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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Or as we all know it...Farting.
If you was with a playmate (new) and they proceeded to fart whenever .
Would this put you off ?
be it man or woman 
Hve you ever been in this situation ? or done it yourself.
excluding fanny farts though   |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Was only talking about fanny farts last night!!! LOL
They can be embarrasing - had one once when had been doing doggy, got pumped full of air, turned me over and went to lick me, i leaned up to look and fanny farted in his face, all wet and juicy too
He didnt mind tho.
As for bum farts, sometimes it cant be helped and you just have to laugh it off - well i do anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was only talking about fanny farts last night!!! LOL
They can be embarrasing - had one once when had been doing doggy, got pumped full of air, turned me over and went to lick me, i leaned up to look and fanny farted in his face, all wet and juicy too
He didnt mind tho.
As for bum farts, sometimes it cant be helped and you just have to laugh it off - well i do anyway. "
Fanny farts are so natural it's unreal.
Problem is, unlike bum farts you cant hold the fuckers in.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was only talking about fanny farts last night!!! LOL
They can be embarrasing - had one once when had been doing doggy, got pumped full of air, turned me over and went to lick me, i leaned up to look and fanny farted in his face, all wet and juicy too
He didnt mind tho.
As for bum farts, sometimes it cant be helped and you just have to laugh it off - well i do anyway. "
Its when or if you do owt anally that the problem begins.
apparantly....
i wouldnt know meslf, only from what ive heard
Get so full of excess wind that nature cruelly gets its own back a little while later |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was only talking about fanny farts last night!!! LOL
They can be embarrasing - had one once when had been doing doggy, got pumped full of air, turned me over and went to lick me, i leaned up to look and fanny farted in his face, all wet and juicy too
He didnt mind tho.
As for bum farts, sometimes it cant be helped and you just have to laugh it off - well i do anyway.
Its when or if you do owt anally that the problem begins.
apparantly....
i wouldnt know meslf, only from what ive heard
Get so full of excess wind that nature cruelly gets its own back a little while later "
Have you tried the douche thing prior to playing? A couple of bum fulls of warm soapy water not only seems to clean one out but also leaves you feeling nice, empty and noise free |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sat here laughing myself stupid.....might have let a little bum fart go.
Daz got to know about my 'bum farts' first 'date'. Now we are together properly and have a baby on the way, seems like farts can also lead to a fairy tale ending hahahahahaha   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ill tell you a secret.....
When im on my own and let go, as we all do in private.
Its like i have my own brass section of an orchestra in me room.
Quite tuneful but loud, must be all the veg i eat. lmao
And when in turkey and had a fella, i used to send him to the market first thing in the morning.
Well the walls are very thin over there. hahahahah |
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