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Im bloody stupid at times..

By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Just took a pizza out of the oven and doing the usual cutting it whilst it's in the pizza tray, well I've only gone and burnt my belly on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

could,ve been worse

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Ouch do you want me to kiss it better for you

Or I could just ice it.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Burnt your belly on the pizza the oven or the tray?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And they say the forums are dumbing down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And they say the forums are dumbing down."

jee whiz who said that

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"could,ve been worse

That it could..

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ouch do you want me to kiss it better for you

Or I could just ice it. "

Both

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Just took a pizza out of the oven and doing the usual cutting it whilst it's in the pizza tray, well I've only gone and burnt my belly on it

Just be grateful you can be sensible most of the time...

and that you’re not taller..

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Could have made yourself a hotdog as well

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Extra sausage, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just took a pizza out of the oven and doing the usual cutting it whilst it's in the pizza tray, well I've only gone and burnt my belly on it

Just be grateful you can be sensible most of the time...

and that you’re not taller..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Could have been your bell end. I'm sure some one would have missed it better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just took a pizza out of the oven and doing the usual cutting it whilst it's in the pizza tray, well I've only gone and burnt my bellend on it

Now that would be worse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And they say the forums are dumbing down.

jee whiz who said that

I’m just saying it in every thread now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never try cooking chilli naked OP.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

At least you didn't slip with the cutter and slice your cock in half!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And they say the forums are dumbing down.

jee whiz who said that

I’m just saying it in every thread now! "

so am i

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And they say the forums are dumbing down.

jee whiz who said that

another TV

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meatball pizza

Ermmmm

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Knew I should have ordered a Chinese.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just took a pizza out of the oven and doing the usual cutting it whilst it's in the pizza tray, well I've only gone and burnt my belly on it

Just be grateful you can be sensible most of the time...

and that you’re not taller..

I have my moments

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Meatball pizza

Ermmmm

That's still in the freezer

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Knew I should have ordered a Chinese."

You might of spilled the sweet and sour sauce on little pp...

That would’ve hurt more...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could have burnt your front,privates,feet..a kind of Domino's effect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And they say the forums are dumbing down.

jee whiz who said that

another TV "

lol,,your saying that to me

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

What pizza was it? Asking for a friend

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Knew I should have ordered a Chinese.

You might of spilled the sweet and sour sauce on little pp...

That would’ve hurt more...

Are you a mind reader fuzzy, I always have some sweet n sour as part of my order

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