big boobs "

I didn’t notice, being a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dodgy snake oil

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'm charm personified...

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Power dresser....

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Short stayer

Slow repeater

No, wait...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Adaptable, reliable, flexible.

Sounds like a job interview

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I won't lie to you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can smile

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I can happily amuse myself so all you need to do is turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have no gag reflex....and I'm hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can make you laugh your panties off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t make a mess, and if I do I clean up myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We don’t have a selling point I’m afraid ...is the fact we don’t consider ourselves to have a selling point a selling point? If so then not having one is ours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have no gag reflex....and I'm hilarious "

Winner winner chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have no gag reflex....and I'm hilarious "

You are kinda funny

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By *heekybarstewardMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

If I can make her laugh...I'm half way ...worked on sunday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have no gag reflex....and I'm hilarious

You are kinda funny "

And J thinks he's the funny one...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So now I know where I am going wrong. I been polite in my messages maybe I should be dam right rude maybe thats why no one reply’s to my messages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm really very quick, so I won't waste much of your time.

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Adaptable, reliable, flexible.

Sounds like a job interview "

You're hired!

Oh, wait, no. That sounds wrong

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Adaptable, reliable, flexible.

Sounds like a job interview

You're hired!

Oh, wait, no. That sounds wrong "

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By *astyEricMan  over a year ago

Hull

I'm me, can't get better then that PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have no gag reflex....and I'm hilarious

You are kinda funny

And J thinks he's the funny one..."

Ok, you know my feelings on that big hunk

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"I perform oral for hours and will make you squirt gallons. "

Oh fiddles

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"I won't lie to you. "

Big plus point !

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"You’ll be knackered haha

You can’t beat a good bacon buttie medallions yes "

Medallions no.... need the fat on to cook bacon or tastes of nothing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’ll be knackered haha

You can’t beat a good bacon buttie medallions yes

Medallions no.... need the fat on to cook bacon or tastes of nothing "

oh no its the fat I'm not fond of lol

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

We’re in good shape for our age...que agreement

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By *MP3Man  over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I'm great a hoovering, world class in fact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not sure if im honest , I have nice eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We've all (well, mostly us women) have had them, those guys who mail things like "ever bounced on a fireman's cock?" like the uniform is gonna make us drop our knickers. Or I'll pick you up in my merc, like a flashy car=a flashy fanny.

If you had to pick your USP in this way what would it be? What thing about you will make suitors swoon?

"

is it valentines day

no one swoons on here

spoons maybe

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I’m good with my fingers, apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not great, but give 110% in effort

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"You’ll be knackered haha

You can’t beat a good bacon buttie medallions yes

Medallions no.... need the fat on to cook bacon or tastes of nothing oh no its the fat I'm not fond of lol "

Just cut it off after cooking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’ll be knackered haha

You can’t beat a good bacon buttie medallions yes

Medallions no.... need the fat on to cook bacon or tastes of nothing oh no its the fat I'm not fond of lol

Just cut it off after cooking "

puts me off seeing it lol not a fat person lean please

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

We have a grand piano which you can drape yourself across naked while we serenade you.

Ladies only please.

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

I don’t give a fuck... not really sure if that’s selling it or not though

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have Chocolates....Wine....And Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not for sale

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I don't have a selling point in like aldi cheap cheerful and lots of me around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Already sold out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have Chocolates....Wine....And Netflix "
really just watched my last downloaded netflix movie damnit

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Already sold out"

You better stop using my mug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We've all (well, mostly us women) have had them, those guys who mail things like "ever bounced on a fireman's cock?" like the uniform is gonna make us drop our knickers. Or I'll pick you up in my merc, like a flashy car=a flashy fanny.

If you had to pick your USP in this way what would it be? What thing about you will make suitors swoon?

"

Your selling point my lady is your beauty and clemency, when I've done wrong, like use the wrong vowel and displeased you I don't get beat because you know I like it... you're wise too

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"You’ll be knackered haha

You can’t beat a good bacon buttie medallions yes

Medallions no.... need the fat on to cook bacon or tastes of nothing oh no its the fat I'm not fond of lol

Just cut it off after cooking puts me off seeing it lol not a fat person lean please "

Whaaa? The fat bit's the tastiest part. On food or people. That's why big bums & tums are the sexiest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’ll be knackered haha

You can’t beat a good bacon buttie medallions yes

Medallions no.... need the fat on to cook bacon or tastes of nothing oh no its the fat I'm not fond of lol

Just cut it off after cooking "

it goes back to my childhood my dad liked and ate unusual cuts of meat like oxs tongue and heart etc and a lot of the meats had masses of fat he didn’t like to see anything left on the plate, hence my aversion to it

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