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By *amforfun12 OP   Man  over a year ago

bristol

Waiting for OFFERS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe post a meet up

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By *MP3Man  over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Prepare yourself to be inundated!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Hint: don't shout at them ... sshhh

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Direct approach, no messing.

I like your style.

Good luck mon brave'

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Christ don’t shout it out loud like that or you will be ripped apart by most of the fabulous milfs and cougars here. I’d run if I was you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You look quite cute x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got two clementine juice carton Simms for £2 last night... fucking massive OFFER

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Waiting for OFFERS "
m

Unfortunately they only meet men who don’t use caps locks.

ALL THE BEST TO YOU XX

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire

may i suggest you hold your breath while waiting lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So do I but she’s working

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By *amforfun12 OP   Man  over a year ago

bristol


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?"

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X"

Oooo he’s pulled. Yeaaa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Waiting for OFFERS?

You're likely be waiting a long time. Better warm up Mrs Palmer and her 5 friends.

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Well, since you’re a smooth talking bastard.....

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Christ don’t shout it out loud like that or you will be ripped apart by most of the fabulous milfs and cougars here. I’d run if I was you "

tbh i not so sure the OP understands the etiquette of fab!!!!!!! lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Christ don’t shout it out loud like that or you will be ripped apart by most of the fabulous milfs and cougars here. I’d run if I was you

tbh i not so sure the OP understands the etiquette of fab!!!!!!! lol "

Or etiquette generally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'll need to grow some tits if you're hoping for offers around here.

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

By the way if all else fails and none of the ladies pick you up. I and a few friends of mine can always tuck for you and squeal

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By *utdooryoneMan  over a year ago

Over there


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X"

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Christ don’t shout it out loud like that or you will be ripped apart by most of the fabulous milfs and cougars here. I’d run if I was you

tbh i not so sure the OP understands the etiquette of fab!!!!!!! lol

Or etiquette generally "

I was trying to be kind to him!!!!! rare for me i appreciate that!!!!! lol

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Christ don’t shout it out loud like that or you will be ripped apart by most of the fabulous milfs and cougars here. I’d run if I was you

tbh i not so sure the OP understands the etiquette of fab!!!!!!! lol "

Etiquette. You mean there is rulz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?"

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency.

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

Hope it’s working out for you mate, I’ve had 4 offers already

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

How can any woman refuse this offer?

Even I’m hard just thinking about it

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency. "

it is one thing to type a word or perhaps 2 in capitals to emphasize a point but typing it all in capitals is against Fab rules and certainly in chat you can be given a short ban for offending

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would love to fuck a milf good luck to you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency.

it is one thing to type a word or perhaps 2 in capitals to emphasize a point but typing it all in capitals is against Fab rules and certainly in chat you can be given a short ban for offending "

Offending what ? That's absurd and pathetic. lol

theres no volume control attached to a message. It's just a matter of perception how you take it.

People here get offended way to easily anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Waiting for OFFERS "
Well luckily the British are used to waiting in queues so although this one is going to be the longest you've been in I for one wish you luck

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency. "

Yeah, you lot,- don't talk down to the poor chap he might be suffering from keyboard Tourette Syndrome! -That's gotta be worth a sympathy shag at least.

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

That’s dangerous OP. Last time I put a call like that out it took me literally weeks to answer all the messages that never arrived.

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

O feck it. You can have my partner for an hour ffs the things I have to do

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency.

it is one thing to type a word or perhaps 2 in capitals to emphasize a point but typing it all in capitals is against Fab rules and certainly in chat you can be given a short ban for offending

Offending what ? That's absurd and pathetic. lol

theres no volume control attached to a message. It's just a matter of perception how you take it.

People here get offended way to easily anyway "

nothing to do with people getting offended! its against the site rules just the same as calling someone a "fecking prick" in the forums is!!!!

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency.

it is one thing to type a word or perhaps 2 in capitals to emphasize a point but typing it all in capitals is against Fab rules and certainly in chat you can be given a short ban for offending

Offending what ? That's absurd and pathetic. lol

theres no volume control attached to a message. It's just a matter of perception how you take it.

People here get offended way to easily anyway "

Au contraire.....

In forums and email communication, writing solely in uppercase is considered shouting.

It's nothing to do with being offended, not that anyone's said they are, it's about what's considered good etiquette.

Capiche?

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By *ooskiMan  over a year ago

south coast

That went well then

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By *ddit...Man  over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I love these posts.... make me chuckle..

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Don't we all!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Prepare yourself to be inundated! "

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Waiting for OFFERS "

Me too, I love a bargain - got some lovely Zoflora at lunchtime, on special offer for 99p

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Waiting for OFFERS

Me too, I love a bargain - got some lovely Zoflora at lunchtime, on special offer for 99p "

Nice 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got to be one of the funniest threads today.... THANKS Op

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By *0FrankMan  over a year ago

The South!

Has anyone made this fella an offer yet, other than to teach him forum etiquette?

