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"It's the white shirts, I long to see a pattern on you
Now that I've recovered I think I can do better. Sorry.
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I can’t keep loving you when you insist you are straight. I know deep down you really want to be with me but I can’t wait till you come to terms with your real sexuality.  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"It's the white shirts, I long to see a pattern on you
Now that I've recovered I think I can do better. Sorry.
I can’t keep loving you when you insist you are straight. I know deep down you really want to be with me but I can’t wait till you come to terms with your real sexuality. "
I'm not a big chocolate eater I'd get fat   |
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"It's the white shirts, I long to see a pattern on you
Now that I've recovered I think I can do better. Sorry.
I can’t keep loving you when you insist you are straight. I know deep down you really want to be with me but I can’t wait till you come to terms with your real sexuality.
I'm not a big chocolate eater I'd get fat "
I’m selfless chocolate I keep the calories while you get to devour me except I’ve fallen out of love with you cause of your love island addiction - I can’t compete |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your toenails are so long they click on the floor, like a dog.
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I thought you calling everyone "my lover" was a Bristolian thing. It is when I realised that everyone was your lover, I had to call it quits! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whos pissing up my lamp post 
Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine  "
Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour |
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"Whos pissing up my lamp post
Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine
Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour "
Well you snore louder than a pack of Hyenas laughing together 
At least that's what your ex Missus told me  |
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"Whos pissing up my lamp post
Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine
Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour
Well you snore louder than a pack of Hyenas laughing together
At least that's what your ex Missus told me "
I didn t like your music choices  |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"You won’t leave when I’ve asked you too saying you can’t find the door
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that into you
You never zipped up "
I thought you were the bloody tax man  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"You won’t leave when I’ve asked you too saying you can’t find the door
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that into you
You never zipped up I thought you were the bloody tax man "
Spiders give me the heebeejeebees  |
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"You won’t leave when I’ve asked you too saying you can’t find the door
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that into you
You never zipped up I thought you were the bloody tax man
Spiders give me the heebeejeebees "
I got sick of the sex down the back of aldis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well...after the whipped cream and rubber dolphin incident, we are not interested any more...sorry...but, that's the way it goes.
Take care...oh, and please return wife's thong....it does not suit you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well...after the whipped cream and rubber dolphin incident, we are not interested any more...sorry...but, that's the way it goes.
Take care...oh, and please return wife's thong....it does not suit you"
I get it, I really do, some people like the sound of duck mating calls. It's just I don't want to see them made that way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You said I could get fat! You said you didn't mind! Then you got fit, and I'm not good enough anymore! Shut up and let me speak, tell me the truth, was he worth it? Shut up |
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"Whos pissing up my lamp post
Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine
Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour
Well you snore louder than a pack of Hyenas laughing together
At least that's what your ex Missus told me
I didn t like your music choices "
I'm sorry, it was your Granny's record collection |
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"Whos pissing up my lamp post
Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine
Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour
Well you snore louder than a pack of Hyenas laughing together
At least that's what your ex Missus told me
I didn t like your music choices
I'm sorry, it was your Granny's record collection "
I'm sorry Ace but I have ClockPhobia
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