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"I was walking in the street with a sexy lady on my arm
When ? Suddenly I felt the urge to fart so I "
clenched my buttocks as hard as I could. It was futile... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was walking in the street with a sexy lady on my arm
When ? Suddenly I felt the urge to fart so I
clenched my buttocks as hard as I could. It was futile..."
...I couldn't hold it back and my ass ripped open to the tune of a royal fanfare and out trumped the gasy remnants of last nights Indian with a trumpity trump trump.
"My God!" said the sexy lady on my arm... |
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"I was walking in the street with a sexy lady on my arm
When ? Suddenly I felt the urge to fart so I
clenched my buttocks as hard as I could. It was futile...
...I couldn't hold it back and my ass ripped open to the tune of a royal fanfare and out trumped the gasy remnants of last nights Indian with a trumpity trump trump.
"My God!" said the sexy lady on my arm... "
Nice of you to call me God I said to her with a smile ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was walking in the street with a sexy lady on my arm
When ? Suddenly I felt the urge to fart so I
clenched my buttocks as hard as I could. It was futile...
...I couldn't hold it back and my ass ripped open to the tune of a royal fanfare and out trumped the gasy remnants of last nights Indian with a trumpity trump trump.
"My God!" said the sexy lady on my arm...
Nice of you to call me God I said to her with a smile ...... "
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I was walking in the street with a sexy lady on my arm
When ? Suddenly I felt the urge to fart so I
clenched my buttocks as hard as I could. It was futile...
...I couldn't hold it back and my ass ripped open to the tune of a royal fanfare and out trumped the gasy remnants of last nights Indian with a trumpity trump trump.
"My God!" said the sexy lady on my arm...
Nice of you to call me God I said to her with a smile ...... The End "
The end is a pub so we went in sat down and |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was walking in the street with a sexy lady on my arm
When ? Suddenly I felt the urge to fart so I
clenched my buttocks as hard as I could. It was futile...
...I couldn't hold it back and my ass ripped open to the tune of a royal fanfare and out trumped the gasy remnants of last nights Indian with a trumpity trump trump.
"My God!" said the sexy lady on my arm...
Nice of you to call me God I said to her with a smile ...... The End The end is a pub so we went in sat down and"
fell asleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was walking in the street with a sexy lady on my arm
When ? Suddenly I felt the urge to fart so I
clenched my buttocks as hard as I could. It was futile...
...I couldn't hold it back and my ass ripped open to the tune of a royal fanfare and out trumped the gasy remnants of last nights Indian with a trumpity trump trump.
"My God!" said the sexy lady on my arm...
Nice of you to call me God I said to her with a smile ...... The End The end is a pub so we went in sat down and"
all agreed what a good save that was, before ordering.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I was walking in the street with a sexy lady on my arm
When ? Suddenly I felt the urge to fart so I
clenched my buttocks as hard as I could. It was futile...
...I couldn't hold it back and my ass ripped open to the tune of a royal fanfare and out trumped the gasy remnants of last nights Indian with a trumpity trump trump.
"My God!" said the sexy lady on my arm...
Nice of you to call me God I said to her with a smile ...... The End The end is a pub so we went in sat down and all agreed what a good save that was, before ordering...."
an Indian curry again full of |
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