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By *aisy SteinerWoman  over a year ago

Leicester

You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding...

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Has anyone made this fella an offer yet, other than to teach him forum etiquette? "

I’m arranging for a horse’s head to be left on his bed. It’s an offer he can’t refuse

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By *obert RichardsMan  over a year ago

Surrey


"Waiting for OFFERS "

Go to a club

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By *0FrankMan  over a year ago

The South!


"Has anyone made this fella an offer yet, other than to teach him forum etiquette?

I’m arranging for a horse’s head to be left on his bed. It’s an offer he can’t refuse "

Remind me not to write in caps to you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency.

it is one thing to type a word or perhaps 2 in capitals to emphasize a point but typing it all in capitals is against Fab rules and certainly in chat you can be given a short ban for offending

Offending what ? That's absurd and pathetic. lol

theres no volume control attached to a message. It's just a matter of perception how you take it.

People here get offended way to easily anyway

Au contraire.....

In forums and email communication, writing solely in uppercase is considered shouting.

It's nothing to do with being offended, not that anyone's said they are, it's about what's considered good etiquette.

Capiche?"

No I don't capiche ..

And you don't have to make me capiche. lol

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency.

it is one thing to type a word or perhaps 2 in capitals to emphasize a point but typing it all in capitals is against Fab rules and certainly in chat you can be given a short ban for offending

Offending what ? That's absurd and pathetic. lol

theres no volume control attached to a message. It's just a matter of perception how you take it.

People here get offended way to easily anyway

Au contraire.....

In forums and email communication, writing solely in uppercase is considered shouting.

It's nothing to do with being offended, not that anyone's said they are, it's about what's considered good etiquette.

Capiche?

No I don't capiche ..

And you don't have to make me capiche. lol"

I've no desire to "make" you understand.

People choose to be civil, or they choose not to be.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i fuck one pretty often

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i fuck one pretty often"

What's her name .

Palm ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i fuck one pretty often

What's her name .

Palm ?"

He’s probably talking about his wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i fuck one pretty often"

I think ‘pretty often’ is stretching the truth at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i fuck one pretty often

I think ‘pretty often’ is stretching the truth at the moment "

what a way to show me up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How many offers did you get then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i fuck one pretty often

What's her name .

Palm ?

He’s probably talking about his wife "

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

I WANT A PORSHE BUT DONT DRIVE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Walks in,walks back out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love your haircut op

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I WANT A PORSHE BUT DONT DRIVE "
their popularity is far outweighed but it's under achievements

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Prepare yourself to be inundated! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Zoflora for a pound?? Where?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency.

it is one thing to type a word or perhaps 2 in capitals to emphasize a point but typing it all in capitals is against Fab rules and certainly in chat you can be given a short ban for offending

Offending what ? That's absurd and pathetic. lol

theres no volume control attached to a message. It's just a matter of perception how you take it.

People here get offended way to easily anyway

Au contraire.....

In forums and email communication, writing solely in uppercase is considered shouting.

It's nothing to do with being offended, not that anyone's said they are, it's about what's considered good etiquette.

Capiche?"

Does that have less calories than a latte ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Zoflora for a pound?? Where? "

B and M for one

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"I WANT A PORSHE BUT DONT DRIVE their popularity is far outweighed but it's under achievements "

It doesn't matter because I can't drive

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

IM NOT SHOUTING BUT HORNY,YOU LOOKS AMAZING X

Let's put this simply for you

USING CAPITALS ONLINE IS "SHOUTING".

Using lower case with reasonable spelling and grammar is preferable.

How are the offers going?

Who says that .. who made this rule lol

Using capitals can be something important too.

Just in that lad case.

Seems like a life threatening emergency.

it is one thing to type a word or perhaps 2 in capitals to emphasize a point but typing it all in capitals is against Fab rules and certainly in chat you can be given a short ban for offending

Offending what ? That's absurd and pathetic. lol

theres no volume control attached to a message. It's just a matter of perception how you take it.

People here get offended way to easily anyway

Au contraire.....

In forums and email communication, writing solely in uppercase is considered shouting.

It's nothing to do with being offended, not that anyone's said they are, it's about what's considered good etiquette.

Capiche?

Does that have less calories than a latte ?"

Definitely.

Even less if someone else buys it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I've already fucked a midwife

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By *rent Bridge SwingersCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Zoflora for a pound?? Where? "

really? now that's an offer we can't refuse (unless it's the manky lavender scent - it's too strong)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Zoflora for a pound?? Where?

really? now that's an offer we can't refuse (unless it's the manky lavender scent - it's too strong)"

I got the manky lavender one. We Grannies prefer it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No ones going to offer you shit.

It's not a fucking free for all.

How about talking about what you have to offer?

Women are hardly going to be so blow away buy your avatar that they'll offer up their pussy on a plate.

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Zoflora for a pound?? Where?

really? now that's an offer we can't refuse (unless it's the manky lavender scent - it's too strong)"

99p in Savers. Run out of tropical one though

